HAPPY HARROWING! Make up a 2spoopy5me LoL story in just 5 words!
"Fiora just got a Hydra" - original inspiration post from Twitter
"Leftover bacon and Baconhawk's hungry" - my entry (totally not league-related)
Let's hear yours!
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Hey guys, is this ranked?
Gragas in a bikini top
"Lux won't stop spamming laugh."
"And then, teemo became immortal."
"Preseason buff: Requiem gets resets"
Noc Noc Who's there? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nasus has finished his farming.
An allied summoner has disconnected. 
Have you guys seen Fiddles?
"Nasus has four thousand CS" (I count CS as one word)
"Someone downvoting my threads, damn."
"Where is Blitzcrank? he couqqqqqqwwwffffffffdedrdrrrrdadda"
"Don't worry, I'm a smurf"
"Nothing counters Urgot, trust me"
I'll do you one better, with 3 words.
"Vayne got fed"
"Poppy won the laning phase."
http://i.imgur.com/bU1Y81Qs.jpg
(Ok, so there's a tiny little article putting it at 6 words)
Veigar just hit 1000 AP
Kaceytron is in our game
"Enemy Soraka got a pentakill'.
Woke up drunk with Urgot 
"You are 394,580,934,850,349 in Queue"
No one expects the banana.
"This my first time LeBlanc."
"Baron Nashor, you can move?"
Jax got a real weapon
"J4 PRESS R AGAIN PLS"
"Blitz pull the ---- NOT AMUMU!!"
No pinks at exposed nexus
Akali just got first blood.
riot is reworking another champion
forgetting to use Zhonya's Hourglass
Irelia is getting a buff.
Udyr has maxed Feral Flare
We're reversing the Irelia Nerfs
An NA team won worlds
We're giving back all silences.
Akali got fed mid lane.
Sorry, I'm a diamond smurf
Shaco is under your bed.
Immobile team, enemy Kassadin mid.
Mordekaiser has a vayne pet.
"Oh no, Karthus is dead"
"Oh Shit, ____ is fed."
Ranked teamfight; attempting to reconnect.
"Haunting Nocturne used his ult."
and then riot buffed 'marksmen'
Season 3 Riven Top Lane.
LoL becomes pay to play! :O