Orianna's Bizarre Predicament

Maple Crusader·2/26/2016, 7:12:18 PM·5 votes·794 views

http://www.dickson-constant.com/medias/images/catalogue/api/6688-turquoise-680.jpg Orianna Steam Golem: Blitzcrank? Neither the Ball nor I cannot detect your current location. ??? Oh look, Clockwork Lady's here too. Orianna Identify yourself. Evelynn Orianna. Orianna You must be the Widowmaker. Evelynn I'm glad someone actually recognizes me for who I- Orianna May we have your autograph? We are fans of the Overwatch Initiative. http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/widowmaker_presskit.jpg Evelynn No, you stupid machine, I am not that Widowmaker! I am Evelynn!
Orianna We have no stored knowledge of an Evelynn. Oddly, you have the same blue complexion as the Widowmaker. Evelynn ... Orianna We are interested in the reason why we are here. Is this place a prison? Evelynn More or less. This is the void of the forgotten champions. You're getting retconned. Orianna Retcon? Evelynn It means your story's going to get scrapped, Raggedy Ann. Orianna ? Evelynn Take a look at your body. Orianna Why is my body teal? Evelynn You're one of us now. Cassiopeia One of ussssss. Sejuani Welcome to the club. Karthus Better get used to it. Azir Why am I here... Yorick DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM?

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