Post an embarrassing/funny aspect of a Champion

darkdill·9/25/2014, 6:56:21 PM·6 votes·2,225 views

Because everyone's got skeletons in their closets. (Doesn't matter if your "rumor" is true or not; it just has to be funny.)

Lux : Has a major flat-chest complex. Tries to compensate with her breastplate or by wearing padding.

Leona : Terrible at cooking, but keeps trying. Once made Pantheon sick for a month with one of her dishes.

Vi : Has a weakness to cute things, especially Poros.

MissFortune : Often buys cosplay costumes that are too small for her when she's drunk. Tries often to get the other League women to wear them (cosplay fetish).

Teemo : Has a hobby of peeping on the ladies when they're bathing at hot springs. Gets caught by Tristana a lot (usually resulting in a beating).

Orianna : Always wonders why no one cares that she doesn't wear clothing.

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Peyote Coyote9/27/2014, 7:03:30 AM9 votes

Volibear : Paranoid of static shock from door handles, light switches, VCR's, etc... Braum : Skips leg day. Chogath : Isn't even hungry, he just eats to try and fill that void. Sejuani : Prefers top. -nudge wink- Kennen : Believes every word Vel'Koz says. Nautilus : Uses WD-40. Rammus: Afraid of ending up like Ammumu, he can't tell anybody "no". Maokai : Lives in the woods to avoid accusations of child abuse. Kayle : Favorite songs include: "You found me", "How to Save a Life" and "Over My Head" Zac : Fakes self-confidence. When he looks in the mirror all he sees is a blob. Rengar : Wishes he was younger then Nidalee... Garen : Fascinated by laundry machines. Teemo : Is not dead. Vladimir : That's tomato juice in his cup. Gangplank : Uses torrents obsessively.

Final GirI9/25/2014, 8:03:12 PM5 votes

Urgot : Do I have to say anything embarrassing or is his picture enough?

John Do39/25/2014, 7:02:53 PM5 votes

Jinx : Still sleeps with a clockwork monkey. Ahri : Got arrested for sneaking into a Piltover chicken coop. DrMundo : Had issues renewing his license to practice medicine. Amumu : Got stopped for illegally transporting money under his bandages.

Pika3109/25/2014, 10:50:25 PM4 votes

Janna : Secretly admires Sona's hair, so she dyed her own blue and tied it back in a ponytail.

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Pika3109/26/2014, 2:52:58 AM4 votes

Sona : The quietest and most well-mannered child ever, she never made a single sound while growing up.

Decrit9/26/2014, 12:16:13 PM4 votes

Janna : several "private" pics of her leaked all over the League. Too bad it' s from the old JoJ, but i hope it remains canon xD

Astral Zephyroro9/26/2014, 9:27:56 PM4 votes

Brand : it burns when he takes a leak.

TheSeltzerBaron9/27/2014, 3:46:19 AM4 votes

Malzahar : Known to sell rugs in his spare time. Garen : Has a thing for red-heads. Lissandra : Cold as a witch's... well, I think you know that one. Caitlyn : Once missed an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger. Taric : Secretly shops at Wal-Mart Zilean : Has no need for DVR.

Dreddeth9/27/2014, 7:51:13 AM4 votes

I'll go for the low-hanging fruit.

Velkoz: Had an illustrious film career in Japan.

Hecarim: Writes My Little Pony fanfics, ships Pinkie Pie and Discord.

Renekton: Cries every time someone brings up Steve Irwin's death.

Tryndamere: Is an expert Bonsai gardener.

Jax: Beneath Jax's mask, there is only another fist.

Sona: Explodes into fits of vile profanity when she thinks nobody can hear her.

Caitlyn and Jinx are tsundere and yandere, respectively, for Vi, who is caught in the middle.

Nocturne: Sleeps with the hall light on and the door cracked open.

Mordekaiser: Listens to J-Pop.

Annie: Plays Call of Duty, and acts like every other pre-teen on Call of Duty.

Lux: Goes to raves in her off time.

Diana: Has several hundred arrests on record for "mooning."

Astral Zephyroro9/27/2014, 8:50:48 PM4 votes

Corki : Terrified of heights Maokai Secretly enjoys bonfires Fizz Is a terrible swimmer.

John Do39/28/2014, 2:58:29 AM4 votes

Lucian : Misses 50% of the time, so adopted quantity over quality Elise : Favorite color is yellow. Orianna : Once had Heimerdinger do her tune up. Unfortunately, there were spare parts afterwards. Heimerdinger : Programed Orianna to hack piltover cable, and now gets free tv for life. Viktor and Jayce: settled their differences years ago. They only keep up the rivalry for appearances, and hold a chess match every week. Viktor : Preprograms himself with Master AI for chess games. Jayce still can't figure out why he always loses.

John Do39/25/2014, 11:54:20 PM3 votes

Fizz : Allergic to seafood. Zed : Is self conscious about his permanent acne.

IRLRenekton9/30/2014, 8:44:22 PM3 votes

Ezreal Isn't gay but isn't a man to say no, much to his embarrassment. (If you get that joke you deserve a cookie)

Malphite can't save his friends, despite having such big, strong, hands

Rengar didn't always live in the jungle, but he ran away from civilization because all of the kids would always make pussy jokes around him

soylent shipment9/25/2014, 10:41:25 PM2 votes

Aatrox - Compensates for his small feet ;) with huge sword.

amonkeybutt10/7/2014, 6:26:29 PM2 votes

Alistar Didnt know what "filet mignon" was.

Ryze His tattoos are actually cover ups from previous lover's names

MasterYi Had no insurance for a prescription, so he just stole them all. Is still unsure which pair is the right one.

Yasuo Everyone knows when he eats certain foods....

Fiddlesticks Tried to smoke once. The summer spell summoner 14 was born.

Katarina Has a blood fetish. Is forever alone.

Leona Has several forms of skin cancer from UV exposure.

Blitzcrank Into...well. Q. Has an occasional fling with Katarina

Fizz Is a little glad his people are gone, no one to remember his male stripper career.

Ahri Read her first victim's porno mags. Assumed this was how all humans behave.

Soraka Actually hates bananas after having her horn stuck in a tree, all she could eat for three days where the fallen fruit.

Rammus Gives terrible hugs.

Spiritun10/5/2014, 11:02:40 PM2 votes

Katarina : Is actually trangender.

Yoshi Boshi9/27/2014, 2:00:24 AM2 votes

Darius : Good at dunking donuts, not basketballs.

Auryiel9/27/2014, 3:06:19 AM2 votes

Xerath : Only has 1 outfit

Edasich10/6/2014, 2:00:23 AM2 votes

Fiddlesticks : Once lost his head in a corn maze; when he finally found it, crows were using the stuffing to make a nest.

John Do310/8/2014, 2:05:38 AM1 votes

Trundle : Self conscious about his nose Karthus : Can't actually come up with lyrics, so he just does opera Azir : Takes 5-hour showers. (sand gets in every nook and cranny in shurima.) Veigar : Isn't really evil, just has to pretend so he can get mommy's attention.

Magic Spoon Lord10/7/2014, 6:42:10 PM1 votes

Lulu Can't actually taste purple.

Darius Didn't make the basketball team tryouts in college.

weihe12310/3/2014, 2:15:42 PM1 votes

Sona : Is actually very violent on the inside. (don't piss her off!!!)

Ahri: got 10 felony charges for raping 10 men outside a bar.

Garen : likes rubber duckies

Social Justice 110/6/2014, 12:16:46 AM1 votes

Draven Saving up for statue of self. Called Noxus about putting it in a city street. Maokai Waxes his bush Tryndamere Takes orders from Ashe , who is creative with that true ice bow