Which Champion(s) do you think fit the "Lethal Chef" trope?

Champions can't be good at everything, otherwise you just end up with total Gary Stu's or Mary Sue's. To that end, who among the roster do you think is an absolutely awful cook? As in, if you try to eat something they made, you'll probably have to go to the hospital.

My thoughts:

- Everything she serves is burnt to a crisp.

- No duh, she's laced it with poison.

- If his grog (which can burn a hole through the floor) is anything to go by...

- Best thing you should hope from her is something from a can. And even that's a gamble.