Who belongs in a museum?
You belong in a museum.
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...let it go, Zilean. Butterfly effect...
That was rude.
You and your ideals belong in a museum.
Ugh. Your damp sense of humor is dampening my spirits.
You of all people belong in a museum.
Foolish mortal. I shall end you-
How dare you insult the lead singer of our band! I will enjoy twisting every facet of your soul-
Wow, that is a very nice suit of armor.
Really? Thanks, my necromages made it for m-
It would make a very good display in a museum, with you included.
...
Hey guys. How's it- SHUT UP, EZREAL.
O-O
It took me 6 tried to nail that. Anyway, I- no, none of that, Ez.
But I didn't-
None. Of. That.
:(
Anyway, I've been working on a way to extend the duration I can go back in time: one part on my person so I can restart whenever I want. Isn't time travel awes-
You belong in a museum. Haha haha haa!
God f*cking damn it, I'm outta juice.
What are ye silphsnipes talkin' about?
Perfect! A display for the pirates of Bilgewater.
Um... thanks?
...damn birds...
The ninjas of Ionia, exhibit 1!
Shakes head and keeps walking
What? Why have I been teleported here?
Ancient Zaun technology, exhibit A!
Fool, this is the most cutting edge tech in all of Runeter-
Hello, I'm here to make some people less relevant.
Um... maybe they should make a museum OUT of you.
A museum! I'm honored! ...what's a museum again?
Some oversized giant stepped on my bakery!
Those relic-weapons. How priceless. That belongs in a MUSEUM!
Who's this weirdo?
Not sure.
Is that the crown of Jarvan 2? Hand it over, I'll put it in a museum right away!
What? No, I earned this, screw you.
Where would I be in a museum, pretty boy? Gems? Handsome Targonians?
Eh... I don't really see you being in a museum. Bye.
Clutches heart
Tough luck, pal.
Sobbing Why can't he see me for who I am?!?
Hello, Ezreal.
Whaddya want? I'm busy.
Well, I just came to show you real cutting edge technology.
Please. Your design is almost a century old.
Oh, no, not me. He has it.
Br
It's a beer hat.
This... this is incredible, I've never seen anything like it!
Br
Whoa, dude, you never heard of a beer hat? Old news, dude. What, you belong in a museum or something?
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Museun... I belong in... a... belong... me... museum...
...Ezreal?
Eyes widen, pupils narrow I have some thinking to do.
##And from that moment on, Ezreal lived his entire life in an existential crisis.