You punch your main in the gut/face

Wait a minute, that's his gun. . . [Gun Click] [Pow pow pow]

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: Attempts to punch Vayne spams taunt hitting me is like boxing with shadows

I'd probably break my damn fist

They don't call me Master of Metal for nothing.... T^T

" Who the hell did that?? "

I couldn't punch sona in the face O_O

I don't think she'd notice

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Punches

runs screaming in terror as I hear one line repeated over and over again

She doesn't even bothering running.

"You know what they say..." says with her eyes glowing a dark green "Karma always catches up to you.."

She'd either cry or turn me into a squirrel.

Then i'd hate myself.

If he notices, me: running running running running running running

If he doesn't notice: still running. Why am I that close to Renekton?

I punch his shin (which probably has the consistency of granite, so I yelp in pain).

He proceeds to punt me into the horizon and I disappear in a small glint of light, Team Rocket style.

Let's see, out of my usual four...

- I don't think he'd even feel it. And I'd have a laser pointed at my face if I tried. Naaaaah. - Heh. Heh heh. Eheheheh. No. - Nice armor. I like my hand intact. Socks in the gut and runs out of Dark Binding range before she gets her breath back, then hides behind Kayle.

COO COO

wall to the face

FUCK

O__O'

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYPLZDONTEATME!!!

jiggle "Hey stop that. That's rude."

Yeah I'm dead.

He doesn't care and now I have to go get treated for 3rd degree burns. Awesome idea.

Break my hand on her abs of steel

: Explodes into knives.

... stupid clones

I feel really, really guilty. Then probably cry a bit.

What? Her? Hell no! You have any idea how pissed off would be if I hit his sister like that?

Aw come on man, I'm gonna go to court for this.

I'd rather not.

... Uh.....it was an accid- SLAMMED INTO WALL

Rewinds time to block my punch, and proceed to beat the crap out of me.

Punch with all my might is this what passes for a punch?!

I dont even think he has either

Well uh... I guess you really can't milk those, heh heh... [Headbutt Pulverize combo with ]

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B-but how could you hit this face ? BibleThump

uhhh...

Hit him the first time, he rewinds, swing the second time only to get sidestepped and take his bat to the face/gut as sweet irony.

mustache blocks 99% dmg then mocks me saying "If at first you don't succeed, please tell me what it's like."

ughh

he would catch it before it hit him.