Your favorite champion is now a drug, what side effects do they have?
Example:
Unhealthy obsession with gems
Speaking in 3rd person, going where you please
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Photosensitivity
Flaccid paralysis
Diarrhea
Weight gain
Flatulence
Schizophrenia
Slurred speech
Depression
Fever
Bleeding disorders
Hyperkalemia
Vomiting
Loss of vision
Chills
Nightmares
Lol, pharmacy phun xD
- Death
- Getting high
- Dizziness
- Double vision
- Heat stroke
- Hyperactivity
- Paralysis (because her binding + stun is like, 12.435 years long)
- Amnesia
EDIT: Fixed some champion errors
Sudden urges to jump on top of people from high places and stick your spear where they don't want it.
Pink heart shaped farts
gives you the munchies
makes torture a pleasurable thing
Bloating
Obsessive eating and obesity
Everything tastes purple.
Having trouble balancing
Mental disorder of only knowing how to say one word. OK.
Obssessive urge to start baking and declaring war.
CROWhn's Disease
Fabulousness
Multiple Personality Disorder
Explosive Hair Growth
Synesthesia (Tasting Colors)
Sociopathy
Anger Management
OCD
Scurvy
seeing people who aren't really there
increased aggression that slowly gets worse as you take 'em... come to think of it, Gnar pretty much is steroids personified isn't he?
blindness, but with tremor sense
I WOULD SMOKE THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Spontaneous 1v5 Pentakills flying all around you.
Bleeding every 5 days.
sudden urges to smash your face on a nearby keyboard
: i develop a mustache and overwhelming sexyness
: i have the overwhelming urge to donate my blood
: i sneeze and end up rewinding time
: my coughs teleport me places
: i have chills.....
You lose your voice in exchange for hallucinations of the universe at large.
: Robbing all the gems from the museums and everywhere.
hand cancer and the need to afk.
Addiction to sunlight. Taking it with Zyra's drug causes instant photosynthesis.
Can't talk and have an unhealthy obsession with chimes
Terrified of the sun, only goes out at night.
Slowly shrink in size, starts thinking you have magical powers and are going to take over the world.
Psychotic with split personality disorder.
Acting like Ghandi and shit but in reality you just a half nude man sitting in the middle of the road protesting nothing.