Gragas is an unhealthy Champion.

Kryptone·1/16/2018, 5:34:09 PM·162 votes·5,595 views

Okay, recently I've been reading about how Zoe, Akali,Yasuo etc are unhealthy champions.

But I wanted to point out how Gragas is probably one of the most unhealthy Champion in game.

I mean, just look at him. He's overweight/obese, have drinking addiction which further puts him to many risks of medical conditions.

I'm surprised he still have a working liver at this point. Even during death battles where he is on verge of dying, he won't stop drinking.

Moreover, he is most of the time half naked and roaming in jungle, I bet he must have caught some infections/germs etc.

At the age he is, Alcohol and such Cholesterol level is so unhealthy, I'm shocked how it is even acceptable.

I hope RIOT could notice how unhealthy this champ is and give him proper medical care and rehab if possible.

Thank you.

52 Comments

Der Lindwurm1/16/2018, 6:04:13 PM39 votes

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He's overweight/obese, have drinking addiction which further puts him to many risks of medical conditions.

Gragas "Ah only ave a drinkin problem when ah SPILL it... hurr hurr hurr."

Troll for Trump1/16/2018, 8:36:30 PM27 votes

Karthus is worse he's literally dead

zenkai45111/16/2018, 5:37:03 PM24 votes

To be fair, according to lore he has an ice crystal thing in his cask that made him large, so that's not REALLY his fault. But his liver is still probably destroyed, so #HelpForGragas #RitoPlease

Sujiren1/16/2018, 7:26:21 PM13 votes

Post rehab Gragas , now slim ,joined aa club, drinks tea instead of alcohol and has gentleman skin, where he wears a tuxedo.

macromite1/16/2018, 10:55:02 PM9 votes

I mean zoe might trump his, those inter dimensional space magics seem too have really stunted her growth. also it seems that her mentality has hardly changed for a millennia, so she probably has some sort of mental illness that prevents proper mental progression into adulthood.

At this point her life must be that of permanent living hell, so I may be one to suggest a permanent yet controversial remedy of euthanasia and subsequent removal from the game.

Cabruh1/16/2018, 10:40:52 PM6 votes

Is this post about how fat he is?

sees post

Yup.

Rendrex1/17/2018, 12:54:04 PM2 votes

MissFortune Her back needs all the help it can get KogMaw Vomiting intestinal acid 24/7 Talon I think he got some blades stuck in hidden places. Yasuo Reminds me of my alcoholic father

My Heartshaker1/17/2018, 2:28:43 AM2 votes

Dude, he’s not drinking.

He’s drowning in pussy.

Friendly Ram1/17/2018, 12:52:08 AM2 votes

But if he's unhealthy and this Teemo is cancer, we have aidsMalzahar , so does graggy need rehab first?

LordGeovanni1/17/2018, 4:30:29 AM2 votes

cant talk about gauys but can assult overweight and and people who take a sip of alchol every now and then on boards.... jg mods

u4UEVtIXH51/17/2018, 10:04:49 AM2 votes

lol this made me laugh, wasn't expecting that

Thefrostyviking1/17/2018, 2:04:31 PM1 votes

Ashe Sejuani Lissandra are all ice cold all year round.

Can't be healthy either :(

kierg1/17/2018, 2:14:29 PM1 votes

when he says "don't get pushy", that isn't what it sounds like.

ShaftyMegee1/17/2018, 9:58:04 PM1 votes

Hahahahaha!!!! That was great.

FirstTimeTopLayn1/19/2018, 9:38:56 PM1 votes

Graves got his cigar back so I don't think they'll be taking gragas's drinking habits away any time soon, they actually fought to give his cigar back, having to just not allow the content in certain areas due to parental issues and all.

vodrio121/16/2018, 8:21:46 PM1 votes

Obvious

Opheriaux1/16/2018, 9:03:19 PM1 votes

i have a sudden urge to replace lee sin's model with gragas'

The Bad Touch1/16/2018, 11:12:28 PM1 votes

BS posts like this being upvoted is why the game is fucking unplayble...

Pinkaj1/17/2018, 1:53:01 AM1 votes

Zoe eats a chocolate mooncake after every kill. She's unhealthy too.

MCNT0521/17/2018, 3:35:21 AM1 votes

Can you imagine how much pain his feet must be in?

Like, he may as well be stopping on Lego's ...Or is that too far?

BestPudgeNA1/17/2018, 5:45:20 AM1 votes

INB4 They nerf his Cigar Graves I mean cask. I can see the MT. Dew Product placement now

Kingdom Corn1/17/2018, 5:58:34 AM1 votes

Obama care?

50Shades0fTrynda1/17/2018, 11:40:44 AM1 votes

about his alcoholism, Support Group Gragas skin would sufice

Pale Pirate1/17/2018, 11:58:32 AM1 votes

Urgot ?

Ahri Baka1/17/2018, 1:09:30 PM1 votes

That makes me feel sad for Evelynn :( she wears nothing all the time , I really feel like huggin her right now and warming her , but in case I'm still alive tho