Swain is at a 50% winrate

Riot Balance Team Member #1- "You know what we should do with Swain? Let's give him the ability to infinitely stack damage to his ultimate while also adding a higher base damage."

Riot Balance Team Lead- "That sounds great! But I still feel like he's lacking. He is only at a 50% winrate after all."

Riot Balance Team Member #2- "How about we also let him drain all 5 enemy champs at once so he becomes an unkillable menace while also using his infinite stacks to one-shot the back line?"

Riot Balance Team Lead- "UGHHHHH MY NIPPLES"