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Strawberrycocoa80 votes

Bring back Gangplank's old pubes that crawled up out of his pants and up his chest.

http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate_Splash_0.jpg

FoggyPaws11 votes

Spilt my beer damn you haha Gragas

foinhas2 votes

plz make gragas belly bigger the more beer he drinks

FortisDominus2 votes

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Bring back Gangplank's old pubes that crawled up out of his pants and up his chest.

http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate_Splash_0.jpg

"Bring back Gangplank's old pubes that crawled up out of his pants and up his chest."

Im dying XD

OyddAWqJ5r7 votes

underrated post

ManDude33 votes

We need to go deeper.

Zorasama10 votes

300+ Armor = Borat's bathing suit.

HAIL WHYDRA2 votes

very nice

TheOvermind1 votes

u killed me XD

50000000000000006 votes

Stun duration scaling with armor, then?

Ärtorias1 votes

this...this doesnt sound bad [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Neurosurgeonwolf5 votes

Riot delievered, OP. Look at this

http://imgur.com/sVWg2Mw

ModCaptainMårvelous3 votes

Wow.

The scaling on that skin will be nsfw.

Brascus1 votes

Taric will make it safe, he has protection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HayRoss4 votes

Only 200 armor?

ModCaptainMårvelous3 votes

We don't know if he's keeping the armor aura. Likely not.

HayRoss21 votes

Removing Taric's armor scaling? But that's all that Taric really does. Do you know how boring the armor scaling club is going to be with only 2 members?

Malphite Rammus Please don't leave us Taric I don't want to leave you

ModCaptainMårvelous8 votes

As a Taric player (Five mastery, mostly jungling):

Taric's Armor aura provides a TON of free resistances just for the sake of having points in W. It's also fairly low-key, considering it's just a bonus stat. If it sticks around, I can't imagine it staying in the current form. He might still have armor scaling but the massive bonus armor aura? Unlikely.

Taric the Gay8 votes

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As a Taric player (Five mastery, mostly jungling):

Taric's Armor aura provides a TON of free resistances just for the sake of having points in W. It's also fairly low-key, considering it's just a bonus stat. If it sticks around, I can't imagine it staying in the current form. He might still have armor scaling but the massive bonus armor aura? Unlikely.

Taric shatter was the one ability I don't want touched. The armor aura and the armor shred were great to have and unique. I could do without the removing the armor bonus on casting shatter but to be honest its probably better off that way since it created balance.

Taric's passive of gemcraft needs higher numbers on damage or needs to slow targets or lower their resistances or something. It just felt weak to get a minorly empowered auto attack with only a 2 second cooldown reduction. Great for free farming but horrendous for team fighting. Imbue needs more oomph because without items like spirit visage or warmogs it lacked the impact of all other healers in the game as well as extra utility since all the other heals in the game grant utility through speed boosts, increased resistances, etc. It always seemed weak to me, although healing minions was a neat trick since he's the only one besides Kayle who can do that now. Dazzle has way too long a cool down, a super slow travel speed and low damage. And it only hits one target and lasts only 1 second. Dazzle is the ability I want changed the most. And radiance is a nice steroid but on a highly immobile champion it just doesn't mesh well since 5 seconds is way too short. It needs a shortened cooldown or something.

But I have a feeling that a majority of his kit is getting replaced. RiotRepertoir hinted that Taric's new kit will possess "arguably the strongest ability in the game in certain situations" so the hype is there. I think he may be overselling it but that's just me. And while I love the new look, the fact that Taric has lost most of his armor worries me that he may have been moved from being a tank to being a mage. Or at minimum an AP Bruiser. The one redeeming fact is that Taric's title is being changed from "The Gem Knight" to "The Shield of Valoran" and yet I see no shield. So its a curve ball they are throwing us right now. I still hope that his new kit has better, more reliable AOE CC (or atleast shorter cooldowns) and some form of mobility booster even if its only a 0.5 second speed boost just something to mediate his slow and immobile frame. And I hope that his in game model is a bit bigger to reflect his size.

http://www.auplod.com/u/ulaopd785ed.png

I Miss Cannon2 votes

i had to login to downvote this but it was worth it.

Forn ala creme12 votes

I had to login to downvote this but it was worth it.

I Miss Cannon1 votes

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Forn ala creme1 votes

Just go to bed.

I Miss Cannon1 votes

aNOTHR MEME RIGHT THERA! YOU KNOW ANYTHING ELSE? NO I DONT THINK SO ME NEITHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cardmant1 votes

That was savage af

Battlecast Sona2 votes

The problem is that Shatter eats up a ton of Taric's power budget while not really feeling very impactful or interesting. Invisible stat auras are really, really bad from a game health perspective because (as Morello has talked about, especially before the Sona rework) there's a diffference between perceived strength and actual strength that is usually pretty distinct (something can seem really weak but be incredibly gold efficient from a statistical point of view... but flat stats do a really poor job of FEELING powerful, meaning it has to be overtuned to be impactful.) So while I think shatter was definitely iconic to Taric, I'd love to see it go in favor of a better kit.

I'm really excited for the prospect of an entirely new kit for Taric because I have hopes that he will become a support that has build options that aren't "stack 400 armor" - while still maintaining his melee bruiser/tank support status. And while his kit now definitely has some strong points, I'm glad to see the power budget shift in ways that might open up more interesting, thematically awesome abilities for Taric.

Celeste Benal1 votes

I really don't care to see more AoE CC. We already have Nautilus for that. I also don't care to see more point-and-click CC. Point-and-click abilities with no counterplay suck ass to play against. I'd rather see him stay a huge tank with some sort of aura, or other ally buffs. We have too few champs that focus on assisting allies in ways other than healing or CC.

Nahara2 votes

But without CC, he can't tank. Tanks are there to setup their allies, to be huge walls of health and resistances and crowd-control that enemies are forced to fight if they don't want to be CC'ed to death.

If Taric is unable to peel for him team or CC enemies to set them up for kills, what good is he compared to the likes of Nautilus, Leona, Braum, Thresh, and Blitzcrank?

Solidair31 votes

He will likely still have armor scaling. Repertoir has said that Taric will still like to build armor so... he'll have scaling. Whether he'll have an aura or not... that remains to be seen.

spavined1 votes

leona still has her armor scaling :]

HayRoss2 votes

Simply having armor scaling doesn't let you into the club, you need to be able to build 5 or more armor items and still deal substantial damage from said armor. Leona doesn't get ANY bonus damage from armor, so she isn't part of the armor stacking club.

It's a strict rule, but they just can't let anyone with an armor scaling join

Celeste Benal1 votes

Leona doesn't need more damage. She does a lot of damage for a tank.

HayRoss1 votes

It's not about her needing more damage, to get into the club, a champion needs to have armor scalings large enough to compare with or surpass building AD or AP. Rammus, Taric and Malphite currently being the only 3

junglerboy161 votes

Looks like it's actually stronger.

Scales up to 20% armor instead of only 12%.

Doneyear1 votes

Yus plz and tank joo.

The Last Ballad1 votes

I burst out laughing when I saw this. Sadly they might not do that, but that would be an awesome ultimate skin. Maybe the gem it would be based on is opal?(due to the many different types of colors they can be, all of them multicolored too ranging from white with light colors to black with vivid colors)

Monkey D Luffy1 votes

tldr

Neurosurgeonwolf1 votes

I cried laughing. So fucking awesome.

Upvoted.

StealthWarden1 votes

what the actual F#$% ROFL!!!

Kei1431 votes

someone shop that art plz

morris11 votes

No.

Weathered2 votes

Don't post things not pertaining to the original post, its shameless advert of your own post.

Erect Gamer1 votes

dying XD

Combatmau51 votes

YES THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!

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