HAPPY HARROWING! Make up a 2spoopy5me LoL story in just 5 words!
"Fiora just got a Hydra" - original inspiration post from Twitter
"Leftover bacon and Baconhawk's hungry" - my entry (totally not league-related)
Let's hear yours!
269 Comments
Hydrawolf64 votesHey guys, is this ranked?
Riotmoonstones13 votesHey guys, is this ranked?
ROFL. That was perfect.
Robert Smith28 votes
Gragas in a bikini top
Riotmoonstones26 votes"Lux won't stop spamming laugh."
Antlan522 votes"And then, teemo became immortal."
Hyrum Graff21 votes"Preseason buff: Requiem gets resets"
Gavran19 votesNoc Noc Who's there? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ten Thousand One16 votesAn allied summoner has disconnected. 
Ironclad Dragon16 votesNasus has finished his farming.
Senpai Gnar6 votesNasus has finished his farming.
Step 2:
Decides he wants a pentakill
ModCaptainMårvelous14 votes"Nasus has four thousand CS" (I count CS as one word)
"Someone downvoting my threads, damn."
"Where is Blitzcrank? he couqqqqqqwwwffffffffdedrdrrrrdadda"
"Don't worry, I'm a smurf"
"Nothing counters Urgot, trust me"
PawSarina14 votesHave you guys seen Fiddles?
ToughFluffs13 votesI'll do you one better, with 3 words.
"Vayne got fed"
Silverclaw12 votes"Poppy won the laning phase."
Junkο10 votesVeigar just hit 1000 AP
Worgslarg10 voteshttp://i.imgur.com/bU1Y81Qs.jpg
(Ok, so there's a tiny little article putting it at 6 words)
Drizzy2129 votesKaceytron is in our game
Hellioning8 votes"Enemy Soraka got a pentakill'.
Flash Frost7 votesWoke up drunk with Urgot 
BetaDude406 votesThat's not scary. That is my dream.
PhoenixOfHeaven7 votes"Baron Nashor, you can move?"
MagicGALAXY7 votes"This my first time LeBlanc."
SonyUSA7 votes"You are 394,580,934,850,349 in Queue"
Midus 217 votesNo one expects the banana.
High Lord Blaze6 votes"J4 PRESS R AGAIN PLS"
"Blitz pull the ---- NOT AMUMU!!"
Flintfall6 votes
No pinks at exposed nexus
Organic Letters6 votesAkali just got first blood.
I Main Swain6 votesJax got a real weapon
AetherKingdom6 votesriot is reworking another champion
Alleo5 votesAkali got fed mid lane.
7ha7guy7775 votesforgetting to use Zhonya's Hourglass
clickhead5 votesShaco is under your bed.
I Main Swain8 votesshaco is in your bed
ThatAutofillSupp5 votesshaco is in your pants…. http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/10598377_311258625713567_553983827_a.jpg
Nox Nox5 votesIrelia is getting a buff.
The Mormonator5 votesUdyr has maxed Feral Flare
The Mormonator5 votesWe're reversing the Irelia Nerfs
The Mormonator5 votesAn NA team won worlds
The Mormonator5 votesWe're giving back all silences.
TurnaboutSticks5 votes
Sorry, I'm a diamond smurf
Captain Aishi4 votesand then riot buffed 'marksmen'
captainavengo4 votes"Haunting Nocturne used his ult."
Yoella4 votes"Oh Shit, ____ is fed."
Solidair34 votes"Oh no, Karthus is dead"
Old Man Teeto4 votesMordekaiser has a vayne pet.
tau434 votesImmobile team, enemy Kassadin mid.
I am Anivia4 votesRanked teamfight; attempting to reconnect.
Quort3 votesLoL becomes pay to play! :O
Injustice4All5 votesEven better.
LoL becomes pay to win!
Crowald3 votesSeason 3 Riven Top Lane.
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