I just realized... Aurelion Sol has helped us realize who Nagakaborous is.

Melledoneus·6/25/2016, 8:47:10 PM·39 votes·5,708 views

So Illaoi worships Nagakaborous. Nagakaborous is a sea monster god with tentacles, right? But then she says it's about "motion." However, Aurelion Sol comes by. He be like, "You do not understand your god, Illaoi."

So what does that leave us with? Nothing so far.

BUT WAIT.

Through my scientific/religious studies research, I have been able to narrow down what Illaoi's god truly is. Aurelion Sol knows it, and I have figured it out! Nagakaborous is, in actuality...

https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1373539/church-flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg

That's correct. It makes sense now. Nagakaborous believes in uniting the people of this world under his watchful tentacles, which are made of salty water. Salty water is used to boil pasta. Thus, we must refer back to the sacrifice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X-_ZBEScuzc/maxresdefault.jpg

It all makes sense now! THANK YOU AURELION SOL!

http://i.imgur.com/XYdIbQ8.png

17 Comments

Streetlight Man6/26/2016, 12:27:53 AM5 votes

Aurelion sol, is, of course, The Flying Spaghetti monster's Pope

When he's on the job, they call him aurelion bowl

Glory ln Death6/25/2016, 8:58:09 PM5 votes

Not quite. This is Nagakabouros' true form!

https://media.giphy.com/media/zqVzON8xZWXQs/giphy.gif

Thaurron6/26/2016, 3:32:06 PM2 votes

You're supposed to boil noodles in salty water since it raises the boiling point, but you don't have to.

Large Minivan6/26/2016, 12:29:46 AM1 votes

illuminati comfirmed

Rendarkan6/26/2016, 4:32:41 AM1 votes

Pastafarian Illaoi.

ReZisT Lust6/26/2016, 7:21:52 AM1 votes

spagetti code