I feel like collecting upvotes today.
Is anyone else tired and quit league like I have?
Back when the game first came out I used to play twenty-three hours a day and my one hour break was to eat, sleep, pee and look up guides on mobafi- I mean, uh, any other website. That was the glory day of league, when we only had three champions who were good in the jungle instead of four and Ezreal/Corki/Graves were the only ADCs worth picking.
Now that I'm out of college and have an actual job as a human being I have to ask where League went wrong. Solo queue was literally god's gift to mankind and I never ever had any problems ever with it shut up I'll fight you. Now with Dynamic Queue everytime I log in to play a game someone flashes me a picture of Gragas in a thong before Randy Orton RKOs me while I sit at my computer. Also balance is a mess because I'm Unranked but trust me I know what I'm talking about ok.
Not to mention every other game that's coming out is just better than League. I mean Overwa- Wait sixty dollars? Yeah fuck that. But Heroes of the- Oh, um, yeah that's kinda dead. Well DoTA2 has- Ergh, um, that's probably too late to get into and nobody's speaking english. Well...uh....Runescape? I mean, uh, Riot's turning into Jagex but at least they're not Jagex.
Anyways I made this post so I could get everyone to agree with me and talk about how terrible the game is now and how the game has never ever been bad before this time. If you comment disagreeing with me in any way possible I'll be sure to show your comment to my friends who agree with me and downvote the hell out of you because you're not allowed to feel differently at all. We need more unique and wonderful champion designs like Yorick, the glory days of Season 1 and 2!
Ok I'm quitting League now bye. I mean it. I'm never coming back Riot. Honest to god. Seriously look I'm uninstalling. SERIOUSLY RIOT STOP LAUGHING AT ME. LOOK IT'S DELETED SEE. NO I DONT HAVE A LAPTOP WITH IT INSTALLED. SHUT UP ILL FIGHT YOU.
No I'm not refreshing the page over and over waiting for the first person to agree with me so I can upvote them. Honest. I quit League. I'm gone for good. Honest.
