Challengers HATE him!

Brascus·May 23, 2017·41 votes·2,083 views

Do you suffer from Elo impotence? https://i.gyazo.com/e5a5abe58a9284b87f6c5edddc7d012a.png

There are products that can BOOST your performance: Freealis / Dynamgra / Elovitra / Ritonix https://i.gyazo.com/c5d714a0b55dedb6517dbce00969efe3.png https://lowermidtable.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/giphy.gif?w=660

Reap the benefits you deserve:

Gain 1-3 inches of Elo
Increase Elo thickness
Increase laning Stamina
Intensify your map pressure
Straighten out that losing curve
Enlarge your Elo head
End premature matches
Increase Nexus Penetration
Erect team confidence

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Grow your Elo to the SIZE she needs!

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26 Comments

Lucian WaifuMay 23, 201722 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Bg0XuNJ.png

BrascusMay 23, 201712 votes

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4th Chiming LambMay 24, 20175 votes

...

Warlord ScrapMay 23, 201711 votes

What are the side effects though

UnboundHadesMay 23, 201716 votes

having bronze players hate you

BrascusMay 23, 20175 votes

bronzies gonna bronze

BrascusMay 23, 20178 votes

you may enter wood division for prolonged periods of time

Masterofchaos999May 24, 20171 votes

Just adhd.... and schizophrenia, dementia, bipolar disorder, antisocial personality disorder, multiple personality disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, panic disorder, manic depression and paranoid personality disorder.

But don't worry they make medications to fix those.

TormentulaMay 23, 20177 votes

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who clicked to order...

An Undead bratMay 23, 20172 votes

Yes, it didn't work, so I reported the post as spam.

BrascusMay 24, 20174 votes

Have you tried the premium package? It's an Elo steroid guaranteed to generate maximum laning thickness, so you can penetrate the enemy nexus again and again and again, all night long.

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RaiyzaMay 24, 20175 votes

Dude I lost my shit at "straighten out that losing curve".

Hoooollyy fuck I think I lost a lung laughing so hard.

InsaneKiller02May 24, 20174 votes

wow I clicked on that button

I'm disappointed dude

QuannariMay 24, 20174 votes

This product is great! I was bronze V before taking the ELO Boost products Freealis / Dynamgra / Elovitra / Ritonix. Now I'm bronze IV, have a girlfriend, and became a better version of me! Kappa

Upvoted for Issei XD

RaiyzaMay 24, 20174 votes

The whole package.

....

pun intended. I regret nothing.