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Junsui Aoi26 votes

^ Or because your name sounds feminine. Seriously. I could be:

  1. Under-age. 'Nuff said.
  2. A man.
  3. A hairy man.
  4. A buff hairy man.
  5. A real life Braum.

I don't get why people start unwanted flirtations with strangers. Sometimes it can be funny, but other times its creepy or awkward.

500000000000000022 votes

When I'm ADC or support I always flirt with my lane partner.

IcyPepper1 votes

I only do it (lightly, mind you) if I'm playing a champion that's a common pairing with another champion.

Like Taric, Ezreal; Vi, Caitlyn, etc.

Junsui Aoi1 votes

That's fine, cause then its moreso roleplay than actually flirting with the summoner behind the champ. But only if the person is like okay with it. Cause if you start and they go ummm no, and then you keep going... then its just awkward >_>

Junsui Aoi1 votes

okay, light flirting with the adc I'm fine with. to an extent. But sometimes I grind my teeth cause they start going all like, ur my wifu we have to stay together 5ever.

Demonsolder2111 votes

Grinding teeth I've found in my experience is a relatively horrible sound, and is bad for your teeth. You should see the dentist if your doing it often.

Junsui Aoi7 votes

It really is a horrible sounds and probably contributes to why I tilt in some matchs. I'll have to see a dentist soon, as well as a cardiologist after all the salt I've taken.

Ancestor0079 votes

Ezreal Taric

ImHerVoice2 votes

I don't even type. Just awkward silence from me to my support the entire game. Or the other way around. I ping though.

Myrddin3 votes

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^ Or because your name sounds feminine. Seriously. I could be:

  1. Under-age. 'Nuff said.
  2. A man.
  3. A hairy man.
  4. A buff hairy man.
  5. A real life Braum.

I don't get why people start unwanted flirtations with strangers. Sometimes it can be funny, but other times its creepy or awkward.

are you all of these things? if so, wanna come over?... i have some candy

Junsui Aoi2 votes

I'll take the candy :D though you may be disappointed if I don't look like braum :c

Mecha MaIphite3 votes

Braum is pretty sexy tho.

Dorans Hat1 votes

Wanna have sex?

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

you forgot a a real life shaco: "you want me to come over, sure I'll be over right now. don't worry about telling me your address, I remember where it is from when I broke in to watch you sleep last night."

Clockwork Madoka3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Junsui Aoi,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=koVsNI0u,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-06-09T04:18:01.106+0000)

^ Or because your name sounds feminine. Seriously. I could be:

  1. Under-age. 'Nuff said.
  2. A man.
  3. A hairy man.
  4. A buff hairy man.
  5. A real life Braum.

I don't get why people start unwanted flirtations with strangers. Sometimes it can be funny, but other times its creepy or awkward.

I'd argue that anyone of any gender would want Braum.

remotayy11 votes

I always tell the Jg ily when he gives me a life-saving gank up top. It occasionally turns into flirting.

Captain Aishi12 votes

the message i,m getting from that gif is 'agressively unzip their pants and slightly spread your legs'

Morbiusman1 votes

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the message i,m getting from that gif is 'agressively unzip their pants and slightly spread your legs'

And have a very large shape object that you are very deft with very close to their groin.

Cubism8 votes

Or I'm playing taric. I'll always act sexualy while playing taric. Taric

XigXag7 votes
  1. A real life Braum.

This is a problem?

terkmc5 votes

Meh, i lightly flirt with people if i'm playing a supportive role like tank/jgler/support
Peel Rengar off adc with 50 hp left with a Naut hook I got you bb Counter ganking No one touch muh waifu Someone flash and use a disable to hold people in place for my penta I'm going to suck your dick.

SeductiveGrandpa11 votes

Thresh Sets Up A Double Kill Twitch GETS THE DOUBLE KILL Twitch Me:" I love you so much, Threshy-poo" Thresh "Same here, Raty-poo." Twitch "<3" intense makeout (Its normal to flirt with your sup obviously.)

(Also: Rumble Me:"Trist, still seeing that loser, Teemo?" Tristana "...Yes." Rumble "Oh. ;m;"

BestTristMyHaus1 votes

Full props for keeping the second exchange in character

IcyPepper1 votes

you mean the first wasn't

I thought all supports made out with their adc after a double kill.

BestTristMyHaus1 votes

The second one followed the lore. XD (not sure why Rumble would be supp, but worth it for the Rumble-Teemo-Trist dynamic)

SeductiveGrandpa3 votes

Rumble "I'll always come back for you Tristana, lets make fireworks baby." Tristana "Eyes on the enemy, Rumble."

Mecha MaIphite6 votes

peels of the whole team Thresh zomg so much chemistry Thresh u shud be mai waifu Lucian ...fuck you.

USG Morta2 votes

so are we talking like "dunt worry bb i gotchu ~_^" or like "hnnn stop dancing i cant play welll with one hand"?

Daedalus8712 votes

If it makes you feel better, I spam Yi's dance next to anyone.

AFK Push2 votes

I playfully flirt all the time, just don't flirt flirt. Shit gets weird man...

toe thief2 votes

I'm sorry OP, I think you're confused. This is what you meant. http://i.imgur.com/dfzRbeg.gif

SeductiveGrandpa1 votes

Gashp is that janetrahn?

IceKingChernobog1 votes

I tend to flirt with everyone on my team, and the enemy team too. Because it's fun

carry me pleaze1 votes

what anime is that from?

supes the lost1 votes

Kill la Kill, this is actually pretty tame too, considering the allies of the main character are part of an organization called Nudist Beach. I think the organizations name speaks enough for what it is.

AFK Push1 votes

{quoted}

what anime is that from?

Kill La Kill

Chimewlan1 votes

{quoted}

what anime is that from?

Kill La Kill

Eeyore1 votes

Wait this happens on NA?

Sirsir1 votes

Everywhere I think

Eeyore1 votes

I've... only ever encountered this when both players were roleplaying their champion, and it's usually quite entertaining (e.g. Katarina and Garen; or Draven and Draven). One of them will shout in all chat, e.g. "Tryndamere my love!" and then followed by something like "Urgh, Ashe, I didn't know you were going be here"...

I mean, I would probably be lying if I said I'd never seen harassment based on gender... but, never that I can remember. And I play with females who have obviously female names and, now that I think about it actually, play predominantly male champions. (Hmm, why is it?)

Spicy Rice1 votes

{quoted}

Wait this happens on NA?

All the time, at least if your/ebemy team is cool and talkative

FluffehPoro1 votes

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Because you're playing a female champion http://media.giphy.com/media/5JJtWh8J2qiPK/giphy.gif

I love Kill La Kill @///////@!

Yeah people act pervy all the time when I get in game I just go along with it or ignore it XD

Ophelmark1 votes

Once i got a Caitlyin that said some weird shit to me when i was Mundo support.I was like are you nuts.I usually always try to remember that there is a high possibility that the Anivia,Tristana,etc that is in my team could be a small kid.So i try to act accordingly.Not raging at them.Much less flirting with a random stranger.I find that stupid as fuck and quite weird.

Catastrop1 votes

OP you should be ashamed, it's Kill La Kill for anyone wondering what anime.

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