Post an embarrassing/funny aspect of a Champion
Because everyone's got skeletons in their closets. (Doesn't matter if your "rumor" is true or not; it just has to be funny.)
: Has a major flat-chest complex. Tries to compensate with her breastplate or by wearing padding.
: Terrible at cooking, but keeps trying. Once made Pantheon sick for a month with one of her dishes.
: Has a weakness to cute things, especially Poros.
: Often buys cosplay costumes that are too small for her when she's drunk. Tries often to get the other League women to wear them (cosplay fetish).
: Has a hobby of peeping on the ladies when they're bathing at hot springs. Gets caught by Tristana a lot (usually resulting in a beating).
: Always wonders why no one cares that she doesn't wear clothing.
: Paranoid of static shock from door handles, light switches, VCR's, etc...
: Skips leg day.
: Isn't even hungry, he just eats to try and fill that void.
: Prefers top. -nudge wink-
: Believes every word Vel'Koz says.
: Uses WD-40.
: Afraid of ending up like Ammumu, he can't tell anybody "no".
: Lives in the woods to avoid accusations of child abuse.
: Favorite songs include: "You found me", "How to Save a Life" and "Over My Head"
: Fakes self-confidence. When he looks in the mirror all he sees is a blob.
: Wishes he was younger then Nidalee...
: Fascinated by laundry machines.
: That's tomato juice in his cup.
: Uses torrents obsessively.
: Still sleeps with a clockwork monkey.
: Got arrested for sneaking into a Piltover chicken coop.
: Had issues renewing his license to practice medicine.
: Got stopped for illegally transporting money under his bandages.
: Do I have to say anything embarrassing or is his picture enough?
: Secretly admires Sona's hair, so she dyed her own blue and tied it back in a ponytail.
: The quietest and most well-mannered child ever, she never made a single sound while growing up.
: it burns when he takes a leak.
: Known to sell rugs in his spare time.
: Cold as a witch's... well, I think you know that one.
: Once missed an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.
: Secretly shops at Wal-Mart
: Has no need for DVR.
: Had an illustrious film career in Japan.
: Writes My Little Pony fanfics, ships Pinkie Pie and Discord.
: Cries every time someone brings up Steve Irwin's death.
: Is an expert Bonsai gardener.
: Beneath Jax's mask, there is only another fist.
: Sleeps with the hall light on and the door cracked open.
: Listens to J-Pop.
: Plays Call of Duty, and acts like every other pre-teen on Call of Duty.
: Has several hundred arrests on record for "mooning."
: Terrified of heights
Is a terrible swimmer.
: Misses 50% of the time, so adopted quantity over quality
: Favorite color is yellow.
do her tune up. Unfortunately, there were spare parts afterwards.
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: settled their differences years ago. They only keep up the rivalry for appearances, and hold a chess match every week.
: Is self conscious about his permanent acne.
Isn't gay but isn't a man to say no, much to his embarrassment. (If you get that joke you deserve a cookie)
can't save his friends, despite having such big, strong, hands
- Compensates for his small feet ;) with huge sword.
- Daddy wanted a boy
- Food just goes right through him
: Good at dunking donuts, not basketballs.
: Only has 1 outfit
: Is actually trangender.
: Once lost his head in a corn maze; when he finally found it, crows were using the stuffing to make a nest.
Didnt know what "filet mignon" was.
His tattoos are actually cover ups from previous lover's names
Had no insurance for a prescription, so he just stole them all. Is still unsure which pair is the right one.
Everyone knows when he eats certain foods....
Into...well. Q. Has an occasional fling with
Actually hates bananas after having her horn stuck in a tree, all she could eat for three days where the fallen fruit.
Saving up for statue of self. Called Noxus about putting it in a city street.
, who is creative with that true ice bow
Can't actually taste purple.
: Self conscious about his nose
: Can't actually come up with lyrics, so he just does opera
: Takes 5-hour showers. (sand gets in every nook and cranny in shurima.)
: Isn't really evil, just has to pretend so he can get mommy's attention.