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TyrekGoldenspear46 votes

Can't argue with that.

These champs are manly enough to walk around in the freezing temperatures of the Freljord shirtless.

Paquay15 votes

Sounds like Cleveland Browns fans in December.... all 5 of them.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

It's because they are Iceborn. Yeah, I count with Riot making up the whole Iceborn lore just to make half-naked champs also in Freljord, kappa.

Mira Arya Enthe5 votes

I laughed tbh. Upvoted

Sexy Jack Rabbit17 votes

I've never noticed that EVERY Frejlord champion's clothing is SO impractical. +1

Magearna14 votes

They're so hardened, they don't need clothes!

rtbf2256182414 votes

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AgeOfTheMage3 votes

I mean, I don't mind braum being shirtless, it's a shame he doesn't have any less clothing though ;)

Bandolier14 votes

Gangplank

Mira Arya Enthe35 votes

The cowardly butt pirate with exhaust?

CasterGilgamesh11 votes

cuz carving his name in a mans bones is cowardly

Void Kaiju19 votes

it is when you had your boys capture him and he's tied up lol

CasterGilgamesh19 votes

his own men are so scared of him they cant do anything but obey him that's some alpha male shit right there.

rtbf2256182413 votes

Sure he looks scary but in reality, he ain't shit. In the lore, he has never even fought anyone or anything.

Sahn Uzal8 votes

The massive Noxian war captain shuddered and dropped his axe as Gangplank rammed his cutlass deep into the man’s gut. Blood bubbled from the warrior’s tattooed lips as he mouthed an unheard curse.

Just a line from his short lore. Check your facts mate.

rtbf2256182412 votes

Fine he did kill a guy.

But this happened.

Gangplank’s black and gold teeth gritted in suppressed pain – the Noxian had almost bested him. Nevertheless, he refused to let his crew see his weakness, forcing his lips into a wicked smile.

Very tough. Meanwhile Olaf is fighting something the equivalent of a Baron alone on Bilgewater's Harrowing just to see if he could die. He even fought Sejuani and propably was winning so Sejuani recruited him before it could go too far. To be fair i'd like to see Sejuani fighting without that fucking boar.

Braum punches through a mountain and then uses a door to withstand the weight of it collapsing on him.

Tryndamere can't be killed by any conventional means because of his rage thanks to Aatrox.

And Udyr...well i don't think we need to explain Udyr given what his proficiency is.

Sahn Uzal4 votes

He's an old man. He managed to get a nation of cutthroats and thieves at his feet, keeping his empire together with people's fear of his name.

Swain, the man who is basically in controll of Noxus, wants him dead, Zed, who should very well be able to take out one man, wants him dead

But the thing that makes GP more impressive than the the Freljordians, he did it all as a human, no magical immunity to death, no animal spirits giving him power, just a human.

Quindec5 votes

he can shove an orange on up his poopdeck

SpecterVonBaren14 votes

I might consider Udyr manly when he no longer looks like a hobo running around in a trash bag.

BladeSingularity9 votes

Gotta give it to you here ...

Personally, as a girl, I'm going to not pick a side. But good job.

Mira Arya Enthe11 votes

Personally, as a girl, Freljord is best region! After all, the leaders are female.

TyrekGoldenspear5 votes

Holy crap you're right! Never noticed that before tbh.

SpyKayle10 votes

Nah Void is best region. They all have no gender :^)

SpyKayle7 votes

SHE LIVES NOT IN THE VOID SHE IS DEAD TO US!!!

crippler383 votes

did you just assume your gender?

xxxDogmanxxx9 votes

Demacia has XinZhao, your argument is invalid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

GULAG 4 U8 votes

Remove trynda pls. He plays like a coward. Add aatrox there plox :^}

Papa Andrei6 votes

As a Norwegian and someone who knows more about Norse gods then Christian ones, I fucking love this.

The Ecdysiast4 votes

*one

Papa Andrei3 votes

I thought Satan was considered a god?

The Ecdysiast5 votes

Man you sure made it clear in one reply that you indeed know little about Christian religion. lol

Gamemaster Anth5 votes

As one of Norse descent, I approve of this observation.

GIVE PRAISE TO ODIN, MY NORSE BRETHERIN!

King Odin5 votes

I'm not one to usually accept praise but thanks [slayer-jinx-wink]

AlienPrimate5 votes

Here is every champion listed by either their birthplace/origin or most recent affiliation for anyone who is wondering.

FreljordAniviaTryndamere Ashe Braum Gragas Lissandra Nunu Olaf Sejuani Trundle Udyr Volibear GnarBrand

IoniaAkali Irelia Karma Kennen MasterYi Shen Syndra Jhin Zed LeeSin MonkeyKing Soraka Varus Ahri Ivern Bard Yasuo

Targon/Great Barrier Diana Leona Pantheon Taric AurelionSol Alistar

ShurimaAzir Nasus Renekton Rammus Sivir Skarner Taliyah Xerath Amumu Kassadin Jax Ryze

NoxusCassiopeia Darius Draven Elise Katarina Kled Leblanc Morgana Sion Swain Talon Urgot Vladimir Annie Riven

Demacia Fiora Galio Garen JarvanIV Kayle Lucian Lux Poppy Quinn Shyvana Sona Vayne XinZhao

Shadow Isles Evelynn Hecarim Kalista Karthus Maokai Mordekaiser Thresh Yorick Nocturne

Zaun DrMundo Ekko Singed Viktor Blitzcrank Zac Warwick Janna Twitch Jinx

PiltoverCaitlyn Camille Vi Corki Heimerdinger Ziggs Orianna Ezreal Jayce

Bilgewater Gangplank Graves Illaoi MissFortune TwistedFate TahmKench

Bandle City Rumble Teemo Tristana Lulu Veigar

Void Velkoz Chogath RekSai Khazix KogMaw Malzahar

Guardian's sea Nami Fizz Nautilus

Kumungu Nidalee Zyra Rengar

Urtistan Zilean

Other Fiddlesticks Shaco Kindred MalphiteAatrox

PaladinNO1 votes

Thumbs up for the work...but I gotta ask: I thought Jax was Ionian? http://gameinfo.eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/jax/

Brand is also listed as "independant" (aka "other").

I can also tell, looking at the chart, we need a Void support champ - preferably a female yordle.

AlienPrimate4 votes

Jax and Ryze were both born in ancient Icathia which is in the Shuriman desert. Because they have no current allegiance, I listed them under Shurima. The spirit that is Brand who is independent possessed the body of Kegan Rodhe, a bandit from the Freljord.

PaladinNO3 votes

I withdraw my inquiry - I got nothing on someone with that kind of lore knowledge. :)

MiLuKi4 votes

Illaoi

robotmaster3 votes

PILTOVER!! We have brawn Vi Camille and brains Caitlyn Jayce

General Esdeath 6 votes

Caitlyn greatest detective in Piltover, can't solve a simple case from Demacia where the person keeps leaving clues.

The Ecdysiast3 votes

Ezreal And the girliest man.

Candoodle2 votes

Nunu ?

YAY I'M A VIKING!

kirbyzama2 votes

Noticed a distinct lack of Sejuani in this thread. Manlier than many of the men, Udyr voli and olaf are all in her camp making one of the manliest bunch of champs. Long live the Winter's Claw!

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