Post an embarrassing/funny aspect of a Champion
Because everyone's got skeletons in their closets. (Doesn't matter if your "rumor" is true or not; it just has to be funny.)
: Has a major flat-chest complex. Tries to compensate with her breastplate or by wearing padding.
: Terrible at cooking, but keeps trying. Once made Pantheon sick for a month with one of her dishes.
: Has a weakness to cute things, especially Poros.
: Often buys cosplay costumes that are too small for her when she's drunk. Tries often to get the other League women to wear them (cosplay fetish).
: Has a hobby of peeping on the ladies when they're bathing at hot springs. Gets caught by Tristana a lot (usually resulting in a beating).
: Always wonders why no one cares that she doesn't wear clothing.
: Paranoid of static shock from door handles, light switches, VCR's, etc...
: Skips leg day.
: Isn't even hungry, he just eats to try and fill that void.
: Prefers top. -nudge wink-
: Believes every word Vel'Koz says.
: Uses WD-40.
: Afraid of ending up like Ammumu, he can't tell anybody "no".
: Lives in the woods to avoid accusations of child abuse.
: Favorite songs include: "You found me", "How to Save a Life" and "Over My Head"
: Fakes self-confidence. When he looks in the mirror all he sees is a blob.
: Wishes he was younger then Nidalee...
: Fascinated by laundry machines.
: That's tomato juice in his cup.
: Uses torrents obsessively.
: Do I have to say anything embarrassing or is his picture enough?
: Still sleeps with a clockwork monkey.
: Got arrested for sneaking into a Piltover chicken coop.
: Had issues renewing his license to practice medicine.
: Got stopped for illegally transporting money under his bandages.
: Secretly admires Sona's hair, so she dyed her own blue and tied it back in a ponytail.
: The quietest and most well-mannered child ever, she never made a single sound while growing up.
: it burns when he takes a leak.
: Known to sell rugs in his spare time.
: Cold as a witch's... well, I think you know that one.
: Once missed an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.
: Secretly shops at Wal-Mart
: Has no need for DVR.
: Had an illustrious film career in Japan.
: Writes My Little Pony fanfics, ships Pinkie Pie and Discord.
: Cries every time someone brings up Steve Irwin's death.
: Is an expert Bonsai gardener.
: Beneath Jax's mask, there is only another fist.
: Sleeps with the hall light on and the door cracked open.
: Listens to J-Pop.
: Plays Call of Duty, and acts like every other pre-teen on Call of Duty.
: Has several hundred arrests on record for "mooning."
: Terrified of heights
Is a terrible swimmer.
: Misses 50% of the time, so adopted quantity over quality
: Favorite color is yellow.
do her tune up. Unfortunately, there were spare parts afterwards.
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: settled their differences years ago. They only keep up the rivalry for appearances, and hold a chess match every week.
: Is self conscious about his permanent acne.
Isn't gay but isn't a man to say no, much to his embarrassment. (If you get that joke you deserve a cookie)
can't save his friends, despite having such big, strong, hands
- Compensates for his small feet ;) with huge sword.
Didnt know what "filet mignon" was.
His tattoos are actually cover ups from previous lover's names
Had no insurance for a prescription, so he just stole them all. Is still unsure which pair is the right one.
Everyone knows when he eats certain foods....
Tried to smoke once. The summer spell
Has a blood fetish. Is forever alone.
Into...well. Q. Has an occasional fling with
Actually hates bananas after having her horn stuck in a tree, all she could eat for three days where the fallen fruit.
: Good at dunking donuts, not basketballs.
: Only has 1 outfit
: Self conscious about his nose
: Can't actually come up with lyrics, so he just does opera
: Takes 5-hour showers. (sand gets in every nook and cranny in shurima.)
: Isn't really evil, just has to pretend so he can get mommy's attention.
Can't actually taste purple.
Saving up for statue of self. Called Noxus about putting it in a city street.
, who is creative with that true ice bow