Challengers HATE him!

Brascus·5/23/2017, 8:06:18 PM·41 votes·2,083 views

Do you suffer from Elo impotence? https://i.gyazo.com/e5a5abe58a9284b87f6c5edddc7d012a.png

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Gain 1-3 inches of Elo
Increase Elo thickness
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Intensify your map pressure
Straighten out that losing curve
Enlarge your Elo head
End premature matches
Increase Nexus Penetration
Erect team confidence

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Grow your Elo to the SIZE she needs!

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26 Comments

Lucian Waifu5/23/2017, 9:55:53 PM22 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Bg0XuNJ.png

Warlord Scrap5/23/2017, 8:24:28 PM11 votes

What are the side effects though

Tormentula5/23/2017, 11:03:32 PM7 votes

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who clicked to order...

Raiyza5/24/2017, 3:50:50 PM5 votes

Dude I lost my shit at "straighten out that losing curve".

Hoooollyy fuck I think I lost a lung laughing so hard.

InsaneKiller025/24/2017, 12:28:09 AM4 votes

wow I clicked on that button

I'm disappointed dude

XxDRAGONsAK47xX5/24/2017, 3:12:17 PM4 votes

Amazing! I got my shipment last week and I went from Silver 1 to gold 1 in 1 week!

All my friends hate me now because I left them behind in silver... BUT THATS OK :D

Quannari5/24/2017, 2:18:08 PM4 votes

This product is great! I was bronze V before taking the ELO Boost products Freealis / Dynamgra / Elovitra / Ritonix. Now I'm bronze IV, have a girlfriend, and became a better version of me! Kappa

Upvoted for Issei XD

Techfusion75/24/2017, 4:34:42 PM4 votes

End premature matches. Pffffffft

Wraith Senna5/24/2017, 10:05:48 AM2 votes

if i recognized the boost gif does that make me a pervert?

Jeddy0175/24/2017, 2:33:25 AM2 votes

I wonder if there's some magical way you can make the "Rush My Order" button take you to that Rick Astley video.

Busty Demoness5/24/2017, 1:38:36 PM2 votes

Was expecting a "use this one trick" advertisement that simply said "Pick Yasuo".

Expectations not met, still not disappointed.

Handy Sandy 5/23/2017, 8:09:38 PM1 votes

LOL