Hi.. Im here for the opening for a uhm" Rift...Herald"?

La Bello·Apr 14, 2017·85 votes·3,730 views

https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/golisopod.jpg

29 Comments

cinomenapplebaeApr 14, 201753 votes

https://i.gyazo.com/7bb42075b2390363ae074eaa5538b6ab.png

CatastropApr 14, 20173 votes

Upvoted because Golisopod.

KhadaverApr 14, 20173 votes

"Where the fuck is my first impression?"

l Helios lApr 14, 20172 votes

This pokemon is cool, but was kind of disappointing. The whole region is slow af

YOUGOTKILLEDBROApr 14, 201710 votes

The tutorial portion is about 4 hours. After that it is pretty smooth, and overall a damn good game

Insanity SongApr 14, 20173 votes

I think he is more or less talking about the new pokemon in general being slow af

YOUGOTKILLEDBROApr 14, 20171 votes

Oh lol, I would have to agree with them on the pokemon stats too lol.

KorZodApr 14, 20175 votes

While normally I'd agree, Golisopod has 3 priority moves, his speed really doesn't matter

Pierce The VealApr 15, 20171 votes

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While normally I'd agree, Golisopod has 3 priority moves, his speed really doesn't matter

And then he has emergency exit...

Fricking annoying.

ZarvanisApr 15, 20171 votes

I remember one time I was trying to catch one of the legendaries, and for some reason I took out my Golosipod. Turns out, Emergency Exit causes you to run from wild pokemon.

(It's health was so low, too -_-)

Pierce The VealApr 15, 20171 votes

{quoted}

I remember one time I was trying to catch one of the legendaries, and for some reason I took out my Golosipod. Turns out, Emergency Exit causes you to run from wild pokemon.

(It's health was so low, too -_-)

Lmao yep.

l Helios lApr 15, 20171 votes

Yeah I meant the region is kinda fat xD

KnoyleApr 15, 20171 votes

on the bright side the bad guy Team of this game is pretty damn awesome. https://pics.onsizzle.com/grunt-a-team-skull-represent-we-cant-pay-the-rent-7400489.png https://media0dk-a.akamaihd.net/56/29/39c2fdf78bbd78b75468e756834ab4da.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/60/88/c5/6088c5ed1369b2ead8f4228b6b47feeb.jpg

zeskgamesApr 15, 20172 votes

ITS YA BOI!

OHminusApr 16, 20171 votes

GUZMA!!!!

OHminusApr 16, 20171 votes

Y'all are stupid!!

macromiteApr 15, 20172 votes

i can imagine them putting him in.

and then "I was killing rift herald when halfway through it just peaced out without giving the buff"

BoompenguinsApr 15, 20172 votes

is dat a goliospod :OOOOO

upvoted for pokemon

TimX24968BApr 15, 20172 votes

no, its a rayquaza, are you blind?

BoompenguinsApr 15, 20171 votes

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no, its a rayquaza, are you blind?

KnoyleApr 15, 20172 votes

Hey weren't you that guy auditioning for scuttle crab a while ago? http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/e/ef/767Wimpod.png/250px-767Wimpod.png

Sahn UzalApr 14, 20171 votes

Yeah I saw the similarities aswell, and I don't even play Pokemon games anymore.

Chromatic EagleApr 14, 20172 votes

You should. Sun and Moon are great.

DuskDaUmbreonApr 14, 20177 votes

Diana and Leona approve of the new games.

AeróApr 15, 20171 votes

the new games are just retarded. they are just trying to milk a franchise with the least creative pokemon i have seen. shit was good until soulsilver in my opinion

macromiteApr 15, 20174 votes

Every generation has shitty pokemon. And every generation has pokemon that you need to be smarter than the average bronze player to understand.

all in all I don't think pokemon has gotten any worse. It might be a bit easier these days, but It's not any worse. if anything it gets better and better every generation. and challenge runs get harder and harder, and more replayable, which is great.

The LexerApr 14, 20171 votes

Honestly, the new Rift Herald is probably the evolved form of Scuttle crab

It's like Magikarp to Gyrados

macromiteApr 15, 20174 votes

rift herald IS the evolved form of ascuttle crab.

but more in a mutation caused by void. can't find source but I'm pretty sure a ritoter said it

PlacentasApr 15, 20171 votes

That thing is pretty fuckin cool. I haven't played the past 2 poke gens because I can't justify buying a handheld system just for those games currently.