What do you call a Braum main that lost his Silver V promos?
Braunze 1.
And here come the tomatoes.
Braunze 1.
And here come the tomatoes.
Don't worry about the tomatoes! My shield is here for you!
What do you call Braum when he cleans up a teamfight.
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And here come the tomatoes.
I prefer to throw knives
I'm all out of tomatoes...
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And here come the tomatoes.
thats wht he gets for playing braum 
You thought you were in trouble.
Braum shield and Yasuo shield block all projectiles.
But what if self-throwing abilities like Vi's dash or Irelia's dash also counted themselves as projectiles?
"Stand behind Bronze!"
And here come the pretzels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KVbTcvjJg