What do you call the Seneschal of Demacia when he is victorious?

SzGamer227·4/4/2017, 6:49:06 PM·26 votes·1,341 views

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Win Zhao

What if there were two of him?

Twin Zhao

What do you call the part of his face below his mouth?

Chin Zhao

What do you call his lower leg?

Shin Zhao

What do you call his smile?

Grin Zhao

What if he's rotating rapidly?

Spin Zhao

What if he loses weight?

Thin Zhao

What if he were a fish?

Fin Zhao

What if he were an alchoholic beverage?

Gin Zhao

What if he provided sleeping accommodations?

Inn Zhao

What if he were a container of receptacle?

Bin Zhao

What if he were a small, pointed piece of metal?

Pin Zhao

What if he expresses amazement or surprise?

Xin Wow

What if he bends forward to show respect?

Xin Bow

What if he makes a promise?

Zin Vow

What do you call the hair above his eyes?

Xin Brow

What if he were a dairy animal?

Xin Cow

What if he were a female pig?

Xin Sow

What if you inquire by what means he did something?

Xin How

What if he were a tree branch?

Xin Bough

What if he's a tool for working ground?

Zin Plow

What do you call the present moment?

Xin Now

What do you say when he leaves?

Xin Ciao

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What does he do when he starts?

Begin Zhao

What if he were a candy or treat?

Cinnamon Zhao

What if he were a city in Germany?

Berlin Zhao

What if he were a bird?

Puffin Zhao

What if he were a musical instrument?

Mandolin Zhao

What if he were Demacia's Wings instead of its Seneschal?

Quinn Zhao


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What does he say when urging his team to win?

Win Now

What if he was a metal?

Tin Zhao

What if he was a common bubblegum flavor?

Mint Zhao

What if he liked Super Mario Bros.?

Nin(tendo) Zhao

What if he was small?

Mini Zhao


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What if he was the word to 'give or enqueath'?

En Dow

What if he was an ingredient in chocolate?

Xin Cacao

What if he just got hurt by the 12/0/2 Yasuo?

Xin Ow

What if he was stripped of his clothes?

Skin Zhao (or Skin WOW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

What if he has 4 kills, 4 deaths, 4 assists, 4 cs and liked art?

Jhin Zhao


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What if he was a crime fighter?

Xin POW!

Or even a crossdresser?

Xin Blouse

How about the son of one of the leaders of the nations in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?

Xin Cao

What if he lead an evil lifestyle?

Sin Zhao

What if he sold overhyped cloth?

Sham Zhao

What if he got caught out?

Scam Zhao

What does he call being given money by his parents?

Xin-dowed

Where does he vacation?

Xin Maui

15 Comments

Yaśuo Main4/4/2017, 7:11:46 PM6 votes

commenting before this gets flooded

gj dude, +1

EvilUnicornLord4/4/2017, 7:43:09 PM2 votes

We should vote for who is to be punned next.

I vote Garen.

Glare-n Gar-inn Hair-en ...

Dicerson4/4/2017, 10:26:32 PM2 votes

Vladimir, I think you can come up with plenty of puns for the Punmaster himself!

Arsenic Sulfur4/5/2017, 1:51:02 AM2 votes

What does he say when urging his team to win?

Win Now

What if he was a metal?

Tin Zhao

What if he was a common bubblegum flavor?

Mint Zhao

What if he liked Super Mario Bros.?

Nin(tendo) Zhao

What if he was small?

Mini Zhao

JVP154/5/2017, 2:20:00 AM2 votes

This post was so full of bad puns it gave me leprosy.

I love it and I want it to continue. Take my upvote you filthy bastard.

winteriscoming974/5/2017, 2:30:48 PM2 votes

What if he was a crime fighter? Xin POW!

Or even a crossdresser? Xin Blouse

How about the son of one of the leaders of the nations in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? Xin Cao

What if he lead an evil lifestyle? Sin Zhao

What if he sold overhyped cloth? Sham Zhao

What if he got caught out? Scam Zhao

What does he call being givin money by his parents? Xin-dowed

What if he got hurt?(which is never) Xin Ow

Where does he vacation? Xin Maui

What does he do when he gets fed? Win Now

Edit: just realized SkrillRKnight said some of these already ;-;

Statikin4/5/2017, 1:08:14 PM2 votes

What if he was the word to 'give or enqueath'?

En Dow

What if he was an ingredient in chocolate?

Xin Cacao

What if he just got hurt by the 12/0/2 Yasuo (fml xin)?

Xin Ow

What if he was stripped of his clothes?

Skin Zhao (or Skin WOW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

What if he has 4 kills, 4 deaths, 4 assists, 4 cs and liked art?

Jhin Zhao

An Undead brat4/5/2017, 9:29:33 AM1 votes

Twink Zhao anyone? :3

Wensless4/5/2017, 10:22:09 AM1 votes

Just fyi, sow (female pig) is pronounced "so", it doesn't rhyme with Zhao