Sentinel's report to the Tribunal regarding the reported child abuse on Summoner's Rift.
Sentinel: "The following child has reported abuse by her fellow champions. Upon request by the Tribunal, I have thoroughly investigated the incident."
: Mundo as reported as repeatedly throwing cleavers at the child while shouting, "Mundo go where he pleases!"
: Detained for questioning, but due to public outcry was released before any information could be obtained of the matter.
: While champion Ekko has not been suspected of any crimes against the child, his ability to rewind time allows him to commit any crime he wishes without ever fear of being caught. (Sentinel: "I believe we need to take away that device of his. Who knows what atrocities he has committed and gotten away with?")
: Elise has a warrant for arrest as she was found not only attempting to feed on the child, but also had intended to lay eggs in the body afterwards. (Sentinel: "It is a good thing we arrived in time.")
: We do not know exactly what Evelynn has done as the child refuses to speak of it. Sentinels are currently on the lookout for her.
: Ezreal is reported as experimenting with several artifacts on the child.
: Wanted for deep psychological damage to the child.
: Reported as using the child against her will to practice parrying attacks.
: Fizz has been seen attempting to feed the child to his pet shark.
: Galio was seen battering the child with strong winds. He has claimed that he was merely trying to cool her off. It was in the middle of winter.
: Gangplank was last seen chasing the child while shouting, "I'm coming for dat booty land lubber!" (Sentinel: "As he is a pirate I am tempted to believe he is talking about gold. However the specific words he used, in combination to the fact the child is female, leave me worried about his actual intent.")
: Garen was located for questioning. However upon being questioned, he immediately screamed, "FOR DEMACIA!!" before spinning like a lunatic and leaving a trail of injured minions in his wake. All minions injured in the incident were promptly treated and escorted back to their families.
: Gnar was reported as trying to steal the child's stuffed toy. When she wouldn't let him have it, he then erupted into a rage and tossed a boulder twice the child's size at her.
: Was found tossing barrels of wine, ale, and beer at the child in attempt to get her drunk.
: Graves was found to be shooting at the child. Upon attempting to apprehend him, he tossed down a smoke grenade and made his escape. We are currently searching for him now.
: Hecarim was reported as having chased the child through the jungle, across the river, and beyond in an attempt to trample her.
: Heimerdinger was found trying out new turret designs with the child as a test target.
: Illaoi has been witnessed pulling the child's soul from her body before assaulting it with a multitude of tentacles. While the child's body was left untouched by the onslaught, her soul will never be the same.
: Wanted for attempted impalement of the child. Upon attempt to capture her, she used her blades like a skateboard and flew away before she could be apprehended. (Sentinel: "I honestly didn't know she could do that!")
: Janna has been reported as conjuring tornadoes to bounce the child in the air.
: Jarvan IV was found to seal the child in an arena with himself and challenge her to a battle to the death. (Sentinel: "The prince himself is involved in this!?")
: Has been found to have repeatedly whomped the child upside the head with a lamp pole.
: Jayce is accused of shouting, "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" before attempting to smash the child with his transforming hammer.
: Jhin is accused of trying to make the child beautiful. Upon further investigation it has been found that this champion murders people in the name of his work, leaving them in grotesque displays of what he calls art. Sentinels were unable to apprehend him and had to retreat as he began laying down sniper fire upon the approaching Sentinels, preventing any advance towards his position.
: Jinx was found to be trying to blow the child up. She is now wanted for reckless endangerment, attempted murder, destruction of both private and government property, and child abuse.
: Found attempting to force the child into contracting her soul to her in exchange for revenge. She is currently under careful watch and is being kept away from the child. (Sentinel: "Can we even do anything about this one?"
: Karma was detained for questioning. However the only thing we could get out of her was, "Karma's a bitch isn't it?"
: Karthus could not be located for questioning. He is presumed dead and thus no law applies to him. (Sentinel: "I really believe that we need to fix this thing about laws not applying to the dead.")
: Kassadin was located for questioning. However once we got there we found him in battle with a swarm of voidlings from a recently opened rift. Sentinels aided in pushing back the creatures, however Kassadin followed them into the portal before it closed, and thus could not be questioned.
: Katarina is accused of attempted assassination of the child. For what reason we do not know.
: Found attempting to kill the child in claims that it was for the sake of order.
: Could not be detained for questioning.
: Kha'zix was found hunting the child in attempt to eat her and evolve into a more powerful creature.
: There is no actual confirmation of this champion's existence. It is merely a story that has been passed down through the ages. The child's claims of it threatening to shoot her will arrows or rip her from limb to limb are merely nightmares brought about from those stories. (Sentinel: "I'm glad we aren't looking into this one anymore. I've started seeing Lamb and Wolf everywhere I go.")
: Thwarted from his attempts to eat the child. (Sentinel: "What is it with these creatures and trying to eat people?")
: Upon attempting to question her, we found we had in truth detained a fake. She is currently being tracked down.
: Lee sin was detained and questioned. However he was released for lack of evidence and his statement of, "I'm blind, how could I even find someone to hit them?"
: Leona is accuse of bombarding the child with solar radiation, (sunlight) and the child is currently undergoing tests for skin cancer.
: Wanted for attempting to seal the child in a tomb of black ice. Proving difficult to capture.
: Was detained for questioning, but released shortly after do to public outcries of racism and profiling him for being black.
: Lulu has been reported as repeatedly turning the child into a squirrel. (Sentinel: "This is not the first time Lulu has been reported for this kind of conduct. Why has she not been arrested yet? And can we even charge her as an adult?")
: Was detained briefly but lack of evidence called for a release. Later found attempting to vaporize the child while laughing. (Sentinel: "By the heavens how do we make her stop laughing?!")
: Tracked to a query but could not be found amongst the boulders.
: Malzahar has been guilty of giving the child "Space Aids" and is currently detained.
: Tracked to the Twisted Treeline. The trail ran cold however as he could not be distinguished from the other trees.
: Could not be detained for questioning as he somehow outran everyone.
: Was questioned but could not be detained. She walked out the door saying, "Fortune doesn't favor fools."
: Do to him being dead, no law applies to him, and thus could not be detained. (Sentinel: "Seriously we need to fix this!")
: Morgana was found attempting to force feed the child burnt cupcakes. The cupcakes have been seized and are now being held in a bio-hazard container as evidence.
: Attempted to bring the child to the bottom of the sea. She swears she just wanted to take her to a underwater musical.
: Found attempting to build stacks on his Syphoning Strike by using the child.
: Nautilus has been witnessed throwing as anchor at the child. The child only managed to get away because his diving suit slowed him down. (Sentinel: "I have to wonder what he looks like under that suit.")
: When questioned regarding her motives, she stated, "It was mating season." Nidalee is currently being held in isolation until we can be sure of exactly what she did.
: Found repeatedly giving the child nightmares.
: Attempted to feed the child to his Yeti.
: Arrested for flying into a rage and tossing axes at the child.
: Oriana apparently wanted to see what the inside of a real human girl looked like. (Sentinel: "Do we have laws that apply to dolls?")
: Could not be detained. He killed almost twenty sentinels before escaping. (Sentinel: "We could learn a thing or two from him.")
: Could not be questioned due to Diplomatic Immunity.
: When approached her bird flew down and picked her up before flying away. (Sentinel: "We should have brought a hunter to shoot them down.")
: When questioned he simply stated, "OK."
: The beast could not be contained. A number of Sentinels were lost to this creature and we were forced to retreat from the Shurima desert.
: Renekton apparently tried to eat the child.
: Stated he was only hunting the flaming bear that some reason appears near the child from time to time.
: Riven could not be detained for questioning. Upon trying the marketplace was reduced to craters and demolished shops and food stands.
: Apparently wanted to try out his modified flamethrower on a live target.
: Ryze was released due to lack of evidence.
: Several sentinels were injured in attempt to detain Sejuani and her mount. Further attempts are discouraged until those trained to survive in the harsh conditions of Freljord are available.
: When cornered for questioning it was found that he had switched out with a fake. The fake erupted in a spray of daggers, injuring several sentinels. (Sentinel: "That's the second time we were duped by a fake!")
: When questioned, Shen stated that he was in fact trying to protect the child. We cannot confirm nor deny his claims at this time.
: Accused of sitting by and watching as Jarvin IV attacked the child. When confronted about this she replied. "I am of the royal guard. My job is to remain at his side and protect him from harm, nothing else."
: Singed is wanted for inflicting chemical burns to the child.
: Could not be detained. We lost almost thirty sentinels before having to retreat.
: Simply stated, "I was paid to do it."
: When questioned he stated, "I wanted her to feel my sting!"
: Was detained and questioned, however refused to speak.
: Claimed she was only trying to heal her.
: Accused of sending murderous crows after the child.
: Stated, "I just wanted to play dodgeball!"
: Found repeatedly slapping the girl in the face with his tongue, and having swallowed the child whole and spitting her out again on multiple cases. (Sentinel: "This creature disturbs me.")
: Stated, "I was trying to find my missing blade." Subject escaped after killing two sentinels and wounding three others.
: When confronted regarding the matter, he responded, "Truly outrageous."
: Wanted for poisoning the child and getting her high on mushrooms. (Sentinel: "Where does he even find those things? We're in the middle of a city!")
: Thresh was found trying to take the child's soul.
: "I just wanted to make her go BOOM!!" Has been arrested for attempted murder.
: Currently under investigations.
: Sentinels have been deployed to apprehend him.
: Could not be detained. Upon locating him, he teleported to safety.
: Ongoing arrest warrant for Twitch. (Sentinel: "Add child abuse to his list.")
: Claimed that he wanted to see which was better. His bear stance or her bear.
: No explanation needed.
: Caught attempting to infest the child with corruption.
: When questioned she responded, "I hunt all manner of dark creatures. She is no exception."
: When detained he screamed it was because she called him a, "Shorty". (Sentinel: "How can this little thing really be evil?")
: Claimed he was interested in finding out the difference between a grown female's body and that of a child. (Sentinel: "I don't trust that eye of his.")
: Accused of blunt force trauma to the child's face. (Sentinel: "With hands like those I'm surprised the child isn't dead!")
: Found trying to turn the child into a machine. When Questioned he responded, "You cannot stop the path of my glorious evolution!"
: "She was bleeding." Vladimir was immediately arrested for concern as to what exactly he may have done.
: Animal control had to be called in to help detain him.
: See the above. ^
: Sentinels were duped by another fake. Subject could not be located for questioning. All known Zoos are currently being checked for his whereabouts. (Sentinel: "That's the third time now!")
: As he does not qualify as a living being since he is made of pure energy, no law applies to him. (Sentinel: "Okay we need some laws for people like this too.")
: Sentinels are currently trying to detain him. However none can get close enough to him due to his spear.
: Is currently on the run.
: Found raising ravenous ghouls and setting them upon the child, while making threats of burying her alive.
: When cornered for questioning he escaped by oozing down a storm drain into the sewer.
: Upon confronting him the shadows themselves began attacking the sentinels.
: Attempted to blow the child up with a multitude of bombs.
: When confronted he claimed he was only trying to speed up her aging process to make her legal. He has been detained until further notice.
: Claims she was exacting revenge for the child setting her garden on fire.
Sentinel: "Those are the reported champions who have been accused of abuse towards the child. I recommend action be taken immediately."
Tribunal: "Each of these champions have also filed complaints against the child for grievances and abuse as well."
Tribunal: "We will debate on how to deal with this case before we take any further action in regards to the child's claims. However this is a serious issue and we will handle it with utmost care."
Sentinel: "Very well. There is another child whom has claimed abuse as well."
: Inflicting multiple lacerations upon the child and is believed to have been attempted to "bleed her dry".
: Seduced the child on multiple occasions. Considering the nature of such seduction, Ahri is to be branded a %%%%phile and sex offender.
: Ambushed the child on multiple occasions and proceeded to inflict multiple lacerations.
: Reported to have repeatedly rammed into the child and then cry out, "YOU CAN'T MILK THESE!"
: Gave the child multiple head wounds from throwing balls of ice and ice spears, while also attempting to freeze the child in a localized blizzard.
: Reported to have been using the child for target practice.
: Was found to have commanded an army of sand warriors to harass and torment the child, reportedly because she had a sandbox and he wanted it.
: Accused of constant abandonment in dangerous places. Also accused of refusal to heal the child when injured, and taking her on "magical Journeys" which inevitably led to an ambush by several other champions at the end of the tunnel.
: Accused of severe blunt force trauma to the child, whiplash, and electrocution.
: Has been observed attempting to set the child on fire. (Sentinel: "I think he failed because she has fire magic?")
: Reported as having slammed a door in the child's face repeatedly. He is also reported as having carried this door around with him wherever he goes.
: Is also reported to have used the child for target practice. Also for baiting the child onto what appears to be a yordle trap by placing a cupcake on said trap. (Sentinel: "One Sentinel was injured attempting to disarm one of the traps we have found.")
: Was found to not only poison the child on a repeated basis, but also turn her to stone, albeit temporarily.
: Has been seen attempting to devour the child whole.
: Accused of covering the child in burning phosphorus.
: Was found attempting to cleave the child in two. When cornered for questioning he proceeded to cause severe Hemorrhaging within the Sentinels as they tried to capture him. .
: Diana was recently stopped from using the child as a sacrifice to the moon. Upon trying to detain her, she went into a rampage and killed several sentinels. See attached image.
: "Can you help me?"
