Every Champion in a pistachio shell

This list describes mostly things I dont like about each champion, Ill make all a positive version later (maybe :P)

hell froze over.....he's still lifestealing through all of your damage foxy in all meanings of the word I can't hold all of these gap closers Walks under tower, doesn't notice that q hitbox tho No moving,anywhere,ever. counterplay lane bully and hyper carry extrodinaire this ult helps teamates as often as it kills them hooked,knocked up,silenced,gangbanged the only ability your allies will body block for you will be this guy's ult claps try and get a cs, I dare you toxic LET ME USE MY SKILL ABILITY ON YOU if you are within my vision radius i can hurt you letme just get all ma hp back with a q before soundly dunking alllll over your face THE MOON HAS RISEN cries when sees executioners calling is back ahem* DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN you arent straight tank? I landed ult on you? Oh. That means that you ran out of that life thing didn't you? stunbot NEVA GONNA FAND MEH AP ezreal should be nerfed CAWCAWCAWACWCAWACWCAWAWCCWACAWCAWACWACWACWACWWCAWCAACWACWACW I just reposted your everything ability troll pole we all remember this guy from URF mode WHOOOOSSSS HIDING IN BUSHES AND COMING FOR YOUU??? CRIT RUNES GANGPLANK!! Justice! For DEMMMMAAAAAAACIAAAAAAA! ever been kited to death and CCed to death by the same champion? come join my team for a drink You thought you beat AD carries by being in melee range? THINK AGAIN! the drive-by trample with homeguards Raise your what? Better nerf janna could do zero damage with everything and still be an LCS pick An AD carry's worst nightmare don't worry, he doesn't need a real weapon his q is either the most devastating poke in the game or the most pathetic fizzle noise you had better hope you have cc The sight of Karma fills me with primal rage, she is literally my most disliked champion skittles you might as well forget that walls even exist on this guy the roam bot lane IM INVINCIBRU the heart of the storm the stalking predator You get a trynd ult and your get a trynd ult, you all get rynd ults! godmaw remember when she had a silence? insec the first thing i think of when someone mentions leona is leona flailing her umbrella around (emote spam OP) endangered species blade If I could get one champion removed from LoL it would be this little rat, I dislike karma more but I see Lulu more often on who isn't an overconfident or troll buy rock solid AIDS I am groot Unless master yi gets a mordekaiser level rework (please no) he will always be the scourge of solo queue more bullets than an Arnold Schwarzenegger film Don't let CertainlyT work on his next rework A little too much unique utility options Ctrl 4 They will qq while I q His anchor weighs him and his enemies down max range spears, nough said the eternal nightmare don't go near that bush In most cases the answer to an OP champ is CC making 5 man shockwaves since 2011 Mantheon No stoppy like nidalee, but a bird ok oh rek'sai, you used to deal damage season 3 top lane meta in a nutshell jumpscare kitty broken like her sword the manmelter teammelter Faker 2015 the terror of the cinder hulk meta chasing this guy is an exercise in patience sated shyvana is always hungry don't chase THEY ARE WORMS take your waveclear somewhere else nobody likes you the glory days of legend of the poro king nobody can hear her poke might as well not exist for the enemy team who needs strategy when you can just morph and eat them? ballls Must be killed twice blade dance Truly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDIAGsCOWD8 like blitzcrank except he brings his team to you basewrecker if you leave lane your turret is gone RNJesus Absent outside of LCS " "
Auto attack the game I know of no reason that the gunpowder treason should ever be fUrgot
like jace but more annoying Gosu yes he has 1500 AP GEOMETRY first break their face mage kha'zix full combo,pool,full combo, zhonyas, full combo ok now you can start to inflict permanent damage on him builds literally no damage but can still 2v1 for the first 30 minutes the least fun you will ever have jukong you dont even need to be in my vision radius for me to kill you an AD carry's other nightmare if (ultlanded=true){ fight=won} else{ fight=lost} who? the outplay kabewm can't kilean none shall escape my grasp (except gangplank)