I'm tired of having them in all games I play!

Kryptone·5/15/2017, 4:13:48 PM·261 votes·6,282 views

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Minions. They are LITERALLY in every game I play. They are like Tryndamere version 2.1, because all they do is split push whole game. It is so unfun to play against! Now don't tell me that 10 Bans is coming soon and it will solve the issue. BECAUSE IT WILL NOT!

Minions have been RIOT's personal favorite since Season 1 and they won't nerf or remove them because they need them for all the LC$ Pro Plays and Money. Like come on, they are in 100% of my games from both teams. I'm just tired of having to deal with them again and again. I'm not saying that they are overpowered, but they have been in the META for ALL THE PAST SEASONS. Like come on.

I got tired of this and decided to become a Jungler main, but guess what? Lategame I got to deal with them regardless because If I stay in jungle at 50 mins, my team just keep saying "Report this noob, trolling".

Please RIOT, nerf them to the ground so that they die instantly upon leaving base or remove them or whatever. I just don't want to face them ever again.

44 Comments

UnboundHades5/15/2017, 4:16:38 PM52 votes

the picture baited me I was ready for a terribly done rant on why yasuo and lee are "over powered"

Tormentula5/15/2017, 7:03:09 PM40 votes

Did you know 100% of games that win have minions on the winning side?

Nerf minions freelo.

Heretic Lunari5/15/2017, 6:33:16 PM39 votes

You know what's worse? They become empowered when you destroy an Inhibitor, as if they're not overloaded enough. Rito pls remove this gimmick.

sta supra5/15/2017, 7:20:40 PM11 votes

Minions are so overpowered they dont even add to your KDA because if your strong enough to kill a minion you deserve to have a special stat just to keep track of it

EvilUnicornLord5/15/2017, 7:08:14 PM10 votes

Play Ascension.

Profit.

Terozu5/15/2017, 11:16:48 PM9 votes

The worst part; they ALWAYS feed, they're like the main source of gold, it's ridiculous.

Melledoneus5/16/2017, 1:44:27 AM7 votes

What a crybaby. I main minions, and beating them is so easy. Just buy Sunfire cape and thornmail and steamroll them. Typical Bronzies, not knowing how to play against minions.

JRobin315/15/2017, 10:56:05 PM6 votes

Don't get me started on how they tower dive you. It takes like 15 tower shots to kill just 1 wave of minions which is just ridiculous (and that's not even counting cannon and super minions). Buffing towers will not fix this problem! Minions obviously need to be nerfed into the ground or removed from the game.

Cowseed5/16/2017, 12:47:25 AM6 votes

Minions also have a 50% winrate. [zombie-nunu-bummed]

GG rito

YouGoTownedX5/15/2017, 6:42:26 PM5 votes

Gah! I got baited.... i will camp your lane when i see you...but for now an upvote is a warning to you [zombie-brand-clap]

Skins Project5/16/2017, 12:15:28 AM4 votes

And like we get nerfed because of their existence!

If they didn't exsist...

Baron buff could be better!

Like wtf.

We can get baron before they're even born and they get it..

So why doesn't our respawning teammate get baron!

FilDaFunk5/15/2017, 6:52:27 PM4 votes

Those feeders should be perma-banned.

Morgan le Fey5/15/2017, 5:35:56 PM4 votes

Thank you so much for this. M&G delivers again!

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

NrustyKripples5/16/2017, 2:53:16 AM4 votes

Its even worse when they have a Nasus or Veigar, damn feeding minions.

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Pothead Zed5/16/2017, 12:59:50 AM4 votes

I agree there is absolutely no counter play to these unstoppable monsters. smh rito pls nerf minions too strong*[zombie-brand-facepalm]*

Ravenous Howls5/15/2017, 4:46:08 PM4 votes

Click baited so hard... You filthy animal! Take my upvote...

Angrychickén5/15/2017, 5:01:51 PM4 votes

A quality meme.

OtterlyLost5/15/2017, 6:54:14 PM3 votes

You're right; those goddamn minions are a pain in every player's ass. Fuck these minions! >(

50000000000000005/15/2017, 9:42:43 PM3 votes

Minions got nerfed many times throughout League's history. There's the general powercreep with having stronger waveclear items and spells in the game, and there's also things like Sunfire Cape getting changed so it does more damage to minions. With Syndra's release now minions can be kited so easily... Now they changed Rift Herald so they're basically a better version of a super minion.

Minions are in every game because they're necessary, not because they're strong. They need more buffs, especially in mid to late game when they can't even fight supports 1v7 (3 melee, 1 cannon, 3 ranged).

Saewin5/15/2017, 4:28:37 PM3 votes

well this blew up. 8 minutes ago with fifteen upvotes.

BlackHairedGirl5/15/2017, 10:53:04 PM2 votes

Waiting for the person who doesn't read this as a joke...

Bolsterland5/16/2017, 8:03:43 AM2 votes

After this, nerf those damn towers next. They legit 3-shot me at lvl 1. Broken af.

Raiyza5/15/2017, 6:04:59 PM1 votes

LeeSin item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

Yasuo item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

TheBossVeigar5/16/2017, 2:59:22 AM1 votes

Picture baited me. Love the meme though!

ItsOrval5/16/2017, 8:09:30 AM1 votes

I havent seen a Lee Sin in a while actually. And honestly i love facing Lee Sins because theyre usually trash. Id much rather face a Lee than a 800 armor Sej, a Nunu who wont die, a yi who once gets 1 kill can 1v3, a kha who hops on you and you insta die.

Zpeedy5/16/2017, 1:15:06 PM1 votes

Welp they are there favorite since beta

Pacattack255/16/2017, 3:07:00 PM1 votes

And for when you need More minions you can always pick Veigar - the ultimate caster minion

The Fony5/16/2017, 5:20:56 PM1 votes

I actually got baited by this

TimX24968B5/16/2017, 6:45:44 PM1 votes

I wanna see a game mode with regular summoner's rift but no minions. just see how it goes. XP and gold buffs, obviously to compensate, though.

(It would be purely for fun, but it would be hilarious to see.)

jama6555/16/2017, 12:22:46 AM1 votes

You know what im tired of NOT HAVING in my games item 3649

CasterGilgamesh5/15/2017, 11:46:03 PM1 votes

you mean 3.0 cuz Tryndamere 2.0 is Aatrox

SSShutTheDuckUp5/17/2017, 7:54:44 AM1 votes

Nasus I have no problem with minions, they are balanced and offer counter-play (except minion block)