Your favorite champion is now a drug, what side effects do they have?

warpenguin555·Oct 23, 2015·4 votes·1,622 views

Example: Unhealthy obsession with gems Speaking in 3rd person, going where you please

36 Comments

PDE5 InhibitorsOct 23, 20153 votes

Diana Photosensitivity Zac Flaccid paralysis Urgot Diarrhea TahmKench Weight gain Singed Flatulence Shaco Schizophrenia RekSai Slurred speech Amumu Depression Fever Vladimir Bleeding disorders Gangplank Hyperkalemia KogMaw Vomiting LeeSin Loss of vision Lissandra Chills Malzahar Nightmares

Lol, pharmacy phun xD

Drive By MaxOct 23, 20151 votes

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Photosensitivity Flaccid paralysis Diarrhea Weight gain Flatulence Schizophrenia Slurred speech Depression Fever Bleeding disorders Hyperkalemia Vomiting Loss of vision Chills Nightmares

Lol, pharmacy phun xD

Wouldn't Nocturne be better for nightmares?

StingleyOct 23, 20151 votes

I think he meant cancer

Blue Moon WolfOct 23, 20153 votes

na, that would be Riven :p

BemaponOct 24, 20151 votes

Space aids.

PDE5 InhibitorsOct 24, 20151 votes

No because nocturne is a lil bitch.

Bottom LanerOct 23, 20151 votes

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Photosensitivity Flaccid paralysis Diarrhea Weight gain Flatulence Schizophrenia Slurred speech Depression Fever Bleeding disorders Hyperkalemia Vomiting Loss of vision Chills Nightmares

Lol, pharmacy phun xD

FTFY

PDE5 InhibitorsOct 24, 20151 votes

Sure, you could go with the bananas theme here, but GP is master of Potassium.

DragoonRuinOct 23, 20152 votes

MissFortune Pink heart shaped farts

OmniMotoOct 23, 20152 votes

Twitch - Death Teemo - Getting high Garen - Dizziness Shaco - Double vision - Heat stroke Ziggs - Hyperactivity Morgana - Paralysis (because her binding + stun is like, 12.435 years long) Ekko - Amnesia

EDIT: Fixed some champion errors

ChaosThiefOct 24, 20151 votes

So does ekko give death or amnesia? Or somehow both?

OmniMotoOct 24, 20151 votes

odd Ekko that caused death was supposed to be Twitch ...

I'm not sure what happened there, but I fixed it no worries

RandomoniumOct 24, 20152 votes

Pantheon Sudden urges to jump on top of people from high places and stick your spear where they don't want it.

Kitty DarkstarOct 23, 20151 votes

Leona Addiction to sunlight. Taking it with Zyra's drug causes instant photosynthesis.

AnhedOct 23, 20151 votes

Diana Terrified of the sun, only goes out at night. Veigar Slowly shrink in size, starts thinking you have magical powers and are going to take over the world.

Drive By MaxOct 23, 20151 votes

Shaco Psychotic with split personality disorder.

OverpoweredSoapOct 23, 20151 votes

Karma
Acting like Ghandi and shit but in reality you just a half nude man sitting in the middle of the road protesting nothing.

StingleyOct 23, 20151 votes

TahmKench gives you the munchies Teemo makes torture a pleasurable thing

KrigjerOct 23, 20151 votes

Nami Bloating

TheSequelsRBadOct 23, 20151 votes

Chogath Obsessive eating and obesity

MisterHealYoGirlOct 23, 20151 votes

Lulu Everything tastes purple.

Ziti Al FornoOct 23, 20151 votes

Kassadin Having trouble balancing

SquidsmastahOct 23, 20151 votes

Rammus Mental disorder of only knowing how to say one word. OK.

Killer of PorosOct 23, 20151 votes

Pantheon Obssessive urge to start baking and declaring war.

Bottom LanerOct 23, 20151 votes

Fiddlesticks CROWhn's Disease

Zana LyranderOct 23, 20151 votes

Taric Fabulousness Udyr Multiple Personality Disorder Heimerdinger Explosive Hair Growth Lulu Synesthesia (Tasting Colors) Teemo Sociopathy Tryndamere Anger Management Nasus OCD Gangplank Scurvy

Blue Moon WolfOct 23, 20151 votes

MonkeyKing seeing people who aren't really there Gnar increased aggression that slowly gets worse as you take 'em... come to think of it, Gnar pretty much is steroids personified isn't he?

DorkunedAurasOct 23, 20151 votes

RekSai blindness, but with tremor sense

I WOULD SMOKE THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Stiv1234Oct 23, 20151 votes

Swain Spontaneous 1v5 Pentakills flying all around you.

Dunkrius2gOct 23, 20151 votes

Darius Bleeding every 5 days.

warpenguin555Oct 23, 20151 votes

Katarina sudden urges to smash your face on a nearby keyboard

CasterGilgameshOct 23, 20151 votes

Braum : i develop a mustache and overwhelming sexyness Soraka : i have the overwhelming urge to donate my blood Ekko : i sneeze and end up rewinding time Kassadin : my coughs teleport me places Lissandra : i have chills.....