"TEEMO MAIN IN THE HOUSE BOIS!"
http://owlinit.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/oh-crap.gif?w=584
Teemo is probably going to be banned because of that sentence. And if he isn't and the "Teemo main" is first pick... well, that means my game is going to suck.
Seriously, no Teemo main will ever scream "I'M A TEEMO MAIN!" firstly, because they're used to it, and secondly because anyone with more than 2 months experience knows that if you say you're playing Teemo, he's going to be banned.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1473435/sokka-facepalm-o.gif
or
just so nobody bans Teemo.