Jinx has trapped another Champion in a huge cannon, and is about to fire it!

darkdill··3 votes·2,178 views

Watch the above Guilty Gear video to get an idea of what Jinx is up to.

What kinds of protests will your Champion make? Oh, and it doesn't matter what they say, because Jinx is STILL gonna fire that thing for laughs!


Examples!

Ahri - "W-Wait a second! You can't do this! My tails will get ruined!"

Twitch - "Hold on a sec, Jinxie! I-I'll let you have some of my cheese if you let me out of here! It's six weeks ripe!"

Tristana - "H-Hey, I know I'm all about cannons and stuff, but this is taking it a little far!"

Leona - "L-Let me go! I don't need THIS to reach the sun!"

Caitlyn - "If I get out of this, you aren't even going to see a trial, Jinx!"

Zac - "Oh boy, this isn't good. At least I should survive the landing... in pieces..."

Ziggs - "Ooh, good idea! This oughta give plenty of extra boom to my latest - Wait a second! Why are you using me as ammo?!"

Blitzcrank - "PREDICTING SEVERE DAMAGE TO CHASSIS!"

Amumu - "Why are you doing this to me? Why must everyone be so mean to me?!"

Fizz - "Whoa, slow down! Even I have limits when it comes to jokes!"

Syndra - "Let me out of here, you twerp, before I turn you inside out!"

Yasuo - "You gotta be kidding me... right? RIGHT?!"

Sivir - "H-Hey! If you let me out of this thing, I'll pay you big time, alright? Alright?!"

MissFortune - "Get me out of this thing, you crazy flattie!"

Gangplank - "You scurvy wretch! I'm not going to stand for this, you hear me! I'll carve your heart out and make you watch as it stops beating!"

Rammus - "...Uh-Oh..."

Vi - "I am going to strangle you with your own pigtails for this, Jinx!"

TahmKench - "How's about I make you a bargain, girl? You let me out of here, and I'll get you someone much less important to shoot out of this here cannon, yes?"


Feel free to post up your ideas. Oh, and size of the Champion doesn't matter. Jinx'll find some way to cram him/her/it into that cannon! XD

28 Comments

Kouga5 votes

Braum "This is great idea! But if you vanted to get over that mountain, why not just let me throw you?"

darkdill1 votes

{quoted}

Braum "This is great idea! But if you vanted to get over that mountain, why not just let Braum throw you?"

Ftfy.

Blue Moon Wolf4 votes

MonkeyKing FIRE ALREADY DAMN IT, I WANT TO FLY! :D

insaiyanbacca3 votes

Alistar "you cant milk those"

Laughing Fish1 votes

I once played a game where there was a Alistar on both teams. We both spammed his joke constantly the entire game. So in every teamfight you could hear "You can't milk those" echoing throughout the rift.

LostSoul6663 votes

DrMundo MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!

TwistedFate Let's hope Lady luck is Smilin...

Swain If we just approach strategically from the flank....Aw who am I kidding, FIRE WHEN READY!

Bard (distressed Chiming)

Azir I WILL BECOME SHURIMA'S SUN!

Graves Dead man Flyin!

Heimerdinger if you just increased the cannon's projectile velocity by 13.75% and its firing angle by another 4.67% we could reach terminal velocity! Now, get me out of here and find proper ammunition!

Ziggs YES,YES,YES go boom GO BOOM! COME ON COME ON!

toxicpanda361 votes

Swain TAKE THIS GAREN FOR SAVING JARVAN FROM URGOT!!!

darkdill1 votes

Heimerdinger one is AWESOME!

AngryGyarados2 votes

Aatrox - "I don't think this is what I meant with my motivational speeches..." Chogath - (Gentleman Skin) "N-Now, let's all be civil... Think of the children! Oh, the humanity!" RekSai - [/random growling noises] Bard - [/random chiming noises] Thresh - "Huh, and I thought I was mad."

Mathlete8642 votes

LeeSin Man this is tight. What's going on?

Zilean This will hurt...

Zac Let's GO...

Sona ...

Pantheon Meh this is my Daily Routine

Kassadin Tries to riftwalk out NOOOOO range NOOOOOO

Hatless Casual2 votes

More like Sona TT.TT

darkdill1 votes

I think Jinx wouldn't have as much fun firing Sona. No screaming.

2000boxes2 votes

Sion so what im hearing is sion's about to learn how to use giga impact

robi27042 votes

Nami choking W-water p-please

darkdill1 votes

Poor Nami...

Rito Jericho2 votes

Braum Oh! Now Braum can FLY like thrown iceberg!

LeeSin Wait... what's going on? What is that sizzling noise? Hello? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Gragas HEY!! Can you at LEAST let me finish my grog first?

darkdill1 votes

Thumbs up on the Gragas one!

Laughing Fish1 votes

Garen: DEMACIA!

toxicpanda361 votes

even demacia cant save u now

Laughing Fish1 votes

Taric Jinx is truly outrageous. Truly truly truly... outrageous.

toxicpanda361 votes

Teemo oh wow this is a great cannon! oh, you though I was in it? oh no, my shrooms knocked u out hours ago

OttoVBismarck1 votes

Rammus Should be "ok"

darkdill1 votes

Ehh, too obvious. I think mine is just as comical.

darkdill1 votes

Added some more.

darkdill1 votes

7 months since the last one? Yikes. This needs a bump.

Added Vi and Tahm Kench.

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