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Sivir's family issues

Maple Crusader··99 votes·9,965 views

http://31.media.tumblr.com/301486136760158a52ab390a3ae255ea/tumblr_inline_nd0cj2kDcl1qe4y2o.jpg Azir Where do you think you are going? Sivir I'm going out. Azir Not in that outfit. My harem girls wore more clothing than that. Sivir You're not the boss of me. Azir ... Sivir Now if you don't mind, I'm going to the club. Azir Not until you put some clothes on. Sivir I'm not wearing those ugly robes. Azir PUT THEM ON NOW. Sivir "ults and runs" Azir Get back here! Sivir Nope. Azir Why do you insist on acting like an impudent child, SIVIR? You will put on your Shuriman garments and you will like them! Sivir And why do you have to act like a broken record, you geriatric loon? Azir MY SOLDIERS MARCH ON! Sivir Oh fu- "bounces off Emperor's Divide"

60 Comments

Stars Shaper72 votes

Xerath YOU had an HAREM!!??

Melledoneus58 votes

Pretty sure he's having regrets over his betrayal now.

Malicious Metal61 votes

Not having a physical body sucks...

wait...

Mordekaiser item 3070

Maple Crusader24 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ZVg2oQAj,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2016-02-15T20:17:30.667+0000)

Not having a physical body sucks...

wait...

Mordekaiser item 3070

Hue. http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/305/5/e/sona_and_mordekaiser_sketch_by_lessthan3_feathers-d4eohs4.jpg http://asset-7.soupcdn.com/asset/3777/2802_7e66_694.jpeg

Malicious Metal30 votes

http://pre12.deviantart.net/2fde/th/pre/f/2015/250/3/d/yes_by_clodiuth_matrix-d98sw78.png

bushy eyebrows36 votes

i can never unsee that item 3348 item 3187 item 3070 item 3070

Malicious Metal26 votes

Good.

WadeWilson13371 votes

That feel when theres no pron for your favorite character (Shyvana), feelsbadman. (Please send me all the links fam)

Maple Crusader5 votes

{quoted}

That feel when theres no pron for your favorite character (Shyvana), feelsbadman.

Don't tempt fate. There's plenty for His Majesty's Mount, rest assured.

WadeWilson13371 votes

(is that a hint for what i google to find it?)

Rendarkan3 votes

SPOILER: That moment they only bring back his helmet

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8b5e93e4b1faa7b80a84d1f628f0f43e/tumblr_nqmr6uZ2F41r6o1dao1_500.png

Ralanr1 votes

Who the hell drew this and where can I find them?

Rendarkan1 votes

I dunno I found it on google.

Mistress Madoka9 votes

Trust me there is

Lolhent-

Er

Google.com has it all!

Vistha Kai20 votes

Sir, let me cite you the Rule #34 of the Internet.

"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

TeCoolMage3 votes

inb4 Yorick x Urgot

Vistha Kai6 votes

I bet that exists as well, but to confirm it, I'd need to sacrifice my eyesight.

Ariamis4 votes

Here, you may need this.

http://i.imgur.com/UFiDvCF.jpg

Vistha Kai2 votes

Else it'd be dangerous to go alone.

Ariamis1 votes

Found something else for you.

http://pre03.deviantart.net/0a04/th/pre/i/2015/231/1/1/yorick_doodle_by_monorirogue-d96amjg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dYwv5qi.jpg

Some Rule 63

Vistha Kai1 votes

{quoted}

Found something else for you.

http://pre03.deviantart.net/0a04/th/pre/i/2015/231/1/1/yorick_doodle_by_monorirogue-d96amjg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dYwv5qi.jpg

Some Rule 63

Rule 63 - When Rule 34 kills your boner.

Ariel the Cruel4 votes

Rule 35

A Rule 35 motion is a motion filed by a prosecutor under the authority granted by Rule 35(b) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. It asks a court to reduce a previously-imposed sentence based on "substantial assistance" by a defendant provided after sentencing.

Wait... that's not quite right...

If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.

Ionian2 votes

{quoted}

That feel when theres no pron for your favorite character (Shyvana), feelsbadman. (Please send me all the links fam)

Shyvana? Really?...

WadeWilson13371 votes

I have needs.

ltmetal2 votes

This will go down as the first time in history I downvoted a Malcious Metal post.

Rendarkan2 votes

NSFW

Blue Moon Wolf4 votes

he's got the metal to make up for it ;p

Melledoneus6 votes

The upside is that you literally have balls of steel now. And when you work out you're literally pumping iron. And your music is literal Death Metal.

HighH111 votes

Azir Yup they were supposed to be part of the free my best friend Xerath after making him my servant/slave until I Ascended package,dick

Stars Shaper14 votes

Xerath Got to say you are good at not spoling surprises.

Only Play Darius2 votes

Yea. And we all know who organized that shit, biggest pimp in the gameNasus

Troll for Trump2 votes

Yeah. Nasus andRenekton

He likes weird things.

TeCoolMage1 votes

Completely justifies everything he did

TNHA Baritone21 votes

Sivir W's a minion and crits Azir in his heart

#PatchHurryUpComePlease

LostSoul66620 votes

[{quoted}](name=Midnight Karma,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ZVg2oQAj,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-02-15T18:04:14.147+0000)

Sivir W's a soldier and crits Azir in his heart

#PatchHurryUpComePlease

You can't attack Azir's soldiers

TNHA Baritone2 votes

and if Sivir ults Azir cannot catch up (depends a little but most likely true)

For Carthage1 votes

Tell that to Rylai's charged Q/E/R.

TNHA Baritone2 votes

Throws Hasdurbal's head at you

TheBestWorstPlyr13 votes

Meanwhile at top lane... Renekton BROTHER! AFTER YEARS OF SEARCHING, I HAVE FOUND YOU! PREPARE TO BE... Nasus Hush, your in my way. Renekton Of what? Nasus My farm, it's so good, and improves me in every way possible. Renekton Oh, come on! You've been farming for an hour. You don't help your team, you don't group, you don't even recall anymore. Your always farming, and this addiction has to... An Enemy has been slain Nasus 5,000 stacks op. Renekton FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

RikoZerame3 votes

Renekton AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SUCH AN ANGRY SOD.

TurquoiseYoshi2 votes

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/toh/i/a/yard/sod-00.jpg

TheBestWorstPlyr1 votes

{quoted}

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/toh/i/a/yard/sod-00.jpg

Looks tasty

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

It's sod, see?

Hello I am Bird1 votes

I'd tap that.

ModAttysu The Poro4 votes

Lmfao, that's exactly how I picture their relationship for some fuckin reason XD

aítch3 votes

meanwhile in Noxus: Katarina: Daddy ;-;

Karma Deified3 votes

Why do you insist on acting on an impudent child, SIVIR?

Woah, so she wears that outfit to attract Annie ?

Hello I am Bird1 votes

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Glory to God1 votes

How I imagine their meeting for the first time:

Azir : Hello, Sivir. I am your fallen father. I've done mistakes I regret even now. However, I believe in change. I believe that Shurima will be shining once more... Sivir, let's be a family. Please stop doing such pityful actions and come with me. We can change Shurima. We can change the world. Let's do it Sivir. Sivir : no

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