let's be malicious and play ranged top lane
that way, 
players will be sad and they will stop being malicious :p
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Why not both?
[slayer-jinx-wink]
http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Draven_2.jpg Perfect fit for the job.
I don't know who you are.
But I will find you, and I will adopt your soul after disposing of your flesh form.
That might get you a few wins, but eventually you'll run into a true top lane main. They will pick a melee champion into your ranged champion and will fully understand every trick you have. You'll do everything right and they will still be even with you on CS, and will be more useful to their team in the mid and late game.
You might win the game with your team, and perhaps you took your opponents tower first, but you will by no means win lane.
