Give your favorite Champion(s) additional in-game dialogue (MEGATOPIC!)

Rather than continue making multiple topics and potentially get reported for "spam", I'm going to make a single large topic for this.

Basically, post up your ideas for additional dialogue that a Champion could say, and the conditions under when it would trigger.

ONLY RULE: Stay in character except for joke quotes, and joke quotes need to make sense. If necessary, provide context for joke quotes.

Also, for joke quotes, you might want to keep this in mind: "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I will provide examples from my past topics and a few new ones. I'll also add on ones I think of in the future.

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taunting "Time to meet your match, Swain!"

taunting "I don't know what my brother sees in you."

taunting "Want to see how I've improved your spell, Morgana?"

taunting "Let me light your path, Riven. Pretty please?"

taunting "All power, no technique, Syndra."

joke near "Can you help me work on my tan later, Leo?"

joke near "They're... so... big..." "How do you stand up straight?"

joke near "Would you mind if I touched one of your tails?" "They just look so... fluffy."

joke near enemy "And people think MY laugh is annoying."

joke near "Why does a fish... girl have those... things?"

joke near "You charge people to look at your... curves?"

starting a match with on same team "May the sun smile upon us today, Leo."

taunting "After I win, I expect a report on my desk detailing HOW I beat you, Vi."

taunting "No hard feelings, Professor, but your turrets have got to go."

when a Yordle Champion steps on her trap "Got you!" "They never learn." "Just as planned." "They just can't resist the sweets."

joke near enemy "I'm going to put this next shot right between your... oh, bugger..."

scores a Pentakill "I hope I don't get nerfed for that... again..."

starting a match with on same team "The light is with us, Lux. Let us go forth with its blessing."

joke near "So... you want to be a baker?"

taunting "Come on, master! Give me a challenge!"

taunting "Ending your bloodline will be my crowning achievement, Lightshield."

joke near "Sorry Nami. I'm, uh, fresh out of Moonstones..."

taunting "Double-barreled payback. My favorite!"

upon killing "Looks like I shot the sheriff. Hehehe."

casting E on "Got your back, Lux!" "Can't let them hurt that cute little face."

taunting "You could have twenty blades and I'd still best you!"

taunting "A broken sword? Are you trying to insult my skill?!"

joke near "Can you hold still for a moment? ... Thank you!"

joke near "You wish you had guns like mine."

joke near enemy "Trundle, I'm going to send this arrow right into your- OW! Aww, I was going to look so cool..."

taunting "You can redeem yourself, Riven, by dying like a dog!"

taunting "All your talk of honor and discipline will make a fine epitaph, Laurent."

taunting "Time to punish your foolishness, brother."

taunting "Come on, bro! Go out with some style!"

taunting "Time to learn the price of stealing, Crownguard!"

taunting "You'll not banish this shadow so easily, Light Mage!"

taunting "Your form befits you, beast!"

taunting "Let's make your disappearing act a little more permanent."

taunting "The only abomination between us, Starchild, is you!"

taunting "You were once our finest soldier. Now you are but a liability."

encountering "You're as bouncy as ever today, Sarah!"

taunts "If you're so eager to change, Riven, why do you still carry that blade?

taunts "Bottom's up, Singed!"

taunts "Shouldn't you be off hunting dinner, 'dear'?"

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I'll add more as I go. Feel free to post up your own.