+1 for soad
Word
or they actualy do and seen your match history [zombie-brand-facepalm]
Ah, so that's why they AFK'd since minute one. Huh...
I'm on the same page!!
I went adc Mord a few games ago, as it was the only space available. Obviously I chose Mord, as I spam him because Metal will never die, huehue.
So the jungler asks who the adc is and I say me, which he replies with "I know it's not Mord, adc Mord isn't a thing" I basically told him to shut and and I'll play who I like. He told me me he refused to gang at all, and didnt. And I hard carried my team.
Mordekiaser es numero uno, Huehuehuehue
WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP?
Edit: I guess I forgot the lyrics, thanks Ray29x for the correction!
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE
HERE YOU GO, CREATE ANOTHER FABLE!
*grab a brush and put a little make up
You should taunt them when you get a Serj of power after getting your core items.
Man, i remember this one game(pre-rework), i was against a riven, who spent the entire game flaming me because she couldn't stand the Morde, Because apparently, being able to turn riven against her team was "cheating"
I know right!! It is common courtesy to flame AFTER you started feeding! :D
Or when I play 
[slayer-jinx-wink] no one knows what chop suey does
Those games are the best, when they wait for my E CD to come back up over and over so I can poke them, or they let me heal off them with my W every time they come in to CS.
Downside is, its a 50/50 chance that they know your weaknesses and invite their jungler to a Morde buffet whenever you push the wave.
I have teir 5 mord, and i just find him so lackluster now. I loved the old mord who would crush assassins with ease. However it is still nice to go toplane and triple Q champions to death who thinks the master of metal is weak.
+1 for metal memes
I feel that this would be a bit more relevant with 
Why are you posting pictures of terrorists so soon after Orlando?
I know that feel... except it was with Fizz...
it's simple.
YOU WANTED TO! :P