League Valentines Poems

ModCaptainMårvelous··4 votes·1,990 views

Because Valentines day is this week. Feel free to add your own

MissFortune

You're the edge to my infinity. You're the Caitlyn to my C. But nothing compares to this one: You're the orange to my GP

Pantheon

You're my radiant dawn, I hope you know that's true. Heck, I don't even care, When I'm solar flare'd by you.

Fiora

I lung fur a vurtheh valentine Zhe akkzent iz nut tuu bad. If yuu vant tu juzt be friendz. Zhat vuuld make me very zad.

Nautilus

Lizard is Red. Golem is Blue. I'm not ganking your lane. I hate this Holiday.

10 Comments

The7thKing3 votes

LOL i died laughing after reading Nautiluss poem.

RiotRiotSchmick2 votes

LoL, very nice. But shouldn't the one for Pantheon be for Leona?

Also, what is "vurtheh"?

ModCaptainMårvelous2 votes

It's Fiora's quote. "AH LUNG FUH A VURTHEH UPPUNAWNT!"

I should, but unfortunately Valentines day was like...weeks ago. :c

RiotRiotSchmick3 votes

Ooooh, worthy - didn't get it from the spelling.

ModCaptainMårvelous2 votes

It's ok. Nobody understands poor Fiora anyways. You should see her when she tries to order food at the Institute cafeteria.

Alolan Raichu1 votes

Yeah she looks are her food like "poor form".

The Gram Wafer2 votes

Rammus Red buff is dead. So is the Blue. I have these Tremors, when I roll towards you

lethald0se1 votes

Katarina From here to there I jump everywhere, but from me to you I could slice right through.

Desmond Law1 votes

I love the last one XD

Alolan Raichu1 votes

Karthus Your boy friends dead, so are you, oh wait....(R) now you are.

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