@Malicious Metal, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!

Melledoneus·Apr 27, 2017·40 votes·4,108 views

Go, Magikarp!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cytus/images/6/61/Magikarp%21.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150402030816

Your move, Metal Man.

88 Comments

Malicious MetalApr 27, 201729 votes

Go Aggron! Show 'em why metal trumps all!

https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3olvKeWX1qd87hlo1_500.gif

MordepoolApr 27, 20172 votes

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Go Aggron! Show 'em why metal trumps all!

https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3olvKeWX1qd87hlo1_500.gif

"What's This MM opens with a Steel/Rock Type which is weak to Water Type Pokemon such as Magicarp" -cotton

"He's not going to be able to fight if he's weak Cotton but

https://img.memesuper.com/69d4579796073fa76578c0a1404bc305_bold-strategy-bold-strategy-cotton-meme_1024-768.jpeg

D3m37r1Apr 27, 20178 votes

Those are some Ash level strats.

MelledoneusApr 28, 20178 votes

"Pikachu, pour water on the Onyx and then use thunderbolt!"

MelledoneusApr 28, 201722 votes

Magikarp, use surf! http://31.media.tumblr.com/a959a90a147a55ffb81ad59aa26781ae/tumblr_myu3c7wtHp1t6mtrzo1_500.gif

#IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Malicious MetalApr 28, 201717 votes

http://pa1.narvii.com/5719/d7860fa41d4117fcbdede444a9d000555ddc46ce_hq.gif

#Get back here!

MelledoneusApr 28, 201715 votes

Ok.

http://i.imgur.com/qW8nNj9.gif?noredirect

Legacy HydralphaApr 28, 20177 votes

Gyrados? https://68.media.tumblr.com/0327bdada066f36c0945d9d0fa6e922c/tumblr_oo3fsy3v1k1vl6fkho1_500.gif http://i.imgur.com/GSQOLLz.gif?noredirect

Make your move.

OleandervineApr 28, 20173 votes

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Gyrados? https://68.media.tumblr.com/0327bdada066f36c0945d9d0fa6e922c/tumblr_oo3fsy3v1k1vl6fkho1_500.gif http://i.imgur.com/GSQOLLz.gif?noredirect

Make your move.

Omg, kawaiiii

Malicious MetalApr 28, 201714 votes

Holy sh*t! readjusts helmet

Screw this! #GO CHARIZARD!

https://media.tenor.co/images/1fbf22b9a187a824025fe166d4e69177/tenor.gif

CHARIZARD, USE FLAMETHROWER!

https://m.popkey.co/c606d3/qxJ5A.gif

Really?! Oh come on, obey you big dummy!

MelledoneusApr 28, 201714 votes

Dang, this isn't looking good. Come back, Gyarados!

Go, Snorlax!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/763da6c68be9cdaab0387620732eaa07/tumblr_mo7qjamIma1rnuqpzo1_500.gif

Snorlax go- http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/3a6/181421007_906492.gif

Oh, COME ON! Get up and fight you lazy- https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ryLEprp1Ccs/hqdefault.jpg

All right, all right. Never mind. You can just... lie down there... with that bling...

The LexerApr 28, 20172 votes

Why are you opting into a fire-v-water matchup?

MordepoolApr 28, 201710 votes

{quoted}

Magikarp, use surf! http://31.media.tumblr.com/a959a90a147a55ffb81ad59aa26781ae/tumblr_myu3c7wtHp1t6mtrzo1_500.gif

#IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Malicious Metal http://blog.memes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ouch-town.png

MavenSongApr 28, 201721 votes

As a Pokemon nerd im calling CHEATING, MAGIKARP CANT LEARN SURF! This calls for disqualification!

MelledoneusApr 28, 201731 votes

If Kaiba can summon 3 Blue-Eyes White dragons in one turn then I can do this.

MavenSongApr 28, 201721 votes

Applying YuGiOh logic to pokemon? THIS IS BLASPHEMY. DARE I SAY HERESY.

MelledoneusApr 28, 201729 votes

Screw the rules, I have money!

MavenSongApr 28, 201714 votes

Too bad all that money cant buy you skill (at battling)

: ^)

./s

MelledoneusApr 28, 201726 votes

Furiously stocks up on Full Restores and Max Revives

D3m37r1Apr 28, 20177 votes

YOU ARE NOT IN THE ELITE 4

MelledoneusApr 28, 201718 votes

I am worse than the Elite Four.

I am using Whitney's Miltank technique.

MavenSongApr 28, 20174 votes

Pls, get a fighting type. shes a cakewalk. i had more trouble with Bugsy and that scyther, that stuff had ridiculous stats for that point in the game.

MelledoneusApr 28, 201712 votes

The Miltank was much less difficult in SoulSilver.

Back in old Silver, that thing was a fucking team-wiper. Yoir fighting types would have trouble enduring its Body Slam.

MavenSongApr 28, 20173 votes

tbh silver/gold was so long ago i hardly remember.

starelementpokeApr 28, 20174 votes

I tap 3 islands to play Cancel and counter your amnesia.

MordepoolApr 28, 20175 votes

{quoted}

I tap 3 islands to play Cancel and counter your amnesia.

I tap 1 mountain and cast Gutteral Response targeting your cancel

l Helios lApr 28, 20176 votes

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Serika ZeroApr 28, 20172 votes

http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Maiden_with_Eyes_of_Blue http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Master_with_Eyes_of_Blue http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Sage_with_Eyes_of_Blue

you can easily do that now ;)

blueberrypancakeApr 28, 20173 votes

Magikarp can only know hydro pump, bounce, celebrate, flail, happy hour, splash, and tackle tho. However technically max spA Magickarp checks no spDef investment Aggron

Here is the calc: 252+ SpA Choice Specs Magikarp Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Aggron: 320-378 (113.8 - 134.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Edit: as a life orb Magikarp you do literally just enough damage to kill Aggron 252+ SpA Life Orb Magikarp Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Aggron: 281-330 (100 - 117.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Note: This does not account for the 20% miss chance on Magikarp, the only reasonable move Aggron would have that would not OHKO Magikarp is heavy slam when no boosting item is used

252+ Atk Aggron Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Magikarp: 154-182 (85 - 100.5%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

MelledoneusApr 28, 20175 votes

Talks into radio He knows too much. Keep an eye on him.

Pale PirateApr 28, 20172 votes

Use a feebas, use a feebas!

MelledoneusApr 29, 20172 votes

More like *feedbas.

AwesomeGuyDjApr 27, 201720 votes

You should have thrown out a SHENDINJA http://imgur.com/a/bxj58 SHENS MIGHT KNOW'S NO BOUNDARIES OF THE GAMING WORLD. ~~I actually played him on the rotation and he's really fun. Trying to get the hang of him.~~

MelledoneusApr 28, 201712 votes

Shendinja is my trump card. He will rotate in when my team needs it most.

AwesomeGuyDjApr 28, 20174 votes

{quoted}

Shendinja is my trump card. He will rotate in when my team needs it most.

Of course, wise melledoneus. ~~got any shen tips :)?~~

EvilUnicornLordApr 27, 201717 votes

I challenge the winner with my best Pokemon...

#Agumon!

https://wikimon.net/images/thumb/6/67/Agumon_cs.jpg/200px-Agumon_cs.jpg

######plz don lynch me

MordepoolApr 27, 20177 votes

{quoted}

I challenge the winner with my best Pokemon...

#Agumon!

https://wikimon.net/images/thumb/6/67/Agumon_cs.jpg/200px-Agumon_cs.jpg

######plz don lynch me

http://blog.memes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/using-a-meme.png

Velzard of KozApr 28, 20175 votes

Wtf I never saw this Konoha ninja... Is he from the original trilogy or the prequels? Because I didn't watch the prequels because I don't really like Voldemort's young version there. Though Chuck Norris played him well in Texas Ranger Manga.