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That doesn't stop others from looking down on him.
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IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?
i am so tilted right now https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4df38fd853f840596506ca6879414f7/tumblr_inline_okrryk9EJ21symc6x_540.png
lost the job because he dodged all of the interviewer's questions.
Brand and Annie were fired
Festival Queen Anivia passed with flying colors!
I got tricked by the Thumpnail, but i the joke didn´t come of short.
or did it?
Jhin didn't get the job, but nor will anyone else now. The interviewer was found carved into the shape of a lotus blossom.
"Don't reject me. You'll regret it."
Interviewer: "so.... why do you think we should hire you to this lawyer firm"
: well i'm already the devil
Interviewer: "you're hired."
I found you a new proffesion... midget cage wrestling! :D
I heard about this too. I heard that 
passed and now has a bright future with her new employers.
: seemed like a nice guy, until FBI agents appeared at the door and tried to arrest him for sacrificing his neighbor in a satanic ritual. He just threw a mushroom at the FBI agent and vanished.
: was just about to hire him, but a giant anthropomorphic crocodile rushed into the room and tackled him out the window.
Tryndamere was declined due to his inability to do work with his left hand.
Wouldn't stop drinking on the job. Kept on harassing me verbally and physically. I called security but he fudged em up so i had to call in a squad of policemen to aprehend him.
No respect for personal hygine, contaminated all the food in my food production warehouse and make my workers sick.
Stealing machine parts and vanished without a trace. Now I have to pay alot of cash just to replace the metal parts of my machines.
He first came to me as a professional buisness man who can help my company make more money. Till i noticed the abscence of my employees were eaten by him. I just ran out of the building right now hope he doesn't find m-.
Wasn't really a Teem player.
Wouldn't answer more than 4 questions.
Outsourced most of the previous workers by being a much more efficient machine than puny fleshbags.
I was thinking about hiring this guy 
, but I got tired of all his shenanigans while he was in the waiting room.
kept acting like he ruled the galaxy - serious emperor palpatine type controlling persona, so I dropped him quickly.
ate our entire board meeting's catered lunch before I could even find the caterers to pay them. Still not sure what happened to them - as their workplace says they never returned after dropping off our food.
seemed pretty sharp and came up with some rather ruthless and highly illegal strategies for removing our competitors which was hilarious to joke about... then the fbi showed up and I found out he wasn't joking abut those suggestions. 12 hrs later - still in a standoff and being held hostage by him with about 50 fbi officers outside the office building. Why does this stuff always happen on MY friday?
well dressed - much better than last time he came in a few years ago; however, he (f)urgot his paperwork so I had to postpone the interview.
was so charming I almost asked her out on a date... till I looked up her the profiles of her ex's... none of them seem to be around anymore. Glad I did NOT give her my address or phone number. Removing from snapchat as I speak.