"I literally spew venom, why does everyone always forget about me?"
You expected your first blood to be your 4 man dive bot, but it was me, Twisted Fate!
You expected the toplaner to tp gank botlane, but it was I, Twisted Fate!
You forgot

7- People who complain on boards.
You forgot people who call a role thats already been called. Then lock the role forcing the person who called it to pick a different champ. Had an asshole garen do that. AND THEN after i changed my hero (he was already locked in garen) he says "top :)" like a smug ass