I main Xerath, who I know some people absolutely hate because of his laning phase. Now, I normally understand the complaints to some degree, but then I found this gem from a D5:
You know, i might even consider his Q somewhat reasonable, but then there comes W, that has no charging MS slow and is certainly undodgable without blinks/dashes while having just as much range and some CC to add more kicks.
Slamurai Jack21 votesMine is a combo package, for irony.
"Stupid faceroll freelo champ, pure cancer."
"Stupid worthless champ, always feeds, gg thx for free loss."
Zenthon Prime17 votesShould have added this one:
"that damage is so broken" -Enemy Vayne, late-game
Drackolus14 votes
Raka's rework made her garbage.
Or, what I got once in a ranked
"No, not raka. Leo. Thresh. Someone with CC."
ooh, or a week after the rework "SORAKA GIVE ME MANA WTF"
freeformline2 votesI feel you on the last one. I had an Ezreal ask me for mana back in January or February or so, and was really surprised when I threw a weird purple circle under him. He hadn't played for a while, so he didn't hear about the rework, and apparently didn't notice that all of my abilities looked and behaved differently. It turned out well and he was a good guy, but it was pretty funny in the moment.
Drackolus2 votesWhat made my experience so annoying to me is it was 12 minutes in... and he had seen me use equinox, starcall, and astral infusion. He could have easily deduced that I can no longer grant mana =P
Battlecast Sona4 votesSoraka new utility scaling: gains a fourth non-ultimate ability. somehow. =P
Hinro Honato4 votes
Or, what I got once in a ranked
"No, not raka. Leo. Thresh. Someone with CC."
ooh, or a week after the rework "SORAKA GIVE ME MANA WTF"
I still ask sorakas for mana :x I know it's not there but I needs it.
freeformline1 votesI know, man. It really made for some cool lane strategies. I miss Soraka-Urgot and things like that.
InSingedWeTrust12 votes
"He does no dmg, pls don't pick him we need a DPS tank. Go Irelia pls."
"pls don't pick Heimer he's so useless you're gonna lose so hard" - Vs Darius in top lane.
Rinky Dinky2 votesTo be fair, heimer cannot withstand the iron D U N K if he gets pulled~
If darius doesn't get crippled by the turrets first.... shivers
Spooky Spooker2 votesif darius pulls a turret...
thanks for helping me push
Mecha MaIphite11 votesWhy would you rush triforce?
...
Champion Skin1 votesThat's like... I don't even... like.. like what else would Jax rush?
GanksLikeGast0n6 votes
Is also acceptable
CubedJustice7 votes
"Mundo is so OP. omfg he does so much damage and heals 1000 health a second" Says 
toe thief7 votesAfter the Sion rework:
"SION FKING HEAL ME I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU OMG REPORT SION"
...
Nagirah6 votes
"Lux is a noob champ" Ignore the fact that she is immobile and is nothing but skillshots.
Yulen Xoshxius2 votesAlthough her skillshots are pretty easy to land compared to a lot of champs and can go through minons(though her Q can only go through 2)
Leti the Yeti6 votes
Nasus will carry us late game
fk no I wont, his late game is overrated
Trick2g-
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAH BITCH, I'MA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
about sums it up
Champion Skin2 votesWell Nasus win rate peak at mid game... since then his durability compared to the enemy ADC is at it's highest (usually) and he usually has enough stacks to melt most people
And well teamfights really isn't Nasus thing.... as there is so much CC which causes lots of problems for him however he can be a beast at split pushing and 1v1 however he doesn't have any escape so he shouldn't split push unless he has good ward coverage or his team is in position to take another objective if more then 1 person is sent to deal with Nasus
Castanean6 votesI once had 
tell me how 
is "Broken." Her build consisted of pure AP items like Rabadon's, Luden's and such. No MR or health at all. I don't even think she had Zhonya's...
... That counts, right?
Robotic Dolphin5 votes"You have no AP, why are you doing so much damage wtf!"
Only Play Darius4 votes
"Yi takes no skill to use."
Tired of hearing this every single fucking game I do remotely well.
Kitty Darkstar2 votesI never understood this. I've tried playing as Yi, and all I did was feed.
I even fed the jungle monsters, that's how bad I was.
Yiu1133 votes
"Dude, he's so easy to play, just run in and press R."
warpenguin5553 votes
this garbage Gnar cant even beat a Pantheon what a retard
Blue Moon Wolf8 votes
I do believe that is fiddlesticks sir
Zirzon3 votesPerhaps that's why it was a stupid response, because the guy called him Gnar when he was Fiddlesticks!?! (gasps)
warpenguin5554 votes[{quoted}](name=Blue Moon Wolf,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=oOmVjJQ8,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2015-04-27T04:50:40.616+0000)
I do believe that is fiddlesticks sir
ya it was fiddlesticks saying this to me i was gnar
Letsgetcooking3 votes
is weak other supports outclass him.
Look, idk about you, but i often just jump on the enemy, alone, just for the sheer satisfaction of not dying. You just see your screen have a red heart attack from all the attacks you take, but you're still there.
Also, my team got baron while you guys were killing me instead of contesting.
Also, i can dive at lvl 6 an healthy adc and his support and walk away(or be the only one dead) with two assists.
revliledpembroke3 votes"OMG Your stun is so unfair." Said about 
by a . I guess he was used to the League of Zed kills whatever he wants, not the League of LEGENDS.
Spooky Spooker2 votesSo true m8. I got complaints for my e hitting them even though i hit a minion. It went like this
Brand only won the 1v1 cuz of a bug, he E'd a minion it hit me. WTF bugfix pls rito.
Wheatloaf3 votesSaw a mobafire guide call Vel'Koz broken OP and say he was going to get nerfed soon (around the time of his release).
NBNeil3 votes"broken OP" my ass lmao I main 
and I'm kiting 99% of the time. What's broken is my team not understanding that GLASS CANNON doesn't mean "push me to the front of the fight!! I'm tank guise!!!"
WeFlyNoLie3 votes
"That stupid silence!!!" - Its my only form of CC and I have to be in melee range to apply it. (or burn flash)
"Why are you building black cleaver? Go tank!" -Do you want me to be completely useless?
Mercury Knyght2 votesPersonally I build crit movespeed garen. The drive-by assassin.
soulbanana83 votes Vs
: wow, it's impossible to escape Master Yi.
Oh, the irony.
Akeydel3 votes
doesn't scale into the late game.
Really...? Are ya sure?
Fasmodey2 votesThis quote is from lolwiki. Some people got mad because of their getting rekt.
insaiyanbacca1 votesi was once told shaco was easy to play by someone i then told him to go play a shaco game and i would spectate he failed so hard i was laughing so much. he wasnt even counter picked or anything
SpecterVonBaren3 votesTo be fair, I actually enjoy Shaco quite a lot but even when I first played him I did pretty good. I think it's just that some people can take to a champ easier than others.
freeformline3 votesThis is true. I took to Nami like a fish to water (sorry), but I've been having trouble learning Janna because her whole pattern of play is alien to me.
biomaster1 votes
- Can't teamfight. I can't speak for ap shaco but when your ad shaco and can 2 shot the ad carry during teamfights I can't help but sarcastically ask if they still want me to split push.
Akeydel1 votesTheres a difference between assassinating a high-priority target and teamfighting. The latter usually involves attacking more than one person, for more than 3 seconds.
biomaster1 votesso killing an enemy adc during a teamfight is not me participating in the teamfight? Plus I do usually go onto the support/apc after the adc?
Akeydel1 votesThat's not what i'm saying. I'm saying shaco doesn't excel in teamfights. 5v5 (you know a team fight) is the worst time for him to do what he does best: kill their squishy carries. Thats all that people mean when they say Shaco can't teamfight. Compared to all the other parts of his game, teamfighting is one of the weakest.
PL551 votes
"Don't pick Amumu pick Sej she is Amumu with an early game" Ok. But I'm much better with Amumu so let me pick who I want.
KDA Michael1 votesI prefer Amumu to Sej myself. His ult is way more reliable, and a bit more useful even. His bandage toss isn't that hard to hit either, as long as you are used to it.
Takeuchi 171 votesI'm playing as 
destroying mid lane
: omg malz is so broken and annoying.
meanwhile, she walked into every q and w, didnt realize my e jumps after it kills a target and wouldnt move away while my voidlings were eating her....she also tried to jump on me under tower when i had my ult up
largefish1 votes
"How is there 2 of u stop hacking"