What would you call the Hand of Noxus when he has a 50% win rate?
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Fair-ius
What if he has an uncommonly low play rate?
Rare-ius
What would you call him if he had a 100% slow?
Snare-ius
What do you call him when he's fed?
Scary-us
What should you be when he's fed?
Wary-us
What do you call his residence?
Lair-ius
What if there's two of them?
Pair-ius
What if one of them is a backup?
Spare-ius
What if he's watching something intently?
Stare-ius
What if he grows out his mane?
Hairy-us
What if he were a female horse?
Mare-ius
What if he's a magical creature?
Fairy-us
What if he were a carnivorous mammal?
Bear-ius
What if he were an undertaker?
Bury-us
What if he were a fruit?
Pear-ius
What if he vaporized?
Air-ius
What if he's feeling generous?
Share-ius
What about when he's joyful?
Merry-us
What if he was religious?
Prayer-ius
What if you used him to ascend floors?
Stair-ius
What if you sit on him?
Chair-ius
What if he were an icecream topping?
Cherry-us
What if he were icecream?
Dairy-us
What do you call his bling?
Flair-ius
What if he's burning brightly?
Flare-ius
What if he's an obnoxious reflection?
Glare-ius
What if he's controlling another character in the game?
Player-ius
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What if he is 5-0 and his team is doing poorly?
Carry-ius
What if he gets 8 or more kills without dying?
Legendary-us
What if he's about to be wed?
Marry-us
What if he makes a sudden loud sound?
Blare-ius
What if he's a rabbit-like creature?
Hare-ius
What if he is next to inherit a title or position?
Heir-ius
What if he rends flesh, paper or fabric?
Tear-ius
What if you inquire about his location?
Where-ius
What if he deflects a blow and ripostes?
Parry-us
What if he has four equal sides and angles?
Square-ius
What if he's a treeless grassland?
Prairie-us
What if he's a rowboat?
Wherry-us
What if you're using him to pay for the bus?
Fare-ius
What if he's completely nude?
Bare-ius
What if he used to be the Prime Minister of the UK?
Blair-ius
What if he turns into a wolf every full moon?
Were-ius
What if eagles roost on him?
Aviary-us
What if he's small, round, juicy, and grows on a plant?
Berry-us
What do you call a swimming Darius?
Aqua-rius
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What do you call him if he has a potty mouth?
Swear-ius
How about if he's really angry?
Glare-ius
If you come to gank, but he's warded?
Aware-ius
What if he's the pet of a sponge under the sea?
Gary-us
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What if you don't know where he is?
Where's Perry-us
What do you call him when he's all of the above?
Various
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