How to Be Noticed By Senpai

KONO RUBICK DA·7/4/2016, 6:25:54 PM·16 votes·1,359 views

warning: this is an extremely high mmr guide, you might not have the intelligence requiered to understand this elite thread.

First step: You have to be somewhat a troll. If you main Trundle then this step is somehow easy. All you have to do is calling their mains trash, or post ships they dislike, then your thread will be filled with their comments feeding the troll. You have to keep trolling them on every thread they post Be the best stalker of all the stalkers

Second step: you must imitate your senpai. senpai is sometime too busy to do something and that's why he won't notice some random people. But if he suddenly sees a fellow , he might have an interest in your potential. This will be even better because they remember your name because you was trolling them non-stop. And your name will be written forever in their mind. If you want to be noticed by laughing fish: Post a lot of communism threads** high quality gifs**. If you want to be noticed by Malicious Metal, then post a lot of mordekaiser's rework thread** start to main Mordekaiser. **

Third step: there isn't a third step, congratulation you earned senpai's attention : http://z.mfcdn.net/store/manga/551/45-394.0/compressed/egintama_394_009.jpg

11 Comments

Kei1437/4/2016, 7:05:30 PM7 votes

Can confirm it works.

I 2v5ed an enemy team as tank Morde with a life steal yasuo. Posted that team fight here looking for Malicious Metal's approval and got him to first post response to me along with his approval.

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The Aqualious7/4/2016, 6:50:30 PM3 votes

Sona will never notice or love you

Best princess EU7/4/2016, 6:47:40 PM2 votes

But i don't want to end up like sakata-san.

D3m37r17/4/2016, 6:58:00 PM2 votes

So basically just be Malcom1466

DorkunedAuras7/5/2016, 4:49:41 AM1 votes

Here's a trick, don't have a senpai. Just annoy everyone!

Melledoneus7/5/2016, 11:06:08 AM1 votes

This is an amateur's guide. Here's how you get Shenpai to notice you:

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Uh, I'm still working on that...