Why mord went ADC

Embertine·Sep 5, 2015·139 votes·8,452 views

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Comic by Lendo Khar

69 Comments

OverpoweredSoapSep 5, 201532 votes

But she's basically a walking STD tho.

*Secretly ships SonaxMorde *

The Bearded BardSep 5, 2015138 votes

You don't date within the band.

CaythelesSep 5, 201513 votes

Love this reply... love everything about this reply.

ZorsusSep 5, 201515 votes

Love THIS reply... love everything about this reply loving everything about that reply..

Frost HellfireSep 5, 201512 votes

Love this reply... Love everything about this reply replying to the reply that replied to the reply.

CaythelesSep 5, 201512 votes

Who the fuck is downvoting? Btw, Tony....baby,,, Love your reply to that reply that loved my reply to the original reply.

Vi and CupcaitSep 5, 20155 votes

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Frost HellfireSep 5, 20155 votes

No. Now you just made me sad.

Vi and CupcaitSep 6, 20151 votes

Juggernauts! is also not liable for any changes in mood, whether positive or negative

Frost HellfireSep 6, 20151 votes

Just go away, you hurt my feelings. item 3070 Zed

Vi and CupcaitSep 6, 20151 votes

Wouldnt Amumu be a better champ for that???

Frost HellfireSep 6, 20151 votes

Zed Without a sound.

Vi and CupcaitSep 8, 20151 votes

Amumu Without a friend

Frost HellfireSep 8, 20151 votes

Now that's sad. Why do you have to make everything sad? ;-;

TotalisSep 6, 20156 votes

this is why we cant have nice things

Vi and CupcaitSep 6, 20151 votes

That would be Teemo. Not Juggernauts!

Frost HellfireSep 5, 20151 votes

I loved the reply to my reply replying to the reply that was replying to the reply that replied to the first reply who replied to the original comment. (I ain't downvoting)

Penta PenguinSep 6, 20151 votes

Downvoting becaues you're mad

Gamemaster AnthSep 5, 20151 votes

They must now make a heavy metal themed skin for Sona. Problem is...what would her instrument look like?

UbrixSep 5, 20153 votes

there is one....

Gamemaster AnthSep 7, 20151 votes

looks at all the comments

Well...pootertoot, I didn't even know about the Pentakill skin. Now I do...and knowing is half the...

Darius Don't even...

You're no fun, Darius...

Baron Von BanginSep 5, 201520 votes

Is this a joke?

HighH1Sep 5, 20156 votes

Do you even Pentakill Sona

gaby1bestSep 5, 20151 votes

Uh... Pentakill is a heavy metal band? No really, I have no idea.

HighH1Sep 5, 20151 votes

Yes

Axis the DragonSep 6, 20155 votes

They even have an album released

Like I'm not even joking

http://na.pentakillmusic.com/en/

kuyakhimOct 17, 20151 votes

YOU SIR HAVE GIVEN ME LIFE Mordekaiser Yorick Sona Olaf Karthus

CodeRaceSep 5, 201510 votes

[{quoted}](name=Gamemaster Anth,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ktx4gUBi,comment-id=000000000001,timestamp=2015-09-05T20:28:14.677+0000)

They must now make a heavy metal themed skin for Sona. Problem is...what would her instrument look like?

She already has a pentakill skin.

THE ART OF JOHNSep 6, 20151 votes

cake eat lol

Öi JosukeOct 17, 20151 votes

Why is this downvoted?

Gamemaster AnthOct 18, 20151 votes

Because, like an idjit, I forgot about the Pentakill skin for Sona.

MordepoolSep 5, 201542 votes

Sry orianna is the only girl for morde

" I like my women how I like my Music. Heavy and metal!". Morde

PaladinNOSep 5, 201537 votes

Good thing for him he's wearing protective gloves then, because

http://orig13.deviantart.net/fad6/f/2010/307/1/d/1db05643a6119da9443bf29f6e6900de-dvngcd.png

º LB ºSep 5, 20153 votes

{quoted}

Good thing for him he's wearing protective gloves then, because

http://orig13.deviantart.net/fad6/f/2010/307/1/d/1db05643a6119da9443bf29f6e6900de-dvngcd.png

lmao xD

gaby1bestSep 5, 201512 votes

Orianna : Did you just call me fat? Mordekaiser : Click fool, click! CLICK!

XIII VanitasSep 6, 20151 votes

LMAO, thought the exact same joke

Pale PirateSep 5, 201526 votes

Well, I guess you could say she is his Phantom Dancer. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Ok I'll go now.

revliledpembrokeSep 6, 20151 votes

Only if she gets Sona ulted

Deep Terror NamiSep 5, 201522 votes

That face though lol

https://i.gyazo.com/7f39fe1b0f0ad14faf75ae34ea52d380.png

Vellich0rSep 5, 201511 votes

This is horribly inaccurate, WHY THE FUDGE IS MORDE SAYING HAHA??? Everyone knows its hue hue >:I

Lord BoltrixSep 7, 20159 votes

Sona is having a hard time keeping women from Morde, considering his shift to the bottom lane.

Sona ... (in bot lane, paired with Vayne who has gone back to base) Leona ... (in bot lane, paired with Mordekaiser who also has gone back to base) Sona (writes on a piece of paper, shows it to Leona) Stay away from Mordekaiser, I don't care if you are a better support for him than me! Leona ...what the hell is your problem?! Why do you care about Mordekaiser and me being together? (thinks Sona is jealous of Leona's crowd control) Diana (is ganking for Sona, then hears this) Mordekaiser and Leona are a thing?! I have to deal with Mordekaiser as well as Pantheon if I want to kill Leona now? (ganking for Leona, and hears this) Mordekaiser? A formidable opponent, I shall test his mettle in combat after this match to see if he worthy of my friend! Leona I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MORDEKAISER! Sona (writes again) Lies! You've been staring at him. I've seen you eyeing his feet! Leona Who cares about his feet?! WHY SHOULD I CARE IF HIS PIZZA FEET ARE BIGGER THAN MY SHIELD! Ezreal (roaming to help Diana) ...so Morde has big feet, so what? Ahri (also roams down to help Pantheon, pauses to consider something, then starts giggling and blushing madly) Maybe he just has... amazing potential? Sona (glares at Ahri, writes again) Stay away from him, Ahri! (turns to Leona, writes again) And I'm watching you, bitch! Leona (screams in exasperation as everyone begins arguing over the misunderstanding, as Mordekaiser and Vayne finally return to bot lane and they all start arguing further) (looks to Vayne) ...any idea what's going on? Vayne (shrugs, just as confused as him)

Meanwhile, in top lane....

Nasus (farming under tower) I wonder why they haven't pinged for a teleport if they're doing dragon. Renekton (farming minions outside of the tower range) You cannot hide forever, Nasus!