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LongSh4dows16 votes

Godzilla is my favorite actor. I was worried about his career after that skanky T-Rex stole his part in Jurassic Park (which she only got by sleeping with Steven Speilburg). But he came back in a big way with the latest movie. Can't wait for the sequel! I only wish he wasn't so typecast.

RUNAAANS HYDRAA1 votes

Omfg so funny man. Thumbs way up.

Embertine1 votes

Toho is making another Godzilla movie, set to release next year, (2016) while the 2014 Godzilla movie is having a sequel that is planned to be released in 2018.

Jeddy0171 votes

He clear deserves an Oscar.

Madra1 votes

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Godzilla is my favorite actor. I was worried about his career after that skanky T-Rex stole his part in Jurassic Park (which she only got by sleeping with Steven Speilburg). But he came back in a big way with the latest movie. Can't wait for the sequel! I only wish he wasn't so typecast.

The only guy who can come close to Godzilla in terms of acting prowess is Anthony Daniels.

Shroom Junkie2 votes

I love the comparison of the old one to the new. It make the old just look that much funnier.

TheSaltyScourge4 votes

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I love the comparison of the old one to the new. It make the old just look that much funnier.

The old one is a baby.

Shroom Junkie5 votes

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The old one is a baby.

But its still funny.

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

Is that Godzooki? Because I would be very disappointed if it wasn't.

Embertine5 votes

No, it is Godzilla's son, the third Godzilla in the series.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Spread that radioactive fallout!

Corrupto1235 votes

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No, it is Godzilla's son, the third Godzilla in the series.

wait, you serious?

p.s came in expecting godzilla meme, 10/10 not disappointed.

Embertine8 votes

Yes.

Godzilla #1 died to the oxygen destroyer in the first movie. A weapon that dissolved oxygen in everything within it's effective radius.

Godzilla #2 died having a melt down after beating Destroyah, a creature created from the oxygen destroyer weapon. This godzilla died from absorbing far too much radiation and had a meltdown similar to that of a nuclear powerplant. However his meltdown was potentially world threatening as he would burn a hole down to the center of the earth and cause massive tectonic disruption and potentially core disruption.

Godzilla #3 was the baby Godzilla, that saved the earth from Godzilla #2's meltdown, (see the above ^) by absorbing the radiation and using it to become fully matured. Thus taking his place as the third Godzilla in the series. He is the current Godzilla within the Toho Godzilla series.

DeathToHeretics1 votes

I've only seen the first one (The old black and white one, right?), is there any chance you know the names of the movies?

Embertine4 votes

Toho produced Godzilla movies -

First movie: Godzilla, King of The Monsters. Also known simply as Godzilla. Produced in 1954.

Second movie: Godzilla Raids Again. Produced in 1955.

Third movie: King Kong vs Godzilla. Produced in 1962.

Fourth movie: Mothra vs Godzilla. Produced in 1964.

Fifth movie: Ghidora, The Three-Headed Monster. Also produced in 1964.

Sixth movie: Godzilla vs Monster Zero. Also known as Invasion of Astro-Monster. Produced in 1965.

Seventh movie: Godzilla vs The Sea Monster. Also known as Ebirah, Horror of The Deep. Produced in 1966.

Eighth movie: Son of Godzilla. Produced in 1967.

Ninth movie: Destroy All Monsters. Produced in 1968.

Tenth movie: Godzilla's Revenge. Also known as All Monsters Attack. Produced in 1969.

Eleventh movie: Godzilla vs The Smog Monster. Also known as Godzilla vs Hedora. Produced in 1971.

Twelfth movie: Godzilla vs Gigan. Produced in 1972.

Thirteenth movie: Godzilla vs Megalon. Produced in 1973.

Fourteenth movie: Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Produced in 1974.

Fifteenth movie: Terror of Mechagodzilla. Produced in 1975.

Sixteenth movie: Godzilla 1985. Also known as The Return of Godzilla. Produced in 1984, but not shown in the United States until 1985.

Seventeenth movie: Godzilla vs Biolantte. Produced in 1989.

Eighteenth movie: Godzilla vs King Ghidorah. Produced in 1991.

Nineteenth movie: Godzilla vs Mothra: The Battle For Earth. Also known as Godzilla vs Mothra. Produced in 1992.

Twentieth movie: Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. Produced in 1993.

Twenty-first movie: Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla. Produced in 1994.

Twenty-second movie: Godzilla vs Destoroyah. Produced in 1995.

Twenty-third movie: Godzilla 2000. Also known as Godzilla 2000: Millennium. Produced in 1999, but not shown in the United States until 2000.

Twenty-fourth movie: Godzilla vs megaguirus. Produced in 2000.

Twenty-fifth movie: Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack. Produced in 2001.

Twenty-sixth movie: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. Produced in 2002.

Twenty-seventh movie: Godzilla: Tokyo SOS. Produced in 2003.

Twenty-eighth movie: Godzilla: Final Wars. Produced in 2004.

Twenty-ninth movie: Always: Sunset on Third Street 2. Produced in 2007.

Godzilla movies Toho licensed to other studios -

GODZILLA. Released in 1998. This one was the first Godzilla reboot. However it was considered such a failure that Toho renamed the iguana-wannabe Godzilla to Zilla and had their Godzilla kill it in literally two moves in Godzilla: Final Wars.

Godzilla. Released in 2014. This reboot was so successful that not only does it have a sequel being made right now, (scheduled to be released in 2018) it also inspired Toho to make another Godzilla movie which is scheduled to be released in 2016, next summer to be exact.

I have watched and owned literally every single one of these Godzilla movies with the exception of Always: Sunset on Third Street 2.

DeathToHeretics1 votes

Well, as a Chogath main I am now obligated to watch every single one of these. There goes the rest of my week.

Devack The Holy1 votes

And then go buy the Prehistoric skin.

Gamemaster Anth1 votes

looks at the baby Godzilla...and COLLAPSES Cuteness...too much...

Teemo Geez...you reacted the same way to me and Gnar, Gamemaster!

The Loveless1 votes

I love keeping Cho small af.

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