The dumbest quotes you've ever seen regarding your main

Zenthon Prime·4/27/2015, 2:41:09 AM·10 votes·3,512 views

I main Xerath, who I know some people absolutely hate because of his laning phase. Now, I normally understand the complaints to some degree, but then I found this gem from a D5:

You know, i might even consider his Q somewhat reasonable, but then there comes W, that has no charging MS slow and is certainly undodgable without blinks/dashes while having just as much range and some CC to add more kicks.

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98 Comments

Slamurai Jack4/27/2015, 6:57:23 AM21 votes

Mine is a combo package, for irony.

Yasuo "Stupid faceroll freelo champ, pure cancer." Yasuo "Stupid worthless champ, always feeds, gg thx for free loss."

Zenthon Prime4/27/2015, 2:49:41 AM17 votes

Should have added this one: Varus "that damage is so broken" -Enemy Vayne, late-game

Drackolus4/27/2015, 8:37:12 AM14 votes

Soraka Raka's rework made her garbage.

Or, what I got once in a ranked

"No, not raka. Leo. Thresh. Someone with CC."

ooh, or a week after the rework "SORAKA GIVE ME MANA WTF"

InSingedWeTrust4/27/2015, 2:44:42 AM12 votes

Singed "He does no dmg, pls don't pick him we need a DPS tank. Go Irelia pls."

Heimerdinger "pls don't pick Heimer he's so useless you're gonna lose so hard" - Vs Darius in top lane.

Mecha MaIphite4/27/2015, 11:03:33 AM11 votes

Why would you rush triforce?

Jax ...

toe thief4/27/2015, 1:28:23 PM7 votes

After the Sion rework: Nocturne "SION FKING HEAL ME I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU OMG REPORT SION" Sion ...

CubedJustice4/27/2015, 3:32:14 AM7 votes

DrMundo "Mundo is so OP. omfg he does so much damage and heals 1000 health a second" Says Zed

Nagirah4/27/2015, 6:24:06 AM6 votes

Lux "Lux is a noob champ" Ignore the fact that she is immobile and is nothing but skillshots.

Castanean4/27/2015, 12:43:18 PM6 votes

I once had Nidalee tell me how Veigar is "Broken." Her build consisted of pure AP items like Rabadon's, Luden's and such. No MR or health at all. I don't even think she had Zhonya's...

... That counts, right?

Leti the Yeti4/27/2015, 11:01:55 AM6 votes

Nasus

Nasus will carry us late game

fk no I wont, his late game is overrated Udyr

Trick2g-

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAH BITCH, I'MA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

about sums it up

Robotic Dolphin4/27/2015, 9:09:02 PM5 votes

"You have no AP, why are you doing so much damage wtf!"

Ryze

Only Play Darius4/27/2015, 4:35:04 AM4 votes

MasterYi "Yi takes no skill to use."

Tired of hearing this every single fucking game I do remotely well.

revliledpembroke4/27/2015, 1:23:26 PM3 votes

"OMG Your stun is so unfair." Said about Brand by a Zed. I guess he was used to the League of Zed kills whatever he wants, not the League of LEGENDS.

Letsgetcooking4/27/2015, 5:23:44 AM3 votes

Alistar is weak other supports outclass him.

Look, idk about you, but i often just jump on the enemy, alone, just for the sheer satisfaction of not dying. You just see your screen have a red heart attack from all the attacks you take, but you're still there.

Also, my team got baron while you guys were killing me instead of contesting.

Also, i can dive at lvl 6 an healthy adc and his support and walk away(or be the only one dead) with two assists.

warpenguin5554/27/2015, 3:20:04 AM3 votes

Fiddlesticks this garbage Gnar cant even beat a Pantheon what a retard

Yiu1134/27/2015, 3:14:52 AM3 votes

Karthus "Dude, he's so easy to play, just run in and press R."

Wheatloaf4/27/2015, 2:28:53 PM3 votes

Saw a mobafire guide call Vel'Koz broken OP and say he was going to get nerfed soon (around the time of his release).

WeFlyNoLie4/27/2015, 3:11:45 PM3 votes

Garen "That stupid silence!!!" - Its my only form of CC and I have to be in melee range to apply it. (or burn flash) "Why are you building black cleaver? Go tank!" -Do you want me to be completely useless?

soulbanana84/27/2015, 4:03:00 PM3 votes

MasterYi Vs Nidalee Nidalee : wow, it's impossible to escape Master Yi. Oh, the irony.

Akeydel4/27/2015, 6:03:29 PM3 votes

Gangplank doesn't scale into the late game.

Really...? Are ya sure?

Fasmodey4/27/2015, 10:29:58 AM2 votes

This quote is from lolwiki. Some people got mad because of their getting rekt.

Takeuchi 174/28/2015, 1:53:02 PM1 votes

I'm playing as Malzahar destroying mid lane

Nidalee : omg malz is so broken and annoying.

meanwhile, she walked into every q and w, didnt realize my e jumps after it kills a target and wouldnt move away while my voidlings were eating her....she also tried to jump on me under tower when i had my ult up

largefish4/29/2015, 3:46:01 PM1 votes

Yorick "How is there 2 of u stop hacking"

biomaster4/27/2015, 1:37:27 PM1 votes

Shaco - Can't teamfight. I can't speak for ap shaco but when your ad shaco and can 2 shot the ad carry during teamfights I can't help but sarcastically ask if they still want me to split push.

PL554/27/2015, 6:55:40 PM1 votes

Amumu "Don't pick Amumu pick Sej she is Amumu with an early game" Ok. But I'm much better with Amumu so let me pick who I want.

insaiyanbacca4/27/2015, 5:24:05 AM1 votes

i was once told shaco was easy to play by someone i then told him to go play a shaco game and i would spectate he failed so hard i was laughing so much. he wasnt even counter picked or anything