Mortdecai

Malicious Metal·Dec 1, 2015·23 votes·1,882 views

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PuynsiDec 1, 20159 votes

There should be a Mordekai skin with bloodwing as the dragon.

MordepoolDec 1, 20156 votes

+1 for borderlands. Ain't no place for no hero's to call home

Excitidly InsaneDec 1, 20151 votes

I was walkin' down the street when out the corner of my eyeI saw a pretty little thing approachin' meeeee, She said "I never seen a man, who looked so all alone and could you use a little company." "If you pay the right price, your evenin' will be nice and you can go and send me on mah waaay" I said "you're such a sweet young thing, why you do this to yourself?" She looked at me, and this is what she said...

(Don't fail me M&G)

JustMomentaiDec 1, 20152 votes

She said there ain't no rest for the wicked. And money don't grow on trees. I've got bills to pay I've got mouths to feed and there ain't nothing in this world for free!

MordepoolDec 2, 20151 votes

Not even 15 minutes later I'm still walkin' down the street When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight And then he swept up from behind He put a gun up to my head He made it clear he wasn't lookin' for a fight

He said, "Give me all you got. I want your money not your life, But if you try to make a move I won't think twice." I told him, "You can have my cash, But first you know I gotta ask What made you wanna live this kind of life?" He said

Epic MurphDec 2, 20151 votes

He said there ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I've got bills to pay I've got mouths to feed and there ain't nothing in this world for free! No I can't slow down, I can't hold back, oh you know I wish I could. But there aint no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.

YEAH

( Bard trumpet solo)

What Is SmiteDec 4, 20151 votes

Well now a couple hours passed And I was sitting in my house The day was winding down and coming to an end So I turned to the TV And flipped it over to the news And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend

I saw a preacher man in cuffs He'd taken money from the church He'd stuff his bank account with righteous dollar bills But even still I can't say much Because I know we're all the same Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills