How badly have you ever screwed with your laner?

Ralanr·10/10/2016, 3:47:11 AM·3 votes·583 views

I just played a game where I crushed Yasuo in lane. After a while I started calling him Yasuo-kun like some insane Yandere. Everytime he'd run away I'd ask him to come back, and even in death I'd remind him that it wouldn't keep me away.

: Come back, Yasuo-kun!
: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

Bonus points for being SG Poppy and playing the japanese version of the song in the background...Yes I went a little nuts. I kinda sorta let out all my pent up aggression towards Yasuo players over the years for always letting them do the one thing they want.

Farm.

Anyway, you guys have stories?

20 Comments

oSEXYPLATYPUSo10/10/2016, 4:16:10 AM4 votes

im just gonna say if your an ADC and you have a Alistar Bard Blitzcrank TahmKench support be very careful on how you treat your support

they just may be the cause of your death

Zykklon B10/10/2016, 3:57:43 AM4 votes

Be me Singed vs a MonkeyKing

Chases me and dies

Me: You know what they say, you're like the champ you play...Boosted Monkey.''

Oleandervine10/10/2016, 4:03:37 AM4 votes

I was Kench. The enemy support was Thresh. I started the game by telling Thresh "I want you inside me!" He got all flustered and salty, and really defensive. I consistently targeted him and ate him and he'd rage at me, to which I'd retort again with the "I want you inside me" thing, in different iterations. He tilted very, very, very hard and eventually quit after I kept eating him to death.

xxxDogmanxxx10/10/2016, 4:02:45 AM3 votes

Whenever someone on the enemy team messes up, I all-chat to give them support and defend that champion from their flaming teammates. I'm just trying to spread positivity in games, but for some reason it seems to make their teammates rage even harder. I just don't get it.

TyrekGoldenspear10/12/2016, 5:43:09 PM2 votes

One time I was playing Viktor, and I was up against a Yasuo.

From the beginning I played aggro, and of course I poked him with Q before we hit lvl 2 so he could never get to me to retaliate. Once we hit lvl 6, I purposely left myself open, and of course he dashed at me to aggro.

I dropped a W on my feet the second I knew he couldn't back out, then just stood there and dropped all I had and killed him. First Blood.

Viktor /all Outplayed.

From then on this yas would go super ham just to try to kill me. But he never did. I would always stay out of reach and would type "Outplayed" everytime I killed him.

Good times.

TheTarians10/12/2016, 4:54:09 PM2 votes

I was Playing Rumble and the enemy laner was playing Yasuo ... you know where this is going.

He started off the laning phase by playing somewhat passive, but every time he got his 3rd Q, he would stack up his E, then knock me up. So I just sat there taking it for a bit, because I knew that once I got some AP that he would not be able to do anything to me.

Then this bitch... this fucking Yasuo bitch, has the audacity to pop a MASTERY 7 icon on me when he gets the 3rd Q knock up on me.

That's when I put my game face on. The second after he did that, I immediately bum rushed him with an empowered W and Q, made him waste wind wall which does not block my Q, then after I killed him he said... and I quote

Yasuo : "OMFG! Luck..." Rumble : "Come back and I'll show you more of my "luck"" Yasuo : "Ima rek you %%%." Rumble : "kk :P"

Proceeds to make him rage so hard that he starts building AP

warpenguin55510/12/2016, 5:08:29 PM2 votes

In a normals game I had an Ashe tell me to land a fucking ult noob. I was Bard. Guess what happened when the enemy jungler Ganked.

Zach Sandwhich10/10/2016, 3:53:09 AM1 votes

I quite literally had a game where we just stomped the enemy bot lane so hard that the support Janna just left to go support mid.

So I followed her everywhere she went.

Anytime she swapped to go top/mid/bot I would follow.

I can't remember if I was Thresh or Nautilus but either way I would constantly burn all my abilities just to kill her and nobody else.

She begged me to stop, but that wasn't happening anytime soon.

Another time I was playing Nautilus and as per usual I was winning the bot lane against a Lucian

I hadn't noticed but I started every engage by ulting him.

Eventually he started begging me to stop ulting him.

So I started ulting him, but not following up. Just ulting him

It tilted him so hard that when we were ending the game he was standing at the back of the nexus, so I hook, ult, flash out just to get that last ulti.

Stephenizgod10/12/2016, 5:10:17 PM1 votes

When I am Morgana and am hitting them Q's, I like to hit them with my Q, then walk around them spamming my Mastery Emote. Its pretty tilting judging by the /all chat :D

BakedLotion10/12/2016, 5:18:51 PM1 votes

And then u get reported cause people are sensitive :^)

BetterCallSoul10/12/2016, 4:40:44 PM1 votes

I usually flirt with them, call them Baby, or if I'm getting Camped I act like toplane is a tropical resort and I am happy to have them there. Or I just roleplay as my champion.

Golden Tager X10/12/2016, 5:27:55 PM1 votes

I literally started buttfucking a Darius so hard that once I got a frozen mallet he would just stop moving the moment I got anywhere near him because he knew he was dead, he went 0/17/0. It was hillarious.