Who belongs in a museum?

You belong in a museum. ###### ...let it go, Zilean. Butterfly effect... That was rude. You and your ideals belong in a museum. Ugh. Your damp sense of humor is dampening my spirits. You of all people belong in a museum. Foolish mortal. I shall end you- How dare you insult the lead singer of our band! I will enjoy twisting every facet of your soul- Wow, that is a very nice suit of armor. Really? Thanks, my necromages made it for m- It would make a very good display in a museum, with you included. ... Hey guys. How's it- SHUT UP, EZREAL. O-O It took me 6 tried to nail that. Anyway, I- no, none of that, Ez. But I didn't- None. Of. That. :( Anyway, I've been working on a way to extend the duration I can go back in time: one part on my person so I can restart whenever I want. Isn't time travel awes- You belong in a museum. Haha haha haa! God f*cking damn it, I'm outta juice. What are ye silphsnipes talkin' about? Perfect! A display for the pirates of Bilgewater. Um... thanks? ...damn birds... The ninjas of Ionia, exhibit 1! Shakes head and keeps walking What? Why have I been teleported here? Ancient Zaun technology, exhibit A! Fool, this is the most cutting edge tech in all of Runeter- Hello, I'm here to make some people less relevant. Um... maybe they should make a museum OUT of you. A museum! I'm honored! ...what's a museum again? Some oversized giant stepped on my bakery! Those relic-weapons. How priceless. That belongs in a MUSEUM! Who's this weirdo? Not sure. Is that the crown of Jarvan 2? Hand it over, I'll put it in a museum right away! What? No, I earned this, screw you. Where would I be in a museum, pretty boy? Gems? Handsome Targonians? Eh... I don't really see you being in a museum. Bye. Clutches heart Tough luck, pal. Sobbing Why can't he see me for who I am?!? Hello, Ezreal. Whaddya want? I'm busy. Well, I just came to show you real cutting edge technology. Please. Your design is almost a century old. Oh, no, not me. He has it. Br It's a beer hat. This... this is incredible, I've never seen anything like it! Br Whoa, dude, you never heard of a beer hat? Old news, dude. What, you belong in a museum or something? ###### Museun... I belong in... a... belong... me... museum... ...Ezreal? Eyes widen, pupils narrow I have some thinking to do.

##And from that moment on, Ezreal lived his entire life in an existential crisis.