The most broken item in the game, and Riot is never going to fix it

SzGamer227·Feb 6, 2017·120 votes·5,191 views

What is this.

Broken.

Busted.

It's literally in 2 pieces.

But you can be damn sure that Riot is never going to fix it.

75 Comments

Golden Tager XFeb 6, 201729 votes

item 3632 Idk man this is pretty busted.

HeadHonchkrowFeb 6, 20173 votes

what even is that?

Dabrick01Feb 6, 20175 votes

I think it is something from Nexus Siege or maybe dominion.

It has no name and costs nothing.

Mystery Item, what are you?

item 3632

HeimerLmaoFeb 6, 20173 votes

It's nexus siege refund, I played this mode 5 times and I know it, srsly?

Dabrick01Feb 6, 20176 votes

Alright Cool, thanks for the info.

You didn't have to be a dick about it.

HeimerLmaoFeb 6, 201712 votes

Well, sorry, but I main the Donger Heimerdinger , it't technically impossible for me to be nice, also have a free rickroll

TheSequelsRBadFeb 6, 20178 votes

Still clicked the link for some reason.

HeimerLmaoFeb 6, 20172 votes

2nd rickroll today, I think I'm getting better at this

D2VincentFeb 7, 20171 votes

make that 3 :/

HeimerLmaoFeb 6, 20172 votes

Sorry, messed up, I think it's not refund but the background when you don't have any siege weapons

TerozuFeb 8, 20171 votes

No, this is siege's background: item 3637

HeimerLmaoFeb 8, 20171 votes

Then sorry, no idea

TheEdgeOfDestinyFeb 6, 20173 votes

I don't know but it looks broken.

Spaceman5pffFeb 6, 20172 votes

Almost looks like a view of the spawn platform from the back.

boo910Feb 6, 201711 votes

lol

this post

i like it

ANOTHER!

The Ender CobraFeb 6, 20177 votes

http://i.imgur.com/bofUVay.gif?noredirect FTFY

SlntReaperFeb 6, 20172 votes

http://i.imgur.com/bofUVay.gif?noredirect

PaladinNOFeb 6, 20176 votes

"Only when there is two, there can be one." ~ Kindred

woodvsmurphFeb 6, 20176 votes

Lol. A positive/humorous post to balance out all the negativity?[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Supreme Senpai69Feb 6, 20174 votes

For that matter, who the hell is Zeke?

Sexy Jack RabbitFeb 6, 201717 votes

What nerd has a name like "Rabadon"?

ThefrostyvikingFeb 6, 201721 votes

It could be an alias for Abbadon O_O

And what kinda dumbass invented an hourglass that stops time when the idea is to keep track of it. ( item 3157 )

Pale PirateFeb 6, 20172 votes

And who the hell is the ruined king? Oh wait, we actually know that. :Kappa:

ThefrostyvikingFeb 6, 20173 votes

Scary guy who turned undead with his wife when his failed ritual drained all the life and holiness out of a sacred island. Along with his entire army and the population of said island.

And his sword steals the life out things when the wielder who carries it hits something....

It checks out.

Faceroll TacticsFeb 6, 20171 votes

Not to mention he was the hierarch of Hecarim, and probably gave the order to kill Kalista (the spears impaling kalista look a lot like Hecarim's glaive, no?)

ThefrostyvikingFeb 6, 20171 votes

I think Kalista tried to prevent the king from forcing his way into the sacred island and hecarim and his knights at the time all charged her and impaled her on the spears. She was loyal and honorable while he was ambitious and power hungry, his idea was to have her charged and executed for treason to take her place but then the entire undeath thing happened. I don't recall the exact story but this should be somewhat close.

Faceroll TacticsFeb 6, 20171 votes

I like more the story of Hecarim doing it, although it might just be phrasing but I'm pretty sure in her story she was betrayed by the king, as her final wish was to prevent further treachery, blah blah blah, soul sacrifices, the conglomerate of sworn souls that is the present kalista.

It's obvious the kalista now is losing her original self from all her oathsworn joining her spirit by her quote "Kalista... yes, that was our name."

ThefrostyvikingFeb 7, 20171 votes

I looked it up and yeah, she tried to stop the king from doing evil stuff and heca stabbed her in the back when she wanted his help. Then he and his knights killed all of Kalista's and the king destroyed the sacred island with his ritual and undeath happened.

Kinda sad story item 3070

Spaceman5pffFeb 6, 201713 votes

item 3151 Who the frickitty frack was Liandry and why did they cry blood!?

Fondling GemsFeb 6, 20175 votes

Hey man crying blood is completely possible. I have personally seen it happen all the way back in middle? High? school. Kinda freaky. Happens when you bust an artery in your eye or something like that.

Spaceman5pffFeb 6, 201711 votes

item 3083 Then Riddle me this, Batman: Who the hoop-diddly was Warmog and why does their armor not give any armor!?

EDIT: Are those branches on the back!?

Fondling GemsFeb 6, 20178 votes

Well you see man, that is clearly a DnD druid out to save the day. Having real armour would apply a spell failure chance which no one likes, so instead they reshaped some bark and enchanted it with recharging false life and cure minor wounds spells.

No armour, no spell cast fail check, free health, free health restoration. Instead of the recharge being once per day it is once per combat though, explaining the healing out of combat.

Clearly Riot just messed up which game they were using.

(Huh, this is fun. Keep them coming!)

Spaceman5pffFeb 6, 20178 votes

item 3742 Who in the slip-slappity is this "deadman" and why does he run FASTER when wearing heavy plate armor!?

Fondling GemsFeb 6, 20178 votes

Oh that is easy, it is just a cleaned up version of Sion's old armour. We all know Sion goes faster when dead. Well at least until his speed buff wears off, then he is pretty damn slow but my point stands!

Spaceman5pffFeb 6, 20175 votes

item 3090 Who is this Wooglet butthead and why are they so determined to one-up Rabadon and Zhonya!?

Fondling GemsFeb 6, 20177 votes

Hmm... If I were to hazard a guess Zhonya and Rabadon had a child that (continuing this trend of stupid names) was named Wooglet. Growing up with two creators of magical items it is no wonder they follow in their parent's paths and brought both their experiments to their culmination: item 3090 a perfect melding of both items.

Now as much as I am loving doing these I actually have some stuff to do, so feel free to leave more but I can't promise I will get to them right away.

N KomaedaFeb 6, 20171 votes

In that regard, who is Banshee, why does she have a veil? item 3102

Nameless VoiceFeb 6, 20171 votes

A better question is why her amulet is called a veil when it clearly isn't.

Skins ProjectFeb 7, 20171 votes

Nashor refers to Baron Nashor.... It's Nashors tooth or the baron's tooth lul

TerozuFeb 8, 20171 votes

Ever hear the phrase Unveil? It just means Banshee's shield, it veils you from magic power.

Zok72Feb 6, 20175 votes

Banshee's are mythical wailing spirits from Irish mythology. Their weeping is said to signify the death of a relative or loved one and can be prophetic. In modern interpretations the wail is sometimes said to cause death. A banshee's veil could indicate that it is a veil worn by banshees or a veil worn because of or against banshees. In this case I imagine the idea is that the amulet shields you from banshees with a magical cover (or veil) so you will not die.

DanjengFeb 7, 20171 votes

Gangplank actually wears Deadman's Plate (or something which looks very similar to it). Look at his right shoulder. http://www.lolking.net/models?champion=41&skin=0 Furthermore, I think there was an event sometime in mid-season 5 where he was killed.

Spaceman5pffFeb 7, 20171 votes

Yes, the bilgewater event. There was a gamemode called Black Market Brawlers which featured all sorts of crazy item prototypes.

There was an item that made you look like target ally champion untill you attacked, it was great disguising Annie as Nami.

DMP just happened to be one of those items.

HeimerLmaoFeb 6, 20174 votes

item 3145 look at this, literally a gun without a trigger