Jinx has trapped another Champion in a huge cannon, and is about to fire it!

darkdill·3/18/2015, 6:43:20 AM·3 votes·2,178 views

Watch the above Guilty Gear video to get an idea of what Jinx is up to.

What kinds of protests will your Champion make? Oh, and it doesn't matter what they say, because Jinx is STILL gonna fire that thing for laughs!


Examples!

Ahri - "W-Wait a second! You can't do this! My tails will get ruined!"

Twitch - "Hold on a sec, Jinxie! I-I'll let you have some of my cheese if you let me out of here! It's six weeks ripe!"

Tristana - "H-Hey, I know I'm all about cannons and stuff, but this is taking it a little far!"

Leona - "L-Let me go! I don't need THIS to reach the sun!"

Caitlyn - "If I get out of this, you aren't even going to see a trial, Jinx!"

Zac - "Oh boy, this isn't good. At least I should survive the landing... in pieces..."

Ziggs - "Ooh, good idea! This oughta give plenty of extra boom to my latest - Wait a second! Why are you using me as ammo?!"

Blitzcrank - "PREDICTING SEVERE DAMAGE TO CHASSIS!"

Amumu - "Why are you doing this to me? Why must everyone be so mean to me?!"

Fizz - "Whoa, slow down! Even I have limits when it comes to jokes!"

Syndra - "Let me out of here, you twerp, before I turn you inside out!"

Yasuo - "You gotta be kidding me... right? RIGHT?!"

Sivir - "H-Hey! If you let me out of this thing, I'll pay you big time, alright? Alright?!"

MissFortune - "Get me out of this thing, you crazy flattie!"

Gangplank - "You scurvy wretch! I'm not going to stand for this, you hear me! I'll carve your heart out and make you watch as it stops beating!"

Rammus - "...Uh-Oh..."

Vi - "I am going to strangle you with your own pigtails for this, Jinx!"

TahmKench - "How's about I make you a bargain, girl? You let me out of here, and I'll get you someone much less important to shoot out of this here cannon, yes?"


Feel free to post up your ideas. Oh, and size of the Champion doesn't matter. Jinx'll find some way to cram him/her/it into that cannon! XD

28 Comments

Kouga3/18/2015, 12:11:02 PM5 votes

Braum "This is great idea! But if you vanted to get over that mountain, why not just let me throw you?"

Blue Moon Wolf3/18/2015, 12:35:39 PM4 votes

MonkeyKing FIRE ALREADY DAMN IT, I WANT TO FLY! :D

insaiyanbacca3/18/2015, 7:49:43 AM3 votes

Alistar "you cant milk those"

LostSoul6663/18/2015, 5:10:12 PM3 votes

DrMundo MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!

TwistedFate Let's hope Lady luck is Smilin...

Swain If we just approach strategically from the flank....Aw who am I kidding, FIRE WHEN READY!

Bard (distressed Chiming)

Azir I WILL BECOME SHURIMA'S SUN!

Graves Dead man Flyin!

Heimerdinger if you just increased the cannon's projectile velocity by 13.75% and its firing angle by another 4.67% we could reach terminal velocity! Now, get me out of here and find proper ammunition!

Ziggs YES,YES,YES go boom GO BOOM! COME ON COME ON!

AngryGyarados3/18/2015, 8:23:04 AM2 votes

Aatrox - "I don't think this is what I meant with my motivational speeches..." Chogath - (Gentleman Skin) "N-Now, let's all be civil... Think of the children! Oh, the humanity!" RekSai - [/random growling noises] Bard - [/random chiming noises] Thresh - "Huh, and I thought I was mad."

Mathlete8643/18/2015, 6:41:35 PM2 votes

LeeSin Man this is tight. What's going on?

Zilean This will hurt...

Zac Let's GO...

Sona ...

Pantheon Meh this is my Daily Routine

Kassadin Tries to riftwalk out NOOOOO range NOOOOOO

2000boxes3/19/2015, 3:45:47 AM2 votes

Sion so what im hearing is sion's about to learn how to use giga impact

robi27045/16/2015, 8:25:10 PM2 votes

Nami choking W-water p-please

Rito Jericho5/19/2015, 6:42:35 PM2 votes

Braum Oh! Now Braum can FLY like thrown iceberg!

LeeSin Wait... what's going on? What is that sizzling noise? Hello? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Gragas HEY!! Can you at LEAST let me finish my grog first?

toxicpanda363/19/2015, 10:29:44 PM1 votes

Teemo oh wow this is a great cannon! oh, you though I was in it? oh no, my shrooms knocked u out hours ago

darkdill12/1/2015, 9:23:11 PM1 votes

Added some more.

Laughing Fish3/18/2015, 12:37:43 PM1 votes

Taric Jinx is truly outrageous. Truly truly truly... outrageous.

OttoVBismarck5/18/2015, 12:30:44 AM1 votes

Rammus Should be "ok"

Laughing Fish3/18/2015, 12:36:43 PM1 votes

Garen: DEMACIA!

darkdill7/13/2016, 6:27:31 AM1 votes

7 months since the last one? Yikes. This needs a bump.

Added Vi and Tahm Kench.