This behavior needs to stop!

Kryptone·2/23/2019, 9:12:31 AM·132 votes·18,900 views

Before I explain the matter at hand, first let me introduce myself,

I'm a female gamer who is support main since past 5 seasons. I DUO-Q with my Diamond II friend (I started off as Bronze 2, now I'm at Diamond IV too).

So, the thing is... I started this one match today where I was planning to play my OTP champ Karma in the Top lane. (Autofill is a bitch) Everything was fine, that is until the enemy team BANNED Karma. Okay, I don't even know how can people enjoy their days by ruining other people's live.

I was here all ready to play the game, and the enemy team had audacity to ban my all time OTP, and now I cannot play the game at all. I really don't understand how can people even ban other people's champion in 2k19 and think it is okay at all. I was really hurt by this and felt like crying at the moment but then I realized I'm an independent strong woman who needs no man, so I cried for only 2mins max.

This unsportsmanlike and discriminative behavior needs to STOP! RIOT need to take immediate action to stop people from banning champions during banning phase. I recon that only suitable punishment for such an act is Permanent Ban (and maybe a lawsuit depending on how attractive the female victim is).

I've already reported all 5 opponents after the match ended (because I didn't knew which one among them banned my beloved Karma). I've also submitted a ticket to RIOT support to ensure that my report don't go unnoticed and these filthy sexists gets what they deserve.

P.S. I'm also accepting invitation to Worlds as a professional team player. If anybody is interested, feel free to message me. (And please follow me on twitch:- "xCutieBabyGirl")

Thank you.

(This thread is satire)

37 Comments

FireThornzZ2/23/2019, 10:29:47 AM36 votes

and maybe a lawsuit depending on how attractive the female victim is

I died.

Eternal Torment2/23/2019, 12:50:10 PM24 votes

Before I saw that this post was in M&G:

http://magaimg.net/img/7cn3.jpg

PrismalDawn2/23/2019, 9:15:16 AM21 votes

(This thread is satire)

Almost had me lmao but I realized 4th paragraph in

Also...how come no one is talking about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2pC52I-vwE

VolatileAkali2/23/2019, 9:18:01 AM14 votes

I really think Riot is stupid that they threatened a pro team for "gender discrimination". This is why one of the reasons that E-Sports is never going to be as big as football and other sports. It wasn't in the rules, but they still did lmao what.

iGaveUpAtLast2/23/2019, 3:39:25 PM13 votes

The “so I cried for 2 min max” part made me laugh like crazy

HungryAngry2SPP2/23/2019, 2:29:54 PM8 votes

Damn, it's nice to see some GOOD satire on M&G.

The Spicy Crit2/23/2019, 12:56:52 PM8 votes

Hi, i'm transracial genderfluid gamer and i like to identify as a girl most of the time, what you said is right ! You are slaying it sis !!! When i saw what they did to those poor girls i was literally shaking, like i literally didn't know what to do ! Like, how could those bigots even ban champions ?!?!?!? When i identify as a guy i never ban a champion because there might be a girl behind a screen that wanted to play the champion that i banned.. It's sad to see how everyone is discriminating girls.. Like we just want equal rights, nothing more. Majority has to adapt to minority ! Not minority to majority !! That patriarchal way of thinking has to come to an end ! We will live on a world where everyone is equal ! Up vote if you all agree with me sisters ! We are gonna slay it !!!!!!

WyvernEgg2/23/2019, 3:32:59 PM4 votes

I wish I had a girlfriend....

sphinxthelion72/24/2019, 2:41:46 AM2 votes

the sarcasm is strong with this one.

rtbf2256182412/23/2019, 7:38:30 PM2 votes

I don't know, all i read was "Female gamer".

So...should i transfer back?

(this comment is satire)

DaddyPoro2/25/2019, 2:47:56 PM1 votes

This is so accurate

Bjørnetjenesten2/23/2019, 4:07:34 PM1 votes

Its pretty hilarious how insecure and cringeworthy you guys are about this whole issue...

Aseraan2/23/2019, 9:50:03 PM1 votes

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the shy top2/23/2019, 9:54:18 PM1 votes

(because I didn't knew which one among them banned my beloved Karma).

5 seasons and you still don't know.

MOLTinaTOR2/24/2019, 8:05:12 AM1 votes

Ok good one

Farm With Jayce2/24/2019, 3:16:42 PM1 votes

https://imgur.com/U0KA1uu

I wanted to see some hot egirl support player dominate some racist straight white male privileged misogynists. Guess the racist incels made her quit league because she wants to support, smh. #StandUp against Male Gamers everyone!