Introducing Melledoneus, the new Warden of Memes & Games!

Hi, I am Melledoneus. I have been chosen to become a Warden of Memes & Games because I wanted to give back to the community.... um... that is all. Any questions?

Yes. If I see you are weak, may I forcibly remove you from power through violence?

...no. Next question.

How bloody excited are you?

Extremely. Also, blood puns. Hilarious. Next.

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

You're holding him.

That was a rhetorical question! I HATE YOU MISTER!

...yes, you in the back.

Hmph?

An excellent question. Now that I am a Warden, I don't intend to give up being the meme guy people know and tolerate. I just now have another duty when I'm on the Boards now, and I'm proud to serve. Next question?

Screeching and crackling

Your accent makes it difficult to understand your question, ma'am. Write it on a piece of paper and give it to me after.

Permission to kill Riven?

Denied.

Why?

Because she just fled the room.

WHAT ABOUT SHURIMA?

What about Shurima?

Oh... ok...

Where are the drinks?

In the back.

I place down an acceleration gate-

Do any such thing here and you will be considered an assassin.

How will this affect my stacking?

It won't.

Then I'm leaving.

PRAISE THE SUN! PRAISE THE MOON! PRAISE THE GEMS!

Please get these three out of here. I'm not dealing with this again.

I have a question.

By all means, Shenp- I-I mean, sir!

Permission to leave?

...granted. Any other questions?