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I just realized... Aurelion Sol has helped us realize who Nagakaborous is.

Melledoneus··39 votes·5,708 views

So Illaoi worships Nagakaborous. Nagakaborous is a sea monster god with tentacles, right? But then she says it's about "motion." However, Aurelion Sol comes by. He be like, "You do not understand your god, Illaoi."

So what does that leave us with? Nothing so far.

BUT WAIT.

Through my scientific/religious studies research, I have been able to narrow down what Illaoi's god truly is. Aurelion Sol knows it, and I have figured it out! Nagakaborous is, in actuality...

https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1373539/church-flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg

That's correct. It makes sense now. Nagakaborous believes in uniting the people of this world under his watchful tentacles, which are made of salty water. Salty water is used to boil pasta. Thus, we must refer back to the sacrifice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X-_ZBEScuzc/maxresdefault.jpg

It all makes sense now! THANK YOU AURELION SOL!

http://i.imgur.com/XYdIbQ8.png

17 Comments

Reaper559928 votes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wku4jXpt1qjwp1yo1_400.gif

Melledoneus12 votes

We have converted another person.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Reaper55991 votes

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051ac9582f7cf3809139d5809b1376eabf8e96-wm.jpg

Glory ln Death5 votes

Not quite. This is Nagakabouros' true form!

https://media.giphy.com/media/zqVzON8xZWXQs/giphy.gif

Melledoneus10 votes

You're thinking of Fiora mains here.

Glory ln Death6 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/YbIlmG0PyJ3Yk/giphy.gif

I do see a resemblance there.

Eye of Tomato2 votes

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https://media.giphy.com/media/YbIlmG0PyJ3Yk/giphy.gif

I do see a resemblance there.

congratulaions sir or madam for you with one image have just completely ruined both nickolodeon and any faith i had left in disney [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Glory ln Death3 votes

Ahhhh... Nothing quite matches the simple joys in life like ruining people's childhood memories!

https://media.giphy.com/media/dckiXDhwoNV5K/giphy.gif

Bagguette4 votes

??? whats wrong with us fiora mains??

Melledoneus5 votes

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4823049/evil-o.gif

Streetlight Man5 votes

Aurelion sol, is, of course, The Flying Spaghetti monster's Pope

When he's on the job, they call him aurelion bowl

Xeruon1 votes

So, "Golden Bowl" huh?

Fancy.

Thaurron2 votes

You're supposed to boil noodles in salty water since it raises the boiling point, but you don't have to.

Melledoneus1 votes

Yes, Father.

Now, let us pray.

Large Minivan1 votes

illuminati comfirmed

Rendarkan1 votes

Pastafarian Illaoi.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

spagetti code

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