League of Stacks: A short story.

I bring Death.

Nasus, this is not the kind of leash i had in mind...

silently stacking

....Nasus...

Ignoring Kindred to get mad stax

Why am I here?

reaches 333 stacks

NASUS, I NEED TO STACK MY DAMN PASSIVE

St- ST... drops cane and kneels before kindred

um....

I am SO sorry. I had no idea. You have my word. Here take these stacks. It's the least i can do for all the trouble I have caused you.

Holy Piss- I mean um... Th-thank you Nasus... b-but you really don't

NO! I insist. I must repent my sin of inconveniencing a fellow farm stacker.

Wow... well... I really apprecia-

Ah! And before I forget, take this as well.

...........................I- Is that...... oil.....

Well, yes. I brought it out of pity for the tentacle woman stack (Illaoi) trying to stop my stacks but I figure you will need it because of the spiky rolling stack (Rammus) in the jungle.

...............

.....?

.......

.....Do you not want it?

............. angrily snatches the bottle of oil out of Nasus hands and walks off into the jungle

Don't forget to bite the pillow!

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!

She'll be fine.

An ally has been slain

...She's fiiiiiiiine.