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Killer of Poros38 votes

Please, Pantheon can fight in nothing but his speedos

Embertine25 votes

Yes but we aren't talking about the manliest man of men.

Rikari25 votes

Braum What? Braum But he doesn't even have a mustache...

Laughing Fish20 votes

Garen Or shouder pads twice the size of Teemo

Lord Boltrix24 votes

Mordekaiser Or giant pizza feet.

And you know what they say about guys with big feet.

There is a reason Mordekaiser es numero uno.

IcyPepper14 votes

Sona !!!

TheFancySkeleton2 votes

Taric Outrageous.

junglerboy163 votes

Because he isn't compensating for having wimpy shoulders, that's why.

Bârd15 votes

Well,

we cannot see his face.

you cannot disprove the stache. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

HeadHonchkrow12 votes

According to Schrodinger's mustache, there is neither a mustache or not a mustache

UkeNeverSeme5 votes

ahh but according to Heisenberg's principle of uncertainty, they might be a VIRTUAL moustache, as long as it is there for a sufficiently short amount of time, per appearance.

darapier172 votes

upvoted because physics

FakeGravity15 votes

fun fact base on the differences on both men and women (yes gender related) a skirt make more sense for men and pants for women

TurquoiseYoshi9 votes

You mean a kilt?

IcyPepper16 votes

No, that's Scottish.

A kilt, IIRC, is a type of skirt kind of like how a thumb is to a finger.

Yes, man can wear skirts. It's Western American culture for the most part that has little concept of men skirts, while other parts of the world do.

Generally there's a name for the different skirts, but at the end of the day they're basically skirts. And that's okay. Remember, pink isn't a girly color, it's just the blood of your enemies not washing out of your white shirt properly.

TurquoiseYoshi4 votes

But Scottish people are awesome. Why wouldn't we want to emulate them?

IcyPepper2 votes

Skirts came before kilts, that's basically what I'm implying here :3

And yes, Scottish people are amazing. But I don't think their kilts are battle regalia, unless I'm mistaken?

pINKNinja2218 votes

Scottish wore kilts into battle, if that's what you're asking.

IcyPepper2 votes

Ah, okay that makes sense. I was mistaken then!

TurquoiseYoshi6 votes

Some wore kilts into battle, but, according to Wikipedia, some people took off their kilts before battle. And, you know, there was nothing underneath.

LegendaryLemur14 votes

Its a lot easier to fight in a skirt than in skinny jeans, i would imagine.

RiotRiot Whist36 votes

Ladies skinny jeans are made of very stretchy material and provide much more free movement than men's (unless you wearin JNCO, then nothing can stop you obviously)

T RexHasTinyArms2 votes

Skinny jeans for women are basically yoga pants half the time. Lulu lemon makes a denim set of lulu pants which are the only "jeans" my fiance wears (meanwhile 90% of me wearing pants involves wranglers bc cheap jeans are comfy)

Spizzle90007 votes

Okay so now I can stop feeling bad for my girlfriend when she's wearing skinny jeans?

Also upvote this post if you're sick of jeans being labeled skinny or slim and they are still pretty loose.

PEOPLE WITH SCRAWNY LEGS (heck the rest of me is scrawny too, like stereotypical lead singer of a hipster band scrawny) UNITE!

freeformline16 votes

No, you should still feel bad for her because her pockets are useless.

Krinu11 votes

Seriously, can we get women's clothing that has functional pockets? It's so dumb trying to carry anything of use in those.

freeformline7 votes

I'm a dude who wears cargo pants all the time, and I still wish I had more pocket space. I can't imagine what it would be like to live with no functional pocket space!

Krinu6 votes

Why do you think most women carry purses? I'll give you a hint, it's not because purses are great fashion accessories, it's because ZERO POCKET SPACE.

Laughing Fish6 votes

Women can carry purses. The only way to keep things fair was to make sure their pockets are useless, so that they cannot carry that much more than men.

SociopathFriend4 votes

I freak people out when I pull full-fledged books out of my pockets- and then my 3DS- and then headphones and pencils and a notebook. I love pockets.

UkeNeverSeme1 votes

Dude I wear womens skinny jeans, and they fit me way better than most mens jeans xD fun fact: women think so too, and start checking out your ass...

Spizzle90002 votes

Well, I imagine you probably get some odd looks from the employees when you're getting them xD

But yeah they should really make a skinnier form of skinny jeans so women can appreciate men's booties as much as we appreciate theirs.

Embertine3 votes

Fun fact, 68% of woman agree that the butt is a man's best asset.

Olath Quortek3 votes

"ASSet" I see what you did there. :3

junglerboy162 votes

Can confirm, guy skinny jeans are restrictive as heck, at least until you break them in for several months.

Not to mention you have to be actually skinny for them to fit in the first place.

Lajinn514 votes

Pfft, implying Rome didn't build one of the greatest empires in history while wearing manly combat skirts

Pledgie7 votes

hype for rwby volume 3!

Jack º5 votes

I love rwby <3

yogozin4 votes

Sona's skirt is really really long though, so whatevs.

HayRoss104 votes

Many scientists now believe that a skirt of that length is known as a dress

RaptorKarr3 votes

Riven fights with a skirt, sorta

Melledoneus20 votes

It's a towel. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

(Seriously though, wtf is she wearing)

Sulghunter12 votes

Rags.

Melledoneus26 votes

Ah, so she's a pleb.

Makes sense. Her player base is now defined.

toxıc sIut6 votes

It is then you realize "exile" is pretty much just a fancy word for hobo now that there's no League for her to exist at.

T RexHasTinyArms3 votes

How did Scotsmen fight in them?

With lots of yelling and probably copious amounts of alcohol.

Autrah Fang3 votes

but Sona doesn't fight :/ she just plays music, and it happens to kill/heal people and make them dance

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