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OverpoweredSoap9/5/2015, 4:22:05 PM32 votes

But she's basically a walking STD tho.

*Secretly ships SonaxMorde *

Pale Pirate9/5/2015, 8:06:16 PM26 votes

Well, I guess you could say she is his Phantom Dancer. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Ok I'll go now.

Deep Terror Nami9/5/2015, 5:49:54 PM22 votes
Vellich0r9/5/2015, 8:01:09 PM11 votes

This is horribly inaccurate, WHY THE FUDGE IS MORDE SAYING HAHA??? Everyone knows its hue hue >:I

Lord Boltrix9/7/2015, 1:00:35 PM9 votes

Sona is having a hard time keeping women from Morde, considering his shift to the bottom lane.

Sona ... (in bot lane, paired with Vayne who has gone back to base) Leona ... (in bot lane, paired with Mordekaiser who also has gone back to base) Sona (writes on a piece of paper, shows it to Leona) Stay away from Mordekaiser, I don't care if you are a better support for him than me! Leona ...what the hell is your problem?! Why do you care about Mordekaiser and me being together? (thinks Sona is jealous of Leona's crowd control) Diana (is ganking for Sona, then hears this) Mordekaiser and Leona are a thing?! I have to deal with Mordekaiser as well as Pantheon if I want to kill Leona now? Pantheon (ganking for Leona, and hears this) Mordekaiser? A formidable opponent, I shall test his mettle in combat after this match to see if he worthy of my friend! Leona I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MORDEKAISER! Sona (writes again) Lies! You've been staring at him. I've seen you eyeing his feet! Leona Who cares about his feet?! WHY SHOULD I CARE IF HIS PIZZA FEET ARE BIGGER THAN MY SHIELD! Ezreal (roaming to help Diana) ...so Morde has big feet, so what? Ahri (also roams down to help Pantheon, pauses to consider something, then starts giggling and blushing madly) Maybe he just has... amazing potential? Sona (glares at Ahri, writes again) Stay away from him, Ahri! (turns to Leona, writes again) And I'm watching you, bitch! Leona (screams in exasperation as everyone begins arguing over the misunderstanding, as Mordekaiser and Vayne finally return to bot lane and they all start arguing further) Mordekaiser (looks to Vayne) ...any idea what's going on? Vayne (shrugs, just as confused as him)

Meanwhile, in top lane....

Nasus (farming under tower) I wonder why they haven't pinged for a teleport if they're doing dragon. Renekton (farming minions outside of the tower range) You cannot hide forever, Nasus!

EndlessSorcerer9/5/2015, 8:11:11 PM6 votes

It should be "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" in the background image.

:P

Andy8881019/5/2015, 6:21:45 PM2 votes

i thought it was because pentakill needed a adc