Who is the manliest champ in league?
i would say 
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A real man is compassionate. And mustached.
His only way of actually damaging people is to run at them, goading them into hitting him, and then hitting them with a GIANT SWORD MADE OF HIS OWN SHEER WILLPOWA!!!!!
No range at all, he did away with those panzie...spirit...sword...things that he used to throw all the time, he realized that they were holding back his true manliness so he did away with them. Now, he charges in and facetanks LIKE A MAN!!!!!
His protection from people smacking him in da mouf? "Armor" that really just a few metal plates on cloth, still less armor than most of those other "tanks", but he gets points for wearing something for modesty and for being humble about it too. Nothing too flashy, but not too revealing either so the other men don't get jelly at him and he doesnt steal the hearts of ALL the ladies
In the thick of combat, he runs in with metal swords and his giant sword of willpowa!
And when his team is in trouble, he charges into the enemy and taunts them to attack HIM. Then when the enemy finally realizes they cant take him down due to his SHEER MANLY AWESOMENESS and go back to his team, he returns and with his SHEER WILLPOWA, creates a safe zone to protect from any puny, less manly autoattacks (although casters cheat 'n stuff cuz they aren't NEARLY as manly as Shen and have to cheat to beat him, pesky casters >:C)
When someone is in SERIOUS TROUBLE, he meditates and with his SHEER WILLPOWA, he teleports to them and provides them with a giant shield made of his OWN WILLPOWA and then charges into the fray and facetanks them, LIKE A MAN! It takes a REAL MAN to protect his team by charging into the enemy and returning to continue to protect them!
Vote for manliest champion in the game
Honorable mentions:
Jumps in front of his team to protect them like the badass he is, unfortunately, is slightly less manly than Shen by using magic and uses a magic shield >:C, but this can be forgiven because of his personality and the fact he acquired said shield because he punched down a freakin mountain :) and the fact that he punches people with his FISTS and HEADBUTTS THEM!! >:D
He charges into the thick of things like a boss. Is slightly less manly than Shen because his main method of damage is hitting someone with a giant physical sword, nowhere NEAR as manly and awesome as goading someone hitting him, then hitting back with a GIANT SWORD OF SHEER WILLPOWA. Nor does he leap to save his team, and his giant metal sword is not as large as Shen's willpowa sword
He's like Garen with a Giant axe instead of a giant sword. He's got about the same points as Garen, but like Garen, is nowhere near as manly as SHEN!!!!!
Respect must be given to a man who summons his sheer willpower to not die and who sustains his own life off of his own undying rage! Extra points go to wielding a large greatsword with 1 hand and no armor. However, he does not protect his team, all he wants to do is slaughter everyone. He would rather kill the enemy than protect his own wife from the enemy :C Priorities, Tryndamere, priorities.
He jumps far, but see, he's trying too hard to be superman and he THROWS SPEARS FROM RANGE, what man chooses to chuck infinite spears to soften someone up only to go into the fray to finish them off? Man up Pantheon and charge into the enemy like Shen and protecting your team!
Taric is so manly, that he had probably two fathers :)
Taric
"Hit me... I dare you"
Is there anything more testosterone-fuelled than going on a Magical Journey?
Honorable mention to the one everyone has forgotten: 
When someone tells you youre too good and puts a restraint on you, so you go outside and grab a second restraint and beat people with it on a daily basis.
Ofc....
Tie between Taric and Braum.
taric*[slayer-jinx-catface]*
is also very many
Teemo, he's seen so much shit
, his chest is bigger than a bunch of the damn female champs ffs.
No ones said ?
You say Tryndamyre, I say
http://imgur.com/Zr3WhSo
In what world is he NOT manly? http://imgur.com/aAznCUA
manteon