The Lore Equation

I'm glad you're here gentlemen.

You see, the lore updates and events have been happening with increased frequency. Three years ago, we had an event. And then another two years ago. And then two one year ago. Just this past year we've had two events.

According to my calculation, we are steadily working to the point where we could see a "double" lore event. From there, a triple. We could very well reach the point where we have a lore event every twelve seconds.

Gentlemen, this is serious.