The Healer's Club

Alright, let us call this meeting to order. Sona, what's our weekly update? Holds up one of the many flyers on the table and points to it Ok, thank you Sona. Now, let's read off the docket... item number one: Redemption. What's the issue here? We're thinking this item might make more champions want to join our club since pretty much anybody can heal now. Agreed. Chimes defiantly Wolf: We can hear you! Lamb: That was very rude, Bard. Everybody settle down. This club is for everyone who can heal another ally without the need of an item. Even ones with pitiful heals. Glares at Taric Strokes chin Jealous? Fakes retching Listen up! We cannot allow our differences to divide us. Much like... my... mom and dad... Comforts Alistar Sona, what are all these dots on the flyer? I can't read this. What the hell, Sona?!? This is the third time in a row! You're not even blind, why are you writing in Braille?!? Raises two middle fingers to the entire room Sona, we talked about this- Doors open and Shen enters awkwardly, the whole room goes silent ...what are YOU doing here? Shen, you don't belong here anymore. Don't get the wrong idea. I'm here to get my Vorpal Blades. Chimes that they were thrown away Oh. I see... I just wanted to keep at least one to preserve memories... You should probably leave. Nods sadly and mopes out Wolf: What a little bitch. Lamb: Wolf!!! You know, even when I was part of this, you never made me feel welcome. You could hardly call that a heal. But at least nobody can counter my abilities with an 800 gold item. Walks out How rude. Abruptly gets up, flips off the entire room, kicks open the door and leaves ...she really needs to start smoking again. Agreed. Can it, beefhead. Gestures to Nidalee She's crazy for me! Alright, that's the fourth time in a row we got distracted. Meeting adjourned. Ok. WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? Mundo is a doctor. Doctors heal people. Wow, they make stupid people too much these days. Picks up surgery bag and walks out, shaking his head