#Example
- "H-How did I get into this skimpy thing? *cries*"
- "How come your boobs get to fill out that top?!"
"Oh... Sh-Shenpai... d-don't look!"
"WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING DURING A GANK?!?"
"I don't know what's going on, but I just used a three minute cooldown..."
"Since when do stars need guardians?"
Well then! I'll just set up shop in this thread for a little while...
...
...
...why are we here?
(looks to Ashe and Lux, is about to answer, but pauses) ...I don't know.
(looks at whatever is to result with them both) ...we should not get involved for once.
Yeah, pretty sure Raptorkarr is going to do something worth our notice soon.
: I knew I shouldntve taken that bet
: Less talky more posey
(Enter 
)
: What on Runeterra...
: Oh hey Garen, do you mind, we are in the middle of something?
: (in self loathing) was the breast padding really necessary?
: Shh!
: Lux, we have been over this, its one thing to dress up yourself, but its another to dress someone else.
: DONT JUDGE ME! Besides whats wrong with it anyways?
: It is a little weird...
: Says the guy who's girlfriend (
) dresses up in scantily clad kitty cat outfits and posts them on Jayce-book. Dont even get me started on the ones she put up today.
: She is not my girlfriend
(Aside but loud enough to hear) wait she posted new ones?
( pulls out his phone not so discreetly)
: GAREN!
: What?
(Aside) aaaaand save
: Seriously, no one is judging you for dating her.
: Im not.
: ...
: (Voice crack) SHUT UP DONT JUDGE ME
( runs off crying)
: GAREN!.. That man I swear...
...
...
...
: Want to talk about it?
: MORE POSING
I dunno, anything that tries to put "crying" and "sexy" in the same package has gone wrong on a fundamental level.
I bet tryndemere set this up
That outfit is TOO small!
For real though, I never thought Ashe had huge boobs really, and that in SG Lux has none when her default she clearly has some xD
Lux is clearly embarassed and jealous Ashe has quite the womanly assets, Ashe is embarrassed she is wearing such a thing.
:Hey sis, what do you want for din-What the hell is going on here?
:SAVE ME!
:OMG Garen. Can't you knock on the door?
:Wow, you look good on that oufit Ashe.
:How the hell did you got in here?
:I'm a space dragon. I don't need permission. I can go wherever I want.
:Do you have a spare one?
:I was about to ask the same thing.
:What the hell is going on here?
:How did you get here?
:You said you would be quick so I was worried.
:AW.
:Trynd you need to hurry. The boat won't wait much long-the boat can wait. What's with the outfit Ashe?
:Straight to Snapchat.
:It may have have some battle purpose guys.
:Why is the whole Freljord in my room?
:We were bored.
:I heard you were making dinner Garen. What is it?
:Pasta.
:My favourite. We should continue discussing this matter while we eat.
:I don't have enough room nor food for all of us.
:stars creating a star
:Like Braum's mom always says, theres always room for one person erh dragon.
:It's true. Braum's mother always says that.
:Space Dragon.
And they proceed to have a great dinner and Lux made SG oufits for everyone and now thay all defend the galaxy and the stars.The End.
Lux is waiting patiently outside of Ashe's room when she hears Ashe chastising her from within.
I can't believe you did this to me Lux! You asked me to join your little club and then you make me where this?!?!
Ashe exits her room.
Ashe, that was the uniform for Poppy! I even labeled them! Wait, how did you even fit your... self into that?
I'm talented. I'm going to go put the right uniform on now.
That's probably for the best.
Tryndamere enters the room to ask his wife a question.
Ashe my queen do you happen... to... know...
Tryndamere's serious expression turns into a smile as his voice trails off.
You know, I had my doubts about this Star Guardian club but I find myself suddenly very happy with your decision to join. I simply request that you make sure your battles are well photographed.
Sighs. Did I happen to know....?
Ah yes. The reason I came here...
Tryndamere ponders for a few moments, his eyes fixated on his wife's uniform.
I can't remember what I wanted to ask you.
Lux simply shakes her head in amusement.
No one should wear this
I should wear that
http://thedisneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/captain-america-civil-war-title.jpg
excuse me lux for a sec i need to snezzzz
AAAAAchoooooooooo
Ewww thats so discusting and so apauling
: Move, bitch, get out the way.
: >=O
: gestures laughing
: Oh don't worry, he have one for you too! :D
: ..........0_o
: Serves you right for laughing
Would not mind getting a Star guardian Ashe skin if it looks like the above.
Garen need's a skin like that.
"W-why does the Star Guardian skin have to be so lewd.. ??"
"WASN'T THAT SKIN MEANT FOR ANNIE?!!"
".. .. . I really don't want it anymore, thanks."
Oh no, they have Ezreal!
Oh no, they have Ezreal!
I look so ridiculous in this outfit...
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG?!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow! I stubbed my toe!
N-No way! That's gotta hurt!
