Oh noes! Lux has been kidnapped!

darkdill·Mar 30, 2015·20 votes·3,218 views

Who abducted her, and who's out to save her?

My picks!

Abductor:

Rescuer:

54 Comments

TrylobyteMar 30, 201573 votes

Kayle "Garen, your sister's been kidnapped. We think-" Garen "Eh. Whatever." Kayle "...what?" Garen "Anything else? I'd like to finish this crossword puzzle." JarvanIV "Don't you care that your sister's been kidnapped?" Shyvana "Why should he? She's annoying, running around laughing all the time and constantly leaving all the lights on." Kayle "But she's your sis-" Shyvana "Like you're one to talk." Garen "Ooo, burned."

Katarina "Can't you make her SHUT UP?!" Talon "I've tried every gag, every restraint, everything I know, it just won't stop!" Lux EEEEHEEHEEHHEHE! AAHAHAHAHA! "For the love of Noxus when will those Demacians try to rescue her?!" Leblanc "They're not going to." Swain "This is NOT going according to plan!" Lux HEEHEEHEE! EHEHEHEHE! Katarina Talon Swain AAAAAAAGH!

junglerboy16Mar 30, 201551 votes

If only Talon still had his silence...

Chaotic ReksMar 30, 20159 votes

RIOT'S GONNA NEED TO GO ON A 3 YEAR JOURNEY TO FIND THE AVATAR TO RECOVER FROM THAT BURN summoner 1 summoner 7

DreddethApr 1, 20152 votes

There's a demotivational for that.

MrTheFlame69Mar 30, 20154 votes

Too soon... item 3070 Talon

junglerboy16Mar 30, 20151 votes

it's been 4 months already, Too soon ended in January.

Ancestor007Mar 31, 20151 votes

Kata needs a silence. /sarcasm

Warrior of IoniaMar 30, 20152 votes

{quoted}

"Garen, your sister's been kidnapped. We think-" "Eh. Whatever." "...what?" "Anything else? I'd like to finish this crossword puzzle." "Don't you care that your sister's been kidnapped?" "Why should he? She's annoying, running around laughing all the time and constantly leaving all the lights on." "But she's your sis-" "Like you're one to talk." "Ooo, burned."

"Can't you make her SHUT UP?!" "I've tried every gag, every restraint, everything I know, it just won't stop!" EEEEHEEHEEHHEHE! AAHAHAHAHA! "For the love of Noxus when will those Demacians try to rescue her?!" "They're not going to." "This is NOT going according to plan!" HEEHEEHEE! EHEHEHEHE! AAAAAAAGH!

Im happy i got to see this

Ryu the firstMar 31, 20151 votes

lolol

Seth LightheartMar 30, 201525 votes

Abductor: Shaco Rapist: Jinx

darkdillMar 30, 20155 votes

Lux : "KYAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

junglerboy16Mar 30, 20157 votes

This thread got dark really fast... Ironic isn't it?

Seth LightheartMar 30, 201510 votes

Nocturne : Darknesss

Ayame IsakiMar 30, 201522 votes

Abductor: Akali Rescuer: Akali

"All things in balance!"

Dangerous ManMar 31, 20152 votes

"Balance" You say...

AriafluxMar 30, 201513 votes

Abductor: Kayle

Rescuer: Morgana

Morgana Lux duo lanes are just so fun.

IwfiKe3qjMMar 31, 20151 votes

double snare... isn't it??? their Q combo... if timed right can snare you for 4-5 seconds... at least 3 seconds with Tenacity...

Their Q + Morgana W + Lux E + Their Ult = Goodbye Squishies

Dangerous ManMar 31, 20151 votes

IKR I main Morgana and Lux

Blue Moon WolfMar 30, 20159 votes

Abductor: Gnar

Rescuer: Urgot

junglerboy16Mar 30, 201513 votes

And then Lux is diagnosed with Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with Gnar, instead of the brave soul that rescued her.

Sad Urgot is sad item 3070 Urgot

ActuallyArrowMar 30, 20157 votes

Abductor: Teemo

Rescuer: No one, they all died to the shroom-mine-field.

KaisadiIIaMar 31, 20154 votes

Abductor: Teemo Rescuer: Aatrox Ahri Akali Alistar Amumu Anivia Annie Ashe Azir [...] Xerath XinZhao Yasuo Yorick Zac Zed Ziggs Zilean Zyra

Dangerous ManMar 31, 20152 votes

Rescuer: Lux

Avios1Mar 30, 20157 votes

Abductor: Thresh

Rescuer: Lucian

iLumaMar 30, 201527 votes

Oh please, he couldn't even rescue his own wife.

#shotsfired

Blue Moon WolfMar 30, 20157 votes

Thresh : not cool man, he tried his best :( ... http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced06a0e470af3dc1367df8f632885f0/tumblr_mfk8mq1N4g1s01khio1_500.gif

Ryu the firstMar 31, 20151 votes

ooooooooooooooohhhhh

DeusVultMar 31, 20151 votes

This thread got really dark really fast

;)

Dangerous ManMar 31, 20151 votes

ehhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha

warpenguin555Mar 30, 20156 votes

Kidnapper- Me Rescuer- Nobody :D

darkdillMar 30, 201516 votes

Lux : "P-P-PERVERT!!!!!" (slap)

DeusVultMar 31, 20153 votes

Abductor: Velkoz He wants to study Lasers

Rescuer: summoner 7 Helmet Bro

darkdillMar 31, 20151 votes

Just study lasers?

43161549_DELMar 31, 20156 votes

have you not read the er....league of legends fanfictions >.> she er shoots lasers when she er...ima go now....

Big Bang BobMar 31, 20153 votes

Abductor: Draven

Rescuer: Draven

Draven does it all. With style! :D

DrathTurtle314Mar 30, 20152 votes

Abductor: Amumu

Rescuer: Braum

OelykMar 31, 20152 votes

Veigar

Anyone and everyone. Because he can't hit @#$% now.

Athenes LuluMar 31, 20152 votes

Abductor: Taric Rescuer: Ezreal

Or could it be the other way around?

TrídentMar 31, 20152 votes

Ezreal item 3070

Abductor: Taric or Veigar

Rescuer: Ezreal

Toa of DeathMar 30, 20151 votes

abductors: Malzahar Chogath Khazix KogMaw Velkoz

Rescuer: Kassadin

another sacrifie for the Void.

insaiyanbaccaMar 30, 20151 votes

abductor: Velkoz recuer: umm idk Tryndamere ?

Blue Moon WolfMar 30, 20152 votes

... I think I know where you are going with this... and I don't know if I'm more disappoint in you or myself :(

insaiyanbaccaMar 30, 20151 votes

:P lol

AuraMaxMar 30, 20151 votes

Abductor: Leona Leona got jealous of Lux's illumination skills and her ability to crush enemies and protect allies from afar, plus she's more in the spotlight than Leona.

Rescuer: Diana Diana sees this as an opportunity to reveal Leona as a bad person, and saving Lux for the fame is just a bonus.

rebound2Mar 30, 20151 votes

Abductor: Urgot

Rescuer: Gragas