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IcyPepper45 votes

If you tell me you're a girl, I'm going to call you a girl. If you tell me you're a boy, I'm going to call you a boy.

However, if you tell me you're Abraham Lincoln whose been living with vampirism since that one fateful day in the theatre... I'm going to call you Mr. President.

Champion Skin1 votes

What if I tell you nothing? What will you call me then?

Chaotic Reks4 votes

can't call you anything cause you don't exist

Champion Skin3 votes

But how can you reply to me when I don't exist? XD

Chaotic Reks3 votes

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Champion Skin3 votes

Oh but I am sorry to inform you this is my head and you are the one that should get out

Chaotic Reks3 votes

but there's cookies here

Simplicate2 votes

You're then going to be called by the gender of your champion :P

Hyrum Graff1 votes

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You're then going to be called by the gender of your champion :P

This. Heck, I do this with people I know IRL who're playing a champion with a different gender than themselves.

IcyPepper1 votes

If you actually tell me to call you nothing, I will.

But if you mean you told me nothing, I'll either default to your champion's pronoun or I'll use gender-neutral pronouns.

Tsohgder34 votes

Everyone knows in the internet women are actually men, men are children, and children are FBI agents.

IcyPepper6 votes

men are children

I can attest to this. I am a man, but I am very much still a child.

Delioth2 votes

Of course. Men always get toys.

IcyPepper2 votes

We never change, do we?

Delioth2 votes

Not really, no.

50000000000000003 votes

Men... Men never change...

Occams Raiser1 votes

I like this. Points

Daedalus8711 votes

What are FBI agents though?

T RexHasLongLegs1 votes

What about old people? Dead accounts set up by children?

Ardond1 votes

they are still trying to figure out how to download IE. and what IE is.

Hyrum Graff1 votes

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they are still trying to figure out how to download IE. and what IE is.

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lB2kGRlc8y4 votes

The first 40 years of childhood are tough on a guy.

500000000000000012 votes

I just refer to them as their champion's gender. When it's Bard Malphite Maokai, well...

Also, Kalista is "they."

RaiseYourBortles2 votes

I call Kalista Senna...

Dreddeth8 votes

"Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are cops."

Ardond5 votes

AND ANYONE ONE WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS WITH AN EXSESSIVE AMOUNT OF CUSSING IS A BABY WHO SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

SHIT.

TDubH1 votes

seven straight minutes of laughter after clicking that, WP

Embertine2 votes

I love team four star's abridged series.

2000boxes2 votes

space duck too stronk

Kitty Darkstar4 votes

Better that than the perverts

Aelvr3 votes

I'm still confused why people care that there are girls who game, or why it's so important to girl gamers that other people know their sex.

IcyPepper1 votes

To be fair, a lot of them use Curse or Teamspeak and don't want someone to be surprised and pull out the sexist card.

A lot of it, from what some have told me, is from experience. It's less "I'm a grill, worship meh" and more "Yes, I am a girl, so can we move on now?"

Aelvr1 votes

Yeah, but that doesn't answer the question as to why people are against girl gamers in the first place. But maybe I'm confused because I grew up with three sisters and no brothers, so I'm more comfortable women who game.

IcyPepper3 votes

Honestly, I'm not surprised after seeing so many racial and homophobic slurs during my time here, and how volatile some people can be.

Unfortunately, the "tits or gtfo" stereotype is not... uncommon.

Champion Skin1 votes

Though it a game like League it hardly matters... after all nobody knows who anyone else is... nobody knows anyone else gender and probably nobody cares either...

unless you have a name like Girlgamer34... which would be somewhat silly

Lady Luck2 votes

Often times it's not "important" but simply a "btw" and because people consider it abnormal it may be construed as an attempt for attention.

(Imagine people refer to you as "she" or "her". Would you not want to correct them at some point? Outside of the LoL context where many people are defined as their champions... Imagine it's between games and talking in a group or you're playing a game like Starcraft and are referred to as the wrong gender.)

As for why other people care so much to make a big deal about it... Is beyond me. But I learned people get weird with the idea of girls playing games when my first e-friend in Diablo 2, who I played with daily for like three months, suddenly stopped talking to me after finding out I was a girl. (He said "He's alive!" after I had been offline for a week... I responded "Who? Me? I'm a she.")

edit - And with a lot of lady gamers out there... it's actually important that people do NOT know their sex. Gaming has changed a lot from my Diablo 2 days, but I learned early on that openly admitting to being female can result in some very unpleasant "conversations." I've hope for humanity though :D I've only run into a single terrible person on this account in LoL. Once upon a time it'd be at least a weekly nightmare of a person if I had an account saying "Lady" in the name.

Champion Skin2 votes

Honestly... I don't see why gender matters much at all... in the end... everyone is just another player... Like why would anyone bother making a big deal if anyone is a girl or not...

Though then again the games I play I mostly don't know anything about the people I play with/against... After all there usually isn't much talking in LoL (and well I type slow so I tend to be quiet unless there is something worth the bother to type and I have the time) And well... hearthstone... Thanks... well played... sorry... not much option there

Warcraft 3... oh it has been a while since I played that... still such a good game with all those awesome custom maps... so much to choose from

Lady Luck2 votes

It really doesn't matter much :P People just want to be treated like people in the end.

Though now that you mention Warcraft 3... More than once, if I mentioned in a game something about "my bf" I had people ask if I was gay. Which kinda threw me off the first time. Just going by population, I'd imagine it be statistically more likely to be a female than gay... Yet people assumed so much that i was male that hearing I had a bf caused them to assume I was gay rather than female. I found it interesting.

Narasimha3 votes

Really? Using a DBZ Abrdiged gif to make your point? I only have one thing to say to that

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c5b883782e1acf000df726eebc9e1d6/tumblr_mzb1j96RX01r4wrcuo2_r1_500.gif

Embertine1 votes

Thumbs up to you good sir! Though I wasn't making a point. I just found a funny gif of an abridged series i liked alot, and thought, "Hey! This would be funny!" and posted it.

Rand0mH3r0X2 votes

I don't like when the entire game now revolves around a girl and no longer about just messing around. The attention to me seems more like everyone coming in to poke their peckers in a glory hole box believing that they're going to receive something from someone who claims to be a girl. I don't care if you're a woman or not, just don't attract attention to your gender for anything.

Embertine2 votes

Your comment would have been better on general discussions i think. This was just a joke I posted because I thought the whole thing was funny.

Rand0mH3r0X1 votes

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Your comment would have been better on general discussions i think. This was just a joke I posted because I thought the whole thing was funny.

I found it funny. It wasn't a response to you or anybody. My comment was very open-ended.

PubgamerAU2 votes

Who. The fuck. Cares?

Seriously. You telling people you're a girl is about as special as me telling people I'm a guy.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES. IT'S IRRELEVANT. PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

When people assume you are by default . . .

LordGeovanni1 votes

i know too much people who make female characters on games so i find it hard to believe

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