Why does nobody cheer for Team Shurima?

Knoyle··29 votes·4,159 views

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We have Nasus Doge Renekton an angry lizard. Xerath 360 no scope Rammus And Rammus

We have goddamn Rammus. That auto beats Demacia.

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warpenguin55521 votes

Garen DEMACIA Rammus ok Garen ..... Rammus ..... Garen Justice Rammus alright

Garen a summoner has disconnected

Friendly Ram1 votes

what am i missing?

TyrekGoldenspear4 votes

Rammus isn't engaging in heroic banter with Garen.

Garen would go DEMACIA and he expects the enemy to shout their home province.

Justice was his backup ice breaker.

Garen needs his banter to properly dispense justice.

Friendly Ram2 votes

Thanks.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

No prob mate.

Sonicblaster3312 votes

Meanwhile, Sivir is crying because Daddy Azir left her with the mean baby sitter Cassiopeia and her friend Taliyah cant come over to play

Demopyro210 votes
The Aqualious1 votes

Wait... There is someone else that does as I do...

Faustavian5 votes

Because all others pale in comparison to the Void overlords, they just don't know it yet.

Mr Vulcanator2 votes

Terror coming, daddy coming!

Pierce The Veal2 votes

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Terror coming, daddy coming!

Don't know if it's still canon, but Kog's dad is apparently at least the size of Summoner's rift ;P

WyvernEgg1 votes

Get fizz out of there...

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Why does no one worship the Void like me? http://orig09.deviantart.net/4ea3/f/2014/334/f/3/the_void_by_inkinesss-d84aotx.jpg

I worship not the void, for I have become one with the void. When you gaze into the void, the void gazes into you.

Darth StepVader7 votes

The story of the majority of my ranked games this season: http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/727210/resized_stoner-dog-meme-generator-first-picked-nasus-don-t-give-a-fuck-86c53d.jpg

Team Shurima all the way babe!!

D3m37r12 votes

Hey man sometimes i just wanna farm

Pierce The Veal2 votes

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The story of the majority of my ranked games this season: http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/727210/resized_stoner-dog-meme-generator-first-picked-nasus-don-t-give-a-fuck-86c53d.jpg

Team Shurima all the way babe!!

Which is funny, cause I was playing a norm just a while back, and I was going to pick nasus, and the enemy team proceeded ro first pick nasus.

Needless to say it, I picked Shyvana, and proceeded to kill him 4 times before 8 minutes. He ragequit, and I got a 13 minute inhibitor lol.

They must have reset the normal mmr too or something after I quit several minths back. These normal games are freaking easy.

Darth StepVader1 votes

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Which is funny, cause I was playing a norm just a while back, and I was going to pick nasus, and the enemy team proceeded ro first pick nasus.

Needless to say it, I picked Shyvana, and proceeded to kill him 4 times before 8 minutes. He ragequit, and I got a 13 minute inhibitor lol.

They must have reset the normal mmr too or something after I quit several minths back. These normal games are freaking easy.

I guess so. I find it almost impossible to lose lane to a Shyv. Don't get me wrong, you could be an awesome shyvana player for all i know. I just find Shyvana's kit way to predictable and cc-less to be able to annihilate a decent Nasus. The best picks against Nasus right now are Darius, Pantheon, Trundle and Kayle, provided ofc that they all know what they are doing. Many of Nasus' old counters cannot even push him out of lane any more.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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I guess so. I find it almost impossible to lose lane to a Shyv. Don't get me wrong, you could be an awesome shyvana player for all i know. I just find Shyvana's kit way to predictable and cc-less to be able to annihilate a decent Nasus. The best picks against Nasus right now are Darius, Pantheon, Trundle and Kayle, provided ofc that they all know what they are doing. Many of Nasus' old counters cannot even push him out of lane any more.

Yeah. Actually, considering he's supposed to be a lategame champion, itms interesing that he's best in the at 30 minutes and not like 40 or 50 minutes (of course the reason being he blows up lategame/hardcore kited).

However, shyvana with the bandit mastery, thunderlords, and ignite, or deathfire touch, bandit, and ignite, can just sit there nonstop attacking him as soon as he gets close for a minion. Ignoring some of her farm because she gets 10 gold every 5 seconds when she attack nasus, and 1 gold for missed minuon kills if she somehow misses a last hit.

Darth StepVader1 votes

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Yeah. Actually, considering he's supposed to be a lategame champion, itms interesing that he's best in the at 30 minutes and not like 40 or 50 minutes (of course the reason being he blows up lategame/hardcore kited).

However, shyvana with the bandit mastery, thunderlords, and ignite, or deathfire touch, bandit, and ignite, can just sit there nonstop attacking him as soon as he gets close for a minion. Ignoring some of her farm because she gets 10 gold every 5 seconds when she attack nasus, and 1 gold for missed minuon kills if she somehow misses a last hit.

I'd say that with all the burst in the game right now and with the spamming of abilities due to the abundance of cdr, his best moment lies within the 20-30 time period. That's why a good Nasus strives to stack prior to the 20th min mark.

As fas as laning phase goes, Shyvana can indeed be really opressive. But, if your plan is to harass Nasus every time he walks up to last hit, then i already see no problem as to how he wouldn't be able to easily freeze his wave. It's mistaken to try and harass him like that. Ignite will do you no good, as a decent Nasus won't just sit there and fight you but, rather kite you back. If he can't you of his back he'll wither you as he retreats. Then, he lifesteals and regens almost all the damage you dealt, while your lack of sustain is slowly becoming more apparent.

Besides, even if you won laning phase, shyvana is still a worse teamfighter than nasus. No cc, due to her dependancy to damage items she'll be squishier, he has a powerful ult steroid along with lifesteal and grasp for tf's, while shyv is withered, shreded of some of her armor and slowly peeled. There are many better picks to use.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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I'd say that with all the burst in the game right now and with the spamming of abilities due to the abundance of cdr, his best moment lies within the 20-30 time period. That's why a good Nasus strives to stack prior to the 20th min mark.

As fas as laning phase goes, Shyvana can indeed be really opressive. But, if your plan is to harass Nasus every time he walks up to last hit, then i already see no problem as to how he wouldn't be able to easily freeze his wave. It's mistaken to try and harass him like that. Ignite will do you no good, as a decent Nasus won't just sit there and fight you but, rather kite you back. If he can't you of his back he'll wither you as he retreats. Then, he lifesteals and regens almost all the damage you dealt, while your lack of sustain is slowly becoming more apparent.

Besides, even if you won laning phase, shyvana is still a worse teamfighter than nasus. No cc, due to her dependancy to damage items she'll be squishier, he has a powerful ult steroid along with lifesteal and grasp for tf's, while shyv is withered, shreded of some of her armor and slowly peeled. There are many better picks to use.

I guesss :/

TyrekGoldenspear5 votes

You will cheer team Shurima!

THE ORDER IS GIVEN!

The Aqualious2 votes

Because I hate it when Soliders spawn from the Sand That got stuck in my Shoe after trekking into the Desert

Ryzing2Diamond2 votes

Renekton is from Shurima but he's not on team Shurima. Literally all team Shurima is, is Azir Nasus Taliyah

Saying Renekton is on team Shurima is like saying Yasuo is on team Ionia. You do realise the country of Ionia wants to try him for murder right? He's not on team Ionia. He's on team independent.

PelicanOfDeath1 votes

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Renekton is from Shurima but he's not on team Shurima. Literally all team Shurima is, is Azir Nasus Taliyah

Saying Renekton is on team Shurima is like saying Yasuo is on team Ionia. You do realise the country of Ionia wants to try him for murder right? He's not on team Ionia. He's on team independent.

Renekton is on Team Shurima because he sure as heck isn't independent. Everything he does involves Shurima. If anything, Taliyah is independent because she's traveling to the Freljord from Ionia from Noxus from Shurima. She also hates Azir. Cass and Sivir and Rammus should also be involved.

VivaLaKitten1 votes

Renekton is only going after Nasus, he is still part of Shurima. Besides, Nasus still cares about Renekton.

Beached Manatee1 votes

You worry about Renekton being on Team Shurima, but not Xerath? He literally destroyed the entire country because he wanted power.

AMYS GRAVE2 votes

Braum There is nothing but sand here, why would anyone live in such a place? Where do you get your goats milk from?

Amasa Delano1 votes

The sand goats?

Arsenic Sulfur1 votes

You also have this annoying bitch Taliyah, who is so irritating that it overwrites you having Rammus.

Jimmyyy1 votes

ok

Aeszarck1 votes

I thought Sivir would be 360 no scope, since her blade is a circle without a scope.

Swooshter1 votes

Amumu is item 3070 that you forgot him.

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